The Ultimate Alchemist: by Sephiroth- fan- forever

Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or even me, sad isn't it

Vash: This is my first fic you know. Please don't flame it.

S. C.: Who gives a crud!

Vash: Me, my friends, and the stalker across the street right now named Joe.

S. C.: 00

Heres a run over of the signs used:

"text"speaking

character has stars around ( exception of Armstrong because he

always has stars around him)

Prologue: How it began

A average looking fourteen year old boy with bleached blonde hair that needed to be bleached again and wearing torn blue jeans and a black muscle shirt. He was doing something he probably shouldn't do, mix chemicals. But then again Vash did lots of things he wasn't supposed to do, nothing too bad ever happened. There was the time he almost lit the house on fire. And the time he almost broke his play station when he dismantled it. But the point is that he ALMOST did those things, so as far as he was concerned, nothing bad ever happened. Unless you count being grounded for all eternity.

"Ok now add some solarium nitrate and…" Vash said as he mixed the contents of the vile.

BOOM! A small explosion happened and knocked Vash into the wall and knocked him out. Unknown to Vash, who was trying to make a molecule speed solution by the way, was transported to a parallel dimension by the strange fumes that filled the room.

"Ughhhhh, where am I?" Vash groaned as he looked around and saw he was on a train. An anime train!

"What the?" Vash looked at himself and he was wearing black chest, leg, and arm plates that were black. He also had black claw gauntlets , shoulder spikes, and a red cape. No helmet though. His hair was silver and spiky, his eyes a black of no emotion or feeling. Also, the armor had several small and intricate circle designs that were different colors. He had turned into what he drew the other day! He then saw writing on his chest plate. It translated "whoever wears this armorofalchemy shall have all powers at his whim."

"All powers eh? I wonder…" Vash then saw the Elric brothers and Louise Alexander Armstrong .

"Cool I'm in Fullmetal Alchemist!" Vash whispered. He was a huge fan of it. Not only was he in the show, he was in the very beginning of the first video game for it.

End Of Prologue

Vash: Heres a preview of the next chapter called: The Test

S. C.: Enjoy it or die.

Vash: oh and because I'm evil I wont reveal names. Mwuahahaha!

: hey colonel mustard I got something way big for you.

Mustard: that's Mustang! And what is it, better not be stupid.

:oh it is, this guy named Vash just did something incredible!