AU:I have the first few chapters written so I'm going to add them a couple of hours apart
"don't let them see me, don't let them see me, don't let them see me" I silently prayed, I looked over at Donna for conformation, I had been sighted.
At our school, you either want to be popular or cool, most of the mindless clones chose popular but every year there would be a small group who chose cool, about 3 months into the year the clones would realise they weren't going to be popular and end up switching. I, being the king of cool at point place high, was the one who day after day had to knock back these desperate stragglers to there permanent statice as a groupie, they usually took about another 3 months to be broken in but this years bunch were not taking the hint.
"hide me" I begged Donna but it was to late
"heya Hyde" came a voice from behind me
I turned and scowled, after all what did I care if they got upset, it was just my way "bye Sherry"
The girl, sherry was just the first of my very long line of soon-to-be groupies.
Sherry giggled and threw back her hair in what she thought to be endearing rather that repulsive way
I was about to tell her to get lost when I felt Donna tugging my arm. I looked at her, she looked worried, this was bad, I froze, Donna rarely looked worried, I'd only ever seen her worried 3 times, when Mr bonkers(her cat) went missing, when she found out the village idiot Michael Kelso was cheating on his girlfriend(her name was like, Jenny or Jill or something similar) who was for some reason a friend of Donna's and the time she got worried I was ruining the groupies lives, (to which I agreed to take one under my wing. The end result, Fez, she got over that real fast) so naturally I was confused, I was even more confused to find the cause of her fear to be little more then chip beating on some weedy kid
I gave Donna a questioning look to which she pointed more decisively at weed
"can we keep him" she asked timidly
my eyes bulged and I started to shake my head and indicate to Fez who was currently attempting to seduce the vice principal
"that doesn't work" I reminded her
"but he's new and he's funny"
"in all of the 15 seconds you've know him when was he funny?"
in response she indicated for me to be quit and I heard the boy singing,
I gave her a skeptic look
Her eyes narrowed "get over there and save the runt or I'll kick your ass!" she yelled
I didn't need to be told again, I bolted over to chip who had the kid by the collar
"as I was saying I-"
" you were just saying bye