NOTE: my first fan fic, I'm soo proud of myself. Review or…or…..um…never mind….
Disclaimer: I do not own any part of ATLA (Avatar: The Last Airbender). But I swear, I will own my own series someday!
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Zuko walks into his quarters upon his ship. He flops down on his mattress, and reaches for the drawer on his nightstand. He feels around inside, it was empty! "No, what would anyone want THAT for!" Zuko runs around his cabin over turning every thing (which wasn't much considering they're pictures of the avatar) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGG!"
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Meanwhile:
Iroh and the crew are huddled around a little square and whispering to themselves.
"I wonder what information it holds" Iroh picked up the square, really a book, and examined the titanium lock keeping them from opening it. "Maybe it will unlock the mysteries of life!" said one guard (supposedly on the job), taking it from Iroh. "Or maybe it knows where the Avatar lies?" said another, examining the book.
"DON'T BE SILLY YOU GUARDS! I KNOW WHAT IT HOLDS!" said Iroh taking the book and thrusting his arm out. There was a whisper of ooohs and aahhs, and one guard said 'What then, old man?'Iroh turned away from the guards with the book, and muttered "The secret location of the mythical Ginseng village" the guards chorused 'Wow, not the mythical village of the Ginseng?'
Smoke flooded out of the cabin lodging and a furious yell echoed, Iroh had just enough time to hide the book behind his back when Zuko rampaged out of the door. "Hasanyoneseenaredbookwithleatherbindingsandatitaniumlock?" He explained as he presumed turning over barrels and setting fire to each. "Um," mumbled another guard, and he finally came up with the perfect idea! "Hey, the Avatar, over there!" he said pointing to a place over the horizon.
"WHERE!" screamed Zuko, accidentally thrusting himself overboard. He hit the water, and in one breath he gasped, "HELP YOU DIMWITS! I CANT SWIM!" and he went under. Iroh slipped the book under a bald guard's helmet.
The ones aboard who were safe and dry turned around to do their normal duties. Iroh, however, throws a giant teabag overboard, and once it touched the water, expanded into a large raft.
Zuko, who's head appears above the water, screams "NOOOO NOT A TEABAG! I'LL NEVER TOUGH THAT THING! SEND ME A MANLY RAFT!" his head ducks under the water again and Iroh turns away. A hand grasps the Giant Inflatable Teabag (GIT). Zuko pulls himself upon the teabag and watches the aromatic brown liquid spread across the sea they were sailing. "Shoot, I was lucky to be born!" he says, covering his face with his hands. Now, how can he get off of this thing?
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Upon ship:
Iroh retrieved the book from the guard's helmet, and sits down and tries to pry the book open. "Now, where could he have hidden the key?". All of a sudden, there is a big 'pop', a fragrant smell of tea, and Zuko flying up into the air, along with burning pieces of teabag.
"SO YOU HAD IT THE WHOLE TIME! YOU….!" Zuko screams several curses that even I cant say aloud, bleeped out of course (a person with a big electronic machine is standing by to make any weird noises over cuss words).. He flings himself at Iroh, unfortunately aiming a little to the right and, again, thrusting himself over board. In his attempt to grasp a loose board on the ship, he ends up tearing a hole in the wall of the food storage. He lands in the water with the hunk of wood landing on top of him. A tiny bag falls out of the storage room and is swept toward land.
'Hm,' thought Iroh (amazing, he DOES think!) 'Zuko did seem to be guarding the kitchen lately…' (wait, what happened?)
A big purple flash, then a person with radio gear and a stethoscope appears. The man puts the stethoscope up to Iroh's head and tunes the radio. Iroh's thoughts slowly come in tune
'Of course! If I hadn't met that 'kitten' down on 8th street, I wouldn't have lost my honey-bunch shnooky-wookems. Then I could've killed Zuko and my son would be the heir! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA' (GAGS)
Iroh was looking of into the sunset and then realized a person had a stethoscope to his head. He whirled around all angry and such and said, "Ginseng tea?" he thrust a cup of tea into Jack's (a story employee, the one with the stethoscope thingy) hands, spilling scalding hot tea all over jack, "MOOOBEEPBEEPBAAAABEEEEPMEOWHONKBEPBEEEEEEEP" ('good job' thumbs up to the big machine bleeper dude yes, that's his name)
Jack hurls himself overboard, landing smack dab on the corner of the big hunk of wood. He turns the plank over, having it land on him, and reveling Zuko playing go-fish with a paddlefish. (like a swordfish, with the 'sword' being paddle-like) "huh?" Zuko looks around madly, takes the paddlefish and starts paddling in the direction of the bag.
Iroh looks around for Zuko's diary. He looks overboard and sees it is now attached to the bag (don't ask me, I don't direct this, I just write it down) Iroh exclaims, "NO! I WILL READ THAT DIARY IF IT IS THE SECOND TO LAST THING I'LL DO! (I'll die drinking tea)"
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Ready for more? Just tell me if you want the second part of story 1, or else I'll leave it where it is. reviews much appreciated.
-Shirakura