Disclaimer: Obviously, I don't own Inu Yasha or Yu Yu Hakusho. If I did, I suppose the story would end up like this.

Last time:

By being away from the two, birds soared into the air, sensing danger. After a few seconds, a loud slap was heard along with, "You're stupid sarcasm is going to kill you one day!"

This time:

Beautiful isn't it?

Hiei glared at the idiotic bat demon, who glanced nervously at his surroundings. The only good thing that bat demon said was revenge. Of course, he always gets his revenge.

Well, save for the damn spirit detective.

Fuck. Now, he had to plot two revenges? He sighed pushing back the annoying long black hair he had now.

"So…" again the bat demon wanted to start up a conversation.

"What the hell is it with you and wanting to talk?"

Kuronue chuckled a bit. "You seem quite fractious."

"So?"

"Yes."

"You make no sense. Don't talk to me." Hiei then turned around, his back facing Kuronue.

Kuronue began laughing. "Now, you're beginning to sound like a girl!" That comment had made his face meet with Kagome's shoe, lovely, isn't it? "Damn bastard."

- - -

"You know, Kurama," Yusuke began, while trudging up the steps to a shrine.

Kurama looked back at his slightly shorter companion. "Yes? What is it, Yusuke?"

"Kurama, you may be in love with him and all, and I'm glad to help. But, I don't want to climb all these fucking stairs!"

Kurama glared at him. "I'm not in love with Hiei, Yusuke. He's my close friend, and I am concern for his well-being."

Yusuke and Kuwabara scoffed at that remark. "That's a lie, Kurama!" exclaimed Kuwabara. "I don't care that you are gay and all, man. So, you don't have to hide it!" Yusuke nodded in agreement.

Kurama sighed. Does everyone think that he is gay? Maybe if he asked Botan or Keiko or even Koenma, HOPEFULLY they'd say no. Though, he should push that behind and not pursue on the matter; so he walked at a faster pace.

"I know you're excited to look for your lover, Kurama! But, I didn't know you were this excited!" snickered Yusuke. He and Kuwabara gave a hi-five to each other as they began walking in Kurama's pace, following behind.

- - -

"Are we there yet?"

"You've been asking that ever since you slapped me!" exclaimed Youko. He took a deep breath. He needed to stay calm and not rip his beautiful long silvery hair. That'd be too horrible. He'd kill everything in sight, even Kuronue for the matter!

"Are we there yet?"

Youko twitched. The hell was wrong with this woman-man-girl-thing? Who gives a fuck right now? She-he slapped him just because of that little joke! Women surely have no sense of humor at all.

Kagome kicked Youko at the back of his leg. "The fuck was that for woman!" Youko exploded.

"I could hear your stupid thoughts!"

Youko smirked at this new found fact. Maybe he could be just a tad bit evil. He paused in his thoughts. Cross tad bit out and everything would be splendid.

He began pondering oh so loudly to himself. Ideals that seem to make him smirk even more. What were his thoughts exactly? The true question may be, do you really want to know what his thoughts are? Probably you do, but BE warned. His mind is a demented, sadistic, psychotic, sickening mind that will make you explode!

His thoughts let astray, thinking and concocting the several-no millions of ways he'd torture the girl now in a male demon's body. His eyes glistened with mental images of what'd he do to her (Hiei's) body. Then, a new idea popped up. He only had made a few glances at the girl's real body, but surely, it…

"You're a fucking bastard, did you know that!" Kagome screamed. Her (Hiei's) face bright red.

"My, such foul language for a young lady-man?" Youko didn't really know what to say.

Kagome glared at him. "I… will… kill… you." She gritted those words through her teeth. Youko felt a bit afraid. You know those really frightening situations where it's like a life-death situation you're in. The fact that you'll be in severe pain. The blood gushing out and the heavy beatings you'll get. To put it simply, it's like a nightmare attacking straight out at you. And, Youko's instincts shouted "RUN!". He then ran for his dear, dear life.

- - -

"Sesshoumaru-sama! Sesshoumaru-sama!" a little voice called out to the demon lord.

Sesshoumaru had simply been in the library, reading some of ancient histories and spells. He looked up at the little girl. "What is it, Rin?" His voice void of any emotions.

The little girl smiled and hugged the demon. "Rin met two men that wants to see Sesshoumaru-sama!"

"You shouldn't be talking to strangers, Rin." Sesshoumaru mentally sighed.

"But, they told Rin their names are Hiei and Yo-…Yo-… Youko!" she exclaimed.

Slightly, Sesshoumaru's eyes widened. "Rin, stay here while I greet them."

"Hai!"

- - -

"You're a bastard, didn't you know that?" Kagome then tried to make a kick to Youko's leg.

Youko dodged. It was like a reflex now. The way that the girl turned to man always tried to kick him ever since that joke! Though, he was glad that they reached their destinations faster than expected. They had made great progress. He never knew that he could just run from the far east into the mid west in just half a day! Especially in what level he was in.

Youko stiffened and pushed Kagome down, while taking out his rose whip blocking another whip with his own.

"It's good to see you again, Youko." Sesshoumaru appeared.

"Of course, you should be glad to see me, Sesshoumaru."

END OF CHAPTER

A/n: I'm tired, so blah. This is all I could type up for you people.