Well I was sitting at the computer deciding whether or not I should do work and all that other boring stuff when emailed me Sephiroth2021's review. I read it and was like, "Holy crap! Screw work! I need to update Of Fangirls and Actors cuz I haven't updated it in like, 50 years!" So here you go.
I bet you all want to smack me right now.
Ha! Well too bad cuz I'm going to thank you all for reviewing and all your hostile thoughts will disappear or something like that. Moving on...
Thank you to everyone who has reviewed so far: Ah-choo, Raven Cactuar, Fantasy-dreamz, Neko-Yuff16, Cendrillo, mononoke, marinawings, valen.locke, The Highwaywoman, Ann2, Dragon Girl323, Lance Cortex, md17, Reigen, TruebornChaos, Rach, Aeri, grace, serindarkwolf19, Jazze Al-Bhed-Girl, Ninja Girl Emi, whatevergirl, Kyrstyn, Shizuma The Black Angel Demon. and Sephiroth2021.
Double and triple thanks to anyone who put me on their watch list and/or their favs.
Thanks once again to Sephiroth2021 for helping my insane need to update this story. Also, you must be a relatively cool person if your AIM sn is l33tm45t3rLargo cuz that leads to believe that you like Largo and megatokyo (Largo rocks...). You're also one of the only people who didn't call me weird for making Seph Vincent's brother. You are a good person.
OH MAN GOD! YUFFIE!
Yuffie didn't even have time to react before she was knocked off her chair by a nameless blur.
Holy fuck! Get off me!Yuffie you won't BELIEVE what just happened!
Yuffie's vision began to clear and she finally realized what the nameless blur was. Ask me what happened to me today.
Yuffie just shook her head in confusion. She couldn't remember Tifa ever getting so excited about anything before.
Ask me!Okay, okay... What happened today Tifa?Woah! Sorry, I can't understand chipmunk-on-crack!
Tifa rolled her eyes and took a deep breath, Okay. I was watching TV when I got bored and decided to read the newspaper. That's when I found this ad that said I could be in Crimson Shadow and I called the number in the ad and the guy on the phone told me that I could go over there and try out. So I went and met this guy named Cid and saw all these scary Vincent fangirls. I wandered around for a bit and met the director, Sephiroth and then - prepare yourself - I ran into VINCENT VALENTINE. I mean, literally. I was on the ground and everything and he helped me up and was really nice and stuff and-
Yuffie just stared at her in disbelief. Vincent Valentine? THE Vincent Valentine? Yeah right.
-kissed my hand and we talked and stuff and he said that I could become an actress and-
Kissed? Kissed!Tifa either you have totally lost your mind or you're one lucky bitch...
He said we should have LUNCH can you believe it Yuffie!
Yuffie cleared her throat before she started, Let me get this straight, she started slowly, You met Vincent Valentine and you might be in his new movie, right?And he kissed your hand.And he offered to have lunch with you.
Yuffe continued to stare before her face broke out in a wide grin, Tifa I hate you! Tell me you're kidding!But I'm not!Holy crap! Vincent Valentine! I can't believe you! I'm always missing all the action! She wasn't as big of a fan as Tifa was, no one really could match Tifa's level of obsession (if only she knew...), but she was a Vincent fan nonethewless and her best friend HAD just told her she had talked to Vincent.
They sat in silent contemplation, trying to calm their minds. Tifa thought about how Vincent could possibly contact her while Yuffie wondered if Tifa was telling the truth. She decided Tifa wasn't lying because even though she could hide most of her emotions well, she was a horrible liar.
Tifa shook her head, This is unreal... I have to be dreaming... But she knew she wasn't. She had pinched her arm so many times it had started to swell.
Well if this is a dream don't wake up. You still have to get me Vincent's autograph!
A week had passed with no new news of Vincent or her part in the Crimson Shadow. Tifa was starting to get restless and it was hard to concentrate on her classes. Vincent kept popping into her mind, even as she drove back to her apartment. It was always Vincent. Vincent's eyes, Vincent's hair, his voice, even then occasional happy fangirl-induced thought of Vincent's ass but she tried to aviod that one.
Tifa had finally gotten to her door when she heard the phone start to ring. Remembering that Yuffie wasn't home to pick it up, she fumbled with her keys and opened the door. She rushed over to the phone, nearly tripping over her own feet, and picked it up.
Um... Hi. Is this Tifa Lockheart?
A sigh of relief, That's good. The phone rang so many times I thought I might have to leave a message. Who knows what would've happened if I called the wrong number...Uh, who is this?Oh yeah! I forgot, it's Vincent. I just wanted to know if you're still up to lunch.
What a horrible place to end. Nothing happened really. And it was short. That sucks. Tifa and Vincent will go out to lunch in the next chap though. I'm hoping to get that up tomorrow but I doubt that will happen. I'll try...
For those of you who have read Switchin' I'm sure you know by now that date/outings/lunches between Vincent and Tifa can get quite interesting.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Please review! Don't hate me!