Hello all, welcome to The Untitled: Story 1: Part 3. Make sure that you have a paper bag with you in case you hyperventilate.
Disclaimer: I do not own any part of ATLA, yada yada yada, blah blah blah, yak yak yak, yawn yawn yawn, let's just get to the funnies, shall we?
Lets see, where were we? Ah, yes, NO JACK! SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE! (: Ahem:) Yes but what the hell happened to Momo?
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Aang had been swearing his head off at the list of hobbies. Sokka and Katara read over his shoulder. Katara turned pink, but all Sokka had to say was, " What's porn?" Katara fainted.
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"Well, I like listening to peoples thoughts, hanging out with Shirakura and co. (: I had to come in somewhere! W00T W00T:), and lets see…. Not being stranded on a hunk of wood with a paddlefish and a pathetic prince who cant even catch a hyperactive 12-year-old." Jack concluded. (: O.o:)
Zuko got all teary-eyed, lunged forward and grabbed Jack's hands. He whispered, "I can change! I can be anything you want me to be!"
(:GAGGING:)
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(:oooooooookay then lets get back to the Aang Gang, at least they aren't that disgusting:)
Aang stared bug-eyed at Sokka "You, um…er…don't…know?" Sokka shook his head. "No, what is it?" silence.
Katara woke up to a most disturbing sight. "EW! NO MOMO! THAT'S SICK!" and fainted again. Then the big machine bleeper dude fainted. (:OH MY GOD:) Sokka an Aang turned their attention to what Katara had been looking at.
It…was…. Momo…err….humping…a….turtle…
THUD THUD! Both Sokka and Aang fainted. (:I'm the only one standing:kicks Momo: God! Ewww. You sick perverted lemur:)
(: Wait… it's a... GUY turtle: Thud: I fainted…:)
My other associate, Kayla (: now she's a real person. She has an obsession with Zuko :sniggers: in a tutu:) will be 'covering' this. She will be more…um…"hands on" than I am….
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THE UNTITLED: KAYLA VERSION!
On the raft:
Zuko is getting closer and closer to Jack; Jack schooches farther and farther away from Zuko. AND NOW FOR: (HERO MUSIC) KAYLA!
Kayla appears in a poof of blue smoke next to the (:sniggers: lovely couple:) um… well you know what I mean.
"ZUKO! MY LOVELY ZUKO!" she runs toward Zuko, 'accidentally' knocking Jack overboard. She embraces Zuko VERY tightly, and before it gets any farther, I wake up and :poof: Kayla is gone.
BACK TO THE NORMAL VERSION
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on ship:
Iroh is closer to the shore than all mighty Zuko is (: Gags:) 'I can almost see the wait…they're all fainted? Can his diary be that bad?' he thought (: this time I have to do the stethoscope thingy. Every one is KO'd:) "Full speed ahead men!"
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On raft:
"Nooooo! JACK! DAMN THAT FUCKING FANGIRL! NOOO!" (: noo. The big machine bleeper dude is KO'd. damn…:)
Zuko weeps over his long lost new friend.
Meanwhile:
Jack is swimming toward shore, only to be greeted by……… A FLYING LEMUR IN A GRASS HULA SKIRT WITH A UKULELE! (:eww with a coconut bra, too:)
"NOOO!"
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On land: (:wait, weren't we already on land? I'm confuzzled:)
Sokka wakes up to see Momo in a hula get-up and wonders what the hell porn is….
Aang wakes up to see Momo in a hula get-up and wonders what the hell porn, him, Katara, and ballet have to do with a disgraced prince. Wait, now he does, Zuko was in exile too long….
Katara wakes up to see Momo in a hula get-up and wonders why she keeps fainting, her head hurts now. And who is that handsome guy screaming his head off at the sight of a high lemur…. (: GAGS: Jack, handsome? You've got to be kidding me:)
The big machine bleeper dude wakes up to see a post-It from me on his forehead that says: WHY THE HELL WERE YOU SLEEPING WHEN WE NEED YOU TO BLEEP OUT THOSE FUCKING BAD WORDS ZUKO USES? THANKS A BLOODY LOT
-Shirakura
He sighs and sees what other noises he can download from the Internet are…
Kit-Kat (Katara for those who doesn't know what Zuko calls Katara) starts to drool. Sokka asks again, "What's porn?" Kit-Kat faints again, Momo stops hula-ing, Jack stops screaming, and Aang stops contemplating the concept of 'gayness'.
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God, what a mischief-maker I am… I am sooooo gonna shoot Momo if he starts singing that awful hula music in that lemur voice of his. Please review.
-Shirakura