A/N: Sorry you guys it took SO long to write this chapter. In fact, I haven't been able to do much writing lately, period, so I haven't updated much. I just had an urge to update this story today when I was reading over the 2 chapters I have out. Ahaha. FYI, I have added tid-bits to the two previous chapters, nothing to big, just more descriptive words and all, so no need to go and reread. Well, on with the chapter! Hope you guys enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Inuyasha or any of its characters.

CHAPTER THREE

"Did you know gullible is not in the dictionary?" Miroku countered.

"It's not!" Sango asked with disbelief.

"My point exactly," Miroku told her with a grin.

Sango face faulted at this. Then she walked over to the black-haired teen and whacked him HARD on the back of his head, where his little ponytail was located.

"OUCH!" Miroku shouted at impact.

"THAT is what you deserve, you PERVERT!" Sango shouted loudly at his face, "Do you REALLY expect me to believe your story! I truly can't believe you would have DARED to do such a thing!"

Sango was shouting pretty loudly now, her voice raised to a very, VERY high volume. Miroku was positively shivering under her glare-of-death.

"YOU PERVERT, PERVERT, PERVERT!" Sango shouted, accentuating each 'PERVERT' with a very powerful whack to the back of Miroku's head.

Miroku now was getting to the point of regretting kissing Sango's mom, though he knew how thoroughly he enjoyed it. An image of Sango's mom and how soft her lips were though cascaded into the teen's mind though. Screw regret, he enjoyed it and no one was going to yell at him for doing the best thing he has ever thought of in his 13 years of life on Earth.

"I hope you will NEVER do this again, MIROKU!" Sango shouted loudly at him, shoulders heaving. She had continued to shout as Miroku thought of her mom, so basically, Sango had been wasting her breath.

"Of COURSE, Sango, my good, dear friend! It was an accident is all, I apologize vehemently!" Miroku apologized, a warm smile on his face. Inside of course, he was plotting of ways he could be alone with Sango's mom, the love of his life.

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"…and he kissed her, Kagome, he KISSED her, my MOM!" Sango said over the phone later that day. Everyone had been long gone from Sango's house, especially after the "Thing" that had happened that Sango and Miroku had refused to say.

Of course, Kagome being her best friend, Sango had eventually poured out the story. She was furious! The guy she secretly had feelings for had kissed her mom. Who would not get pissed at such a thing?

"Ohmigosh, Sango, you have GOT to be kidding me! That lecherous pervert!" Kagome shouted furiously over the phone, "The nerve of him!"

"I know!" Sango agreed, nodding her head energetically.

"Now, if Inuyasha ever tried a thing like that with MY mom, he knows already that he would be dog food like that –snap-" Kagome told Sango, snapping her fingers, though it was kinda hard to hear over the phone.

"You are so lucky to have Inuyasha obeying your every order, Kagome. He's like a dog on a leash," Sango sighed over the phone, wishing Miroku was more like Inuyasha.

"I guess," Kagome said, shrugging her shoulders, though Sango obviously could not see it.

"Well, I still can't believe the nerve of that guy!" Sango cried over the phone.

"Mmhmm," Kagome said.

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"Kissed Sango's mom today," Miroku told Inuyasha over the phone at the same time the two girls were talking on the phone.

"Be glad you're alive still, man," Inuyasha replied.

A/N: And that is the end of that chapter. How was it? I know, very short and very RANDOM, but hey, that's how this story is going to be. It will be a very pointless story, I know. Ahaha. I hope you guys got that 'gullible' thing. Ahaha. Very funny joke, is it not? Well, thanks to the people who read! And don't forget to REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW!

Thanks to those who reviewed the second chapter! I love you all! Ahaha.