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I wasn't satisfied with the last chapter so I decided to update again =] thanks for all the reviews! And Aya-TheLostOne thanks for reviewing! I love seeing new people every chapter =]

Tifa stood in front of the mirror and studied her reflection. Well, Vincent's reflection, but for now, it was hers.

She frowned.

Vincent frowned.

'Vincent's more of a blank expression person.'

Well, that's nice and all but I'm a very expressive person. I don't do blank.

'Well, you're going to have to try or else everyone's going to notice that you're not Vincent.'

Tifa sighed, Fine! Uh, this switching body thing sucks. It's so hard! She scowled at the mirror and watched as Vincent scowled too. Tifa almost jumped back in fear. Vincent looks very scary when he's mad.

'He acts scary too. Consider yourself lucky, you haven't seen it yet.'

I'll take your word for it , she smiled and went back to looking at the mirror. Oh, wow. Vincent sure looks nice when he smiles..., She paused, Wait. What did I just say?

'You said that Vincent looks nice when he smiles.'

Hm... well, he does. In fact, he's kinda cute. I never realized that... he always has that cloak on.

'Ooo, does someone have a crush on Vinnie?'

Tifa blushed furiously, What?! Of course not! I like Cloud. I've liked Cloud ever since we were kids...

'Right...,' Chaos grinned. It looked like life with the New Kid would be more interesting than he originally thought.

Shut up Chaos! I'm glad you think this is funny! Laugh while you can 'cause it's NOT TRUE!

'Did someone just say New Kid likes Vincent?'

'Yeah Deathy, that was me. New Kid over here apparently has the hots for Vin. She's just trying to deny it.'

'Oh. Denial's never good...,' crunching sounds soon followed his comment.

...Death Gigas? Are you... eating something?

'Yeah. Imaginary popcorn. It's not real food but it's better than nothing around here... want some?'

...No, it's okay.

Hey

Hey Hellmasker.

I was just wondering if you're ever going to take a shower.

Of course! In fact I think I'm gonna take one right now!

You do that New Kid.

Tifa had almost made it to the bathroom and was just starting to unbutton her shirt when she realized, You know what? I'm in Vincent's body.

'No. Really?' Chaos rolled his eyes.

I'm sure I don't need a shower that bad...

'You probably don't. I mean you only walked from Nibelheim to here. Yeah, you're probably smelly, sweaty, and dirty. I mean, all that that dust in the Canyon was bound to do some damage but, I'm sure you could wear those clothes for another week or so.'

ALRIGHT! I'll take the stupid shower!

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Little did Tifa know Vincent was having the same problem she had. I'm sure Tifa would like to be clean, but, I have to respect her privacy... I'll just close my eyes or something. He stared and the door for a couple more minutes, Come on Valentine. She's just a woman.

But perhaps she was something more?

Uh! I'll just take the damn shower. I'm sure it won't be that bad... Vincent opened the door and prepared himself for his shower.

Maybe I should meditate first... I think my mind could use some calming.

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Tifa had finished dressing and was combing her hair when Chaos popped back into her head.

'Did you enjoy your shower?'

It was fine. Can we stop talking about this?

'Well I just wanted to check because your crushing on Vincent and stuff...'

Tifa groaned in frustration, I don't have a crush on Vincent! She tried to guard her thoughts and block him out.

'Hm. Amateur. I'm gonna leave you alone before you kill yourself...'

Tifa put down the brush she was using and slid on the claw and the cloak. "No wait. I forgot the bandana," She walked to the bedside table and picked up the red strip of cloth. She tried to put it on when she realized that her claw was getting in the way. She took of the claw, put on the bandana, and put the claw back on before sighing.

"Vincent, Why do you wear so much?!" She finally walked out of the door, trying to walk like Vincent, silently, but so far it wasn't working. How can you walk silently with steel-toed boots? She was so deep into her thoughts, she didn't notice Red until she tripped over him.

"Oh shit!" That wasn't very Vincent-like, "Sorry Red!"

Red groaned as he got up, "It's okay, Vincent... Actually I was just looking for you."

"Really?" Tifa was beginning to get worried, she remembered Galian Beast talking about conversations no one could understand. She was sure that no one included her.

"Yes. I also wanted to talk to Tifa. Do you know where she is?"

"I'm here," Vincent walked up to them.

Red nodded, "Good. I want you two to come with me."

Tifa and Vincent looked at each other before following. Red eventually brought them to the Observatory and closed to door. "I know about you," he looked at them seriously, "I know you switched bodies."

Vincent resisted the urge to sigh, First Tifa finds out Sephiroth's my son, now Red knows we switched, what next? They find out I dated with Scarlet when I was a Turk and that she's actually older than she looks?

"Oh, and Tifa, or should I say Vincent? I found an interesting little article on the internet about you dating Scarlet. How old is she anyways?"

I was kidding! "Older than me."

Red nodded, "I see."

"Is it really that obvious?" Tifa frowned, she thought they had been doing pretty good.

"To me, yes. But I don't think the others have noticed. But that's not exactly why I brought you here. I think I might've found out why you switched."

Tifa's head shot up, "Really?!"

Red nodded again, but not before staring for a bit at a seemingly enthusiastic Vincent, "Yes Tifa. Now be quiet for a moment and listen to the cries of the Planet."

They stopped to listen. The ghastly cries sounding a bit more cheerful and amused. After a while Tifa decided to speak up, "They sound different. The Planet sounds... happier."

"After I heard this I went straight to the library to look it up. Luckily, other incidents like this have been recorded. Sometimes the Planet gets bored and likes to play with the things living on it. Sort of like playing matchmaker with people it thinks are compatible."

Vincent had the sinking feeling he didn't want to ask the question he was about to ask, "How do we switch back?"

Red turned to him, "Well you have to fall in love."

Tifa stared at him in shock, "You just can't ask people to fall in love! Besides I love Cloud."

"Well the Planet seems to think Vincent would be better for you, so if you ever want to switch back, I suggest you start getting to know each other."

They finally know why they switched =D Now all I have to do is think of what to do in the next chap =] I hope you liked it!

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