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So I didn't update 'tomorrow' or the day after that (or the day after that) but I got busy, then I got sick. Sucks I know.

Thank you all for the reviews! I would also like to correct myself. Sephiroth2021 is l33t, not cool XD and I would also like to tell TruebornChaos that Junpei is indeed very cool. In my eyes He and Largo are equal.

I tried hard to make this longer than last chapter. The actual chapter (as in the part you read, not my babbling) is 1343 words or something but a lot of it is dialogue and the rest is weird.

Okay. Continuing!


My shoe...where is my shoe...Right here Tifa! Yuffie yelled from behind the couch.

Suddenly a shoe flew out of nowhere and smacked her in the head and she yelped and clutched her head in pain.

Heads up! Whoops. Too late.

Tifa groaned, No kidding. I'll be lucky if I make it out here alive.

Yuffie grinned sheepishly and glanced at the clock, Hurry up! It's almost one!Oh no! Tifa hopped across the room while putting on her shoe. What an impression she'd make if she was still getting dressed when Vincent came.

She checked herself in the mirror and straightened her skirt. Yuffie had made a big fuss about what she was going to wear after Tifa had told her about Vincent's call. They had gone through at least ten different outfits before settling with one, which, to her despair, had been the first one she had tried on. Now she was having her doubts, dressed in a plain black jeans with a white button-down shirt. It just looked so ordinary, like she was going for a walk instead of lunch with a celebrity.

There was the sound of a motorcycle outside and Yuffie ran to the window.

Does Vincent have a motorcycle?No idea.Well I'm guessing he does cause whoever is on that one stopped right outside.

Tifa hurriedly brushed her hair a few times before dropping her brush and running to the door, waiting patiently.

There was a knock.

Tifa opened the door so fast the person outside jumped.

Vincent smiled softly after recovering from his shock and offered her a rose, I wasn't sure what you liked...

Tifa's delight was obvious, Roses are fine! Um...You didn't have to.It's only polite.

Yuffie popped out of nowhere and stuck out her hand so Vincent could shake it, Hi! I'm Yuffie Kisarigi, Tifa's roommate! I'm a big fan of yours!

Vincent smiled and shook her hand, Pleased to meet you Miss Kisarigi.Just Yuffie's fine!Okay. Yuffie it is then, He turned to Tifa, We should go. She walked out the door and followed Vincent to his motorcycle. Bye Yuffie!

Vincent got on and made room for Tifa so that she could sit comfortably behind him.

Sorry I didn't bring anteing bigger. I didn't want to attract attention with a limo or a fancy car.That's fine. Motorcycles are cool.

Vincent smirked and handed her a helmet, Yes they are.

They had made it downtown in a surprisingly short amount of time, mostly because traffic wasn't a problem on a motorcycle, but now that they were there they weren't really sure where to go.

Hmm...I haven't been here in a while but I know this place called Cait's- Tifa could sense Vincent's surprise.

Yeah. Cait's Cafe. You've been there?I'm friends with Reeve, the owner.Me too. How about we go there?

Vincent made a right turn and sped down the street until they reached a small building that was sandwiched between two larger ones. On top of the building, in fancy text was Cait's Cafe.

The motorcycle stopped and Vincent and Tifa got off. Vincent glanced around quickly before slipping on sunglasses and opening the door to the Cafe for Tifa. The door shut quietly behind them and they studied their surroundings with approval.

Cait's Cafe was a fairly misleading name for the Cafe wasn't really a cafe but a restaurant. When the Cafe was first built Reeve had thought it would be funny to call it a cafe just to confuse people. He always did have a strange sense of humor.

Tifa and Vincent were seated at a small table near a fireplace, giving their entire area a romantic atmosphere Tifa tried hard to ignore. Vincent, who was reading the menu, was obvious.

A waiter came a few minutes later to see if they were ready to order.

