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"AAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Tifa shut her eyes as the lady on the screen was devoured by the monster. No matter how many times she saw a horror movie she never got used to it. Even if they WERE all basically the same. She opened her eyes once the disgusting chomping sounds stopped and risked a glance at Vincent and Red. Vincent was staring at the screen, calming eating his popcorn and Red and Nightmare watched the movie with some sort of sick fascination.
"That blood looks so fake," Red muttered and Vincent nodded in agreement.
"It looks like raspberry juice. They should've made it thicker, less purple too. And blood doesn't flow like that, it has a much higher viscosity."
Tifa turned back to the movie. They were talking about blood. How pleasant. There was a boy on the screen now. Tifa recognized him as the lady-who-just-got-devoured's boyfriend. Eerie music started playing and she gripped the armrests, staring wide-eyed as a shadow flashed behind him with out him noticing.
MOVE dammit! You're gonna get eaten!
The monster came up behind the boy and panted heavily, clawed hands hovering over the boy's shoulders. The music got louder and the boy turned slowly. He paled when he saw the ominous shadow and tried to back up. The monster roared and Tifa shrieked. She latched onto Vincent's arm, nearly making him spill his soda.
Vincent blinked and looked at Tifa who was stuck to his arm like a leech. Red looked too. What an odd sight it made. Tifa, in Vincent's body, hanging onto Vincent, in her body, for dear life. Quite amusing.
'Can you scream any louder!' Chaos growled.
Shut up.
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Veronica, who was sitting in the back, couldn't see what was happening very well but she was pretty sure she had just heard that guy, Vincent, scream. Disturbing. He looked so collected too.
But whatever. He's still hot!
If anything she had the urge to go down there and comfort him...
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Vincent put his soda in the cup holder and rubbed Tifa's back. He wouldn't admit it, but, he kind of liked having her cling onto him like this.
No! Valentine, don't you dare think such thoughts!
"Oh my god! That was so scary!"
Tifa, you've seen scarier things than this, Vincent said quietly.
That's different! I was fighting them! They're not so scary when your fist is in their face, Tifa shot back, voice muffled by her sleeve.
Then fight them now.
Tifa looked up at him, What do you mean?The best way stop being afraid is to confront your fears,you're doing that now by watching this movie. Believe you are not afraid and you won't be.
Tifa stared at him for a while before finally speaking, You know Vincent, you should become a psychologist or something.I can barely solve my own problems, how can I possibly solve anyone else's? He asked himself.
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Tifa had made it through the movie, only giving a few small squeaks after her little talk with Vincent. She had never felt so proud.
I hardly screamed at all!
But you still screamed. Twenty-nine times in the entire hour, we counted.'
Wow! New record!
I'm not even gonna ask.
She was currently waiting outside the women's bathroom, where Vincent had spent the last fifteen minutes. She leaned against the wall and crossed her arms, trying to look as Vincent-ish as possible. Red arched an eyebrow as she tried getting comfortable.
You can stop moving at anytime, you know, He said after she uncrossed her arms for the fifth time in three minutes.
She finally got in a position she liked (the position she started with) and stopped moving.
There we go, good girl Tifa!
She rolled her eyes and stared at the bathroom door, What's taking him so long?I dunno, maybe the fact that he's a girl?Oh yeah.Hi! Fancy meeting you here!
Tifa looked up in horror and saw, Veronica silly!Uh, right. I knew it started with a V......
Sooo, your girlfriend isn't here... She left you?My girlfriend...? Oh! No, she's just in the bathroom.Riiiight, She smiled, It's okay, I know what it's like to be dumped.
Chaos laughed, No doubt.No! You don't understand-You don't have to be ashamed! She was that pretty any ways.
Tifa narrowed her eyes, Take that back.
Oh and look at your dogs! They're so cute! She ruffled Red's mane and tapped Nightmare on the nose. Red growled quietly while Nightmare nearly bit off her hand. Aww, they're so sweet!
Tifa stared at her, What logic are you using?
Just then Vincent walked out, just in time to save them, Damn, they need to work on that bathroom... Her trailed off as he saw the scene before him.
See! Here she is! Tifa grabbed his arm and brought him to her side, I told you she was in the bathroom!
Veronica frowned, Well, whatever we can still go out together, right?What?! When did we agree on that?
Vincent shut his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose. First he switched bodies with Tifa, then he had the whole period' (a.k.a. The Red Death) thing, then he had just went through HELL in that bathroom, and now Crazy-Stalker-Bitch was bugging the crap out of him and Tifa. Someone was going to pay. He curled his hand into a fist and punched Veronica out of frustration.
Red stared in awe,
Tifa turned to Vincent with wide eyes, Nice right hook.
Vincent smirked and cracked his knuckles,
They walked over to Veronica's motionless body cautiously.
Tifa poked her with her boot, Is she dead?
Vincent put a hand to her neck and tried her pulse. He sighed, I wish.We better go before someone spots us, Tifa said.
Wouldn't it be nice to just finish her off right now? Hellmasker asked pleasantly.
As nice as that sounds right now we don't really want to draw attention to ourselves...
They ran out of the movie theater as fast as they could.
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Red panted, Well.... wasn't that...... exciting?No more exciting... please... Tifa dropped to the grass.
Hey guys! Yuffie bounced over to them.
Hi... Yuffie... Vincent forced a grin.
They stood for a bit, only their panting breaking the silence.
Man, you guys are boring! See ya around! Yuffie walked away.
Red watched her leave, You know maybe we should tell the others about this whole body-switching thing...Except Cloud? Tifa tried to sit up so she could see Red properly.
Hmm... I don't know...Well, let's think about it, Red closed his eyes.
Tifa sat in a shadowed corner brooding and mumbling something about sins while Vincent sat at a table with Yuffie giggling. Red walked up next to Cid and Barret who were watching them calmly.
Have you guys noticed anything weird with the way Tifa and Vincent have been acting lately?
Cid took a sip of the beer in his hand, Whaddya mean?It's almost like they SWITCHED BODIES or something.
Barret and Cid just stood there.
Barret blinked, Really? I didn' notice.Same
Red stared at them in disbelief.
Uh, you know what... forget what I said. Let's just keep this between us. I don't think they'd understand... Red said.