Here's part 2

(: this is me speaking. So don't get confused if you see this in the story:)

Disclaimer: I do not own any part of ATLA, I just own jack and the big machine bleeper dude. Oh, and Zuko fans don't kill me. More torture in part 3.

Here's the Aang Gang!

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Hmmmmmmmm… we left off Zuko and Iroh were trying to get to the waterproofed diary before the other.

On land:

"Yipeeeeeee!" "Get away from my head, you midget!"

Aang was flying around Sokka's head, when his short attention span turned his direction towards a bag and a book lying on the shore of a small island they were stopped on.

"OoOOooOoOOooOOOOhhhh! Lookey here! I wonder what this is!" Aang zoomed over to the bag avoiding the attempt from Katara to stop him.

"Stop, Aang! It could be a trap!" She exclaimed as she sped after him. "Go on, Aang, it could be a trap…" Sokka retorted as he begrudgingly followed Katara.

Aang plopped down on the sand and picked up the bag. "Hmmm… it looks like it once had tea in it. Here, Momo, sniff it to see where it came from!" Aang handed the bag to a willing Momo, but Katara snatched it away.

"Aang, this could be from some evil place!" She said, as she was about to throw the bag into the ocean. Something inside Jingled and she opened it. There was a little key attached to a key ring with a lot of key chains attached to it (: yes, I know, a lot of keys:). She picked up the bundle by a key chain, took a look at it, Screamed, and ran away yelling, "MY EYES, THEY BURN! WATER! WATER! MY EYES!"

Sokka looked after his sister with confusion; after all she is a waterbender. He took a look at the key chain and froze in his place, eyes bugging out and sweat dripping down his forehead.

"What's wrong with you guys? What…." Aang took one look at the key chain and didn't know whether to be horrified or downright drooling. The key chain was a model of this bubble-headed-blonde in a bikini with a button and the following words, 'Oops I Did It Again'. Sokka took a shaky look at Aang and took the bait. He hesitantly took several steps toward the key chain and pressed the button. What happened next was so 'Whoriffic' that it pains me to even write this down. The moment 'it' happened, Sokka and Aang hid behind the bushes. When the button is pushed, this awful music sounds:

"Oops, I did it again

I played with your heart,

Got lost in the game…"

Sokka finally had enough and ran towards the key chain (with his earplugs on; Actually meant for Aang), and quickly took it, unhooked it and thrust it into the ocean. The awful music took a while before it shorted out in the water. Sokka removed his earplugs and picked up the diary.

"Is it gone?" sounded Katara from behind a tree. "Yes" replied Sokka, turning around and inserting the key into the lock of the diary.

"NOOOOOO! SOKKA YOU IDIOT, IT COULD BE A TRAP!" Katara screamed and flung her arms around her older brother. "Get…. Off…. Of…ME!" said Sokka, Slightly muffled by Katara's hood.

"AWWW…sibling love!" Aang heckled as he took the diary from out of Sokka's mitten-hands.

Meanwhile, in Momo land:

Momo reaches out and sniffs the bag. He feels enlightened. He wants to do a dance for everyone! He could do anything! He could do anything….

Back in the ATLA world:

Aang plopped down and read the spine of the diary. It said in big gold letters:

ZUKO'S OWN PRIVATE DIARY. CONFIDENTIAL. DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU ARE THE ALL MIGHTY ZUKO HIMSELF.

(: All mighty my ass! I'll die before that happens:)

Aang accidentally dropped the diary in his lap and it just 'happened' to fall open to the "hobbies" section. "Holy BACOCKMOOOBEEPSHOOMBAAA! EWW!" (: Thumbs up to the big machine bleeper dude. Yes, he followed me here.:)

There was a list of hobbies:

Porn

Following the Avatar

Dreaming of Kit-Kat (Katara)

Drinking tea

Following Jack

Ballet

(: NOO! NOT JACK TOO! POOR JACK:)

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Meanwhile, in the race against (: sniggers: ballet:) um, TIME:

Iroh looks through a telescope and sees the idiot water boy thrusting something into the water. It could be a bomb! "Change course men!"

Zuko leaves the paddlefish to do its own work and turns so he's facing Jack (with his shirt burnt, that tea was HOT. Oh and Jack is 15 with unseemingly messy brown hair)

"So, what are your hobbies?"

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Me here. Poor Jack. Wondering what happened to Momo? I am too. I will upload the 3rd part later. Please review. It helps me understand what audience I appeal to. GO BALLET! (: Sniggers: Zuko in a tutu:)

-Shirakura