Vincent stared hard at the menu before looking up at the waiter with a small smirk and a mischievous twinkle hidden by his sunglasses, Yeah...I'll have a qwaysadil-la...no... hold on...Make that a bologna (actually pronounced bologna, not boloney) sandwich.Bologna sandwich.Yes. A bologna sandwich.
Sir, I'm not sure what you mean...Bologna. Sandwich....Oh! You mean boloney?No, I told you bologna.You mean boloney.Boloney, sir.Whatever, one of those.Wait! Changed my mind again. I'll have a Qwaysadil-la.

The waiter looked so confused Tifa almost felt sorry for him.

Is it on the menu...?

Vincent pointed to a spot on his menu.

Quesadilla you mean.

Vincent decided he had given the waiter a hard enough time and smiled,

The waiter sigh in relief and turned to Tifa with a worried look, wondering if he would have as many problems with as he had with Vincent.

A small lasagna, please.Thank you! Uh, I mean...um...Okay, so that's a quesadilla and a small lasagna, correct?

They nodded and the waiter walked away quickly.

Vincent leaned back in his chair, That guy's so new.Yeah, what was that about! You were so cruel! Tifa scolded him in mock anger.

I do that every time I come here. Just to keep them on their toes, you know?

Tifa shook her head and smiled. Vincent was so different than what she had expected, though she didn't really have much to go on. During interviews he was rather distant and in his movies he was either the dark, brooding type, a bad boy, a hopeless romantic, psychotic, or insanely funny.

She glanced at him. He was looking at the fire humming a little tune while he tapped his fork against the table in time with his song.

Definitely not what she expected.
Your food.

The waiter had returned and their food was laid out in front of them. Tifa's stomach growled and she realized just how hungry she was. Everything looked delicious, even if it was just lasagna and a quesadilla.

My food tastes really weird! Who cooked this! I demand to talk to the owner! Vincent knew the owner and the cook very well. Of course, that was probably because they happened to be the same person.

The waiter's eye twitched but was somewhat relieved that Vincent wasn't bothering him with his problems, I'll get him right away, sir.

He walked to the kitchen and there was a pause before a voice was heard throughout all the Cafe.

SOMEONE'S COMPLAINING ABOUT MY FOOD! WELL THEN

There were a few pounding footsteps before they turned into quiet thuds on the restaurant's carpeted floor. Reeve appeared at Vincent and Tifa's table and gave Vincent a sickeningly sweet smile.

Hello sir, I was just told that - HOLY CRAP! Dracula, is that you!

Yes it is. Reeve you know I hate that name. Vincent smiled and Tifa got the feeling there was some sort of joke there but wasn't really sure what it was.

I haven't seen you in so long DAMN! Tifa!

Tifa grinned, Hey Reeve.What is this! Everyone's suddenly coming to visit! Where's Seph and Yuffie? There not here too are they?

Vincent shook his head, No, just us. We decided to come here for lunch.We? Lunch...? Reeve suddenly came to a realization, Oh. You mean...like a...date?No. Not like a date.Oooo Vin, finally got a girlfriend, huh?And Tifa! Finally got over Cloud! Bout time if you ask me.Uh Reeve...Vin and Ti-fa at the Cafe! Finally I will have my way-Oh will you look at the time! I've got some meals to cook! And with that Reeve ran back to the kitchen, laughing like a maniac the entire way.

Tifa blushed,

Vincent coughed and turned his attention back to the fireplace, Um... yeah.
Someone behind Tifa cleared their throat and both of them turned to look. Standing patiently was a blonde woman in a blinding pink dress and a notebook in her hand.

Hello, I'm Lindsay Howards and I'm with Catch the Stars Magazine! Are you Vincent Valentine?

Vincent and Tifa got ready to run.


Gasp! Did anyone think Veronica for Switchin' had following Vincent and Tifa into this fic? I wouldn't be surprised if anyone did. I thought she had and I'm the one writing it! o.O

I've been practicing my Japanese. That's another reason why I'm reviewing late.

I need to update my other fics...especially No Evil. That's the other fic I've got running besides this and Switchin'. It's about Vincent, Sephiroth, and Cloud becoming mute/deaf/blind. It's weird. Go read it. Please. It's doing get so far. 8 reviews for the first chap!

That was so irrelevant.

When I'll get to update...I don't know. Soon hopefully but I won't get your hopes up XD I'll try.

Please review!