Disclaimer:....

Sorry for updating so late! My internet was down (again!) BloodyDice and Neko-Yuff16 I'm so glad I didn't lose you =] and you still think my story is good! I'm so happy!

BloodyDice: You loved it =] that's wonderful! And you think New Kid's catchy =P I think so too

Neko-Yuff16:I feel sorry for them too =] I'm sure Tifa would've died for shock if she had actually killed Cloud. And Vincent =] yep, now he knows what it's like to be female.

Zinkata: As for the fighting, I was just focusing on Tifa looking for the source of the voice. If I run in to any more fight scenes I'll try to make them more detailed. And the way I styled the demons' thoughts I think I'll keep the same because I want to be able to distinguish the difference between the four of them. And Tifa and Vincent will definitely run into problems. They haven't even figured out why they've switched yet! =P

Cattibrie393: I haven't seen Freaky Friday but from the commercials I've seen, yeah, I guess it is =] I'm glad you think I've switched good people. I could've switched Vincent and Yuffie or something but I like Tifa better.

Raven Cactuar: I'm glad you think it's unique (and funny! wow! =]). I just thought FF7 needed a bit more switching-bodies fics =] after all the ones I've read, I'm surprised the FF7 portion of this site doesn't have more.

Reminder from the last chap:

'Chaos'

Galian Beast

'Death Gigas'

Hellmasker

Tifa walked quietly behind Vincent and Cloud. They were still on their way to Cosmo Canyon and she was still trying figure out how to act like Vincent. Chaos and the others were still helping but trying to keep up with their almost constant rambling was proving to be quite a challenge.

'And if Yuffie comes up to talk to you, stare at her 'til she goes away.'

Okay-

And if Cid tells you something say, 'That's nice Highwind' or something like that...

Red's about the only one Vin can have an actual conversation with so you can talk to him freely.

'Just as long as you use really big words no one can understand'

My vocabulary is kinda limited

'That's too bad. I guess you can try using big words and act like you know what they mean.'

Or you could get a thesaurus

And memorize it like, two seconds? I don't think so.

You could sneak a look at it if you hide it under a table while you talk

Give it up Galian, it's not gonna work.

You got any better ideas?

...

Thought so.

OKAY. Can we get back to the subject at hand here?!, Tifa was starting to get irritated.

'What subject?'

Really, what are you talking about New Kid?

Tifa felt that if she could see them, she would slap them. Unfortunately for her, she couldn't, so she settled with seething angrily, How do I act like Vincent? And I have a name you know!

The demons completely ignored the last part of her comment.

'It's easy New Kid! All you gotta do is stand there and mope. Every once in a while say something about Lucrecia or atoning for your sins.'

'Yeah, basically. Beat yourself up over nothing and blame yourself for everyone else's faults.'

Especially Lu's and Seph's. I've gotten so tired of hearing Vincent blame himself for Lucrecia's lame-ass decision to submit herself to the Jenova Project! I mean, come on! It's not his damn fault his son's running around trying to destroy the planet!

Everyone was very silent for a moment.

Smooth Galian... real smooth...

Uh, did I say his son? I meant Lucrecia's son... yeah, that's right... I just said his son because... uh... because-

'Shut up. She already knows...'

Tifa was still getting over her shock. Sephiroth is Vincent's son? No wonder he feels so horrible. Why doesn't he say something? I'm sure the other's would understand. If he's traveling with us to destroy him, that's proof enough he wants to help... Then she realized Vincent's demons were ignoring her.

'I win.'

'You cheated Chaos!'

'I won fair and square. You're just jealous that's all.'

There is no way I'm letting you walk around with MY chainsaw!

'Not my fault you LOST. I'm so much better at poker than you are anyway.'

It's not possible! I where a MASK, dammit! There's no way you can tell if I'm bluffing or not!

'Maybe You lost because you started cracking up when you placed your bet. That and the fact that you made no effort to guard your thoughts when you were practically screaming 'they have no idea I'm bluffing' mentally.'

'He's got a point Hellmasker...'

Tifa couldn't stop the smile from forming. They were a lot different than she thought they would be. Sure, they weren't always helpful and sometimes they talked to much and made it hard for her to concentrate, but, they weren't that bad. Now if only I could talk to Vincent...

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They had finally gotten to Cosmo Canyon when Tifa gathered enough courage to talk to Vincent. "Vi-Tifa? Could I talk to you for a moment?" Vincent looked at her carefully before answering, She knows something she doesn't want to tell me about.

"Sure"

"Well, you see I was talking to your demons on the way here-"

"Ah. They're something else aren't they?"

"Definitely, but they brought up an interesting point... a-about... limit breaks...," She had a feeling she was lying terribly as watched Vincent study her again.

"I'm sure they did, but that's not what you wanted to talk to me about, is it?"

She sighed, "No. I... I know about Sephiroth."

I wanted to make it longer! I really did! And I ended with a cliffy! I'm so mean. I'll try to update sooner, promise! =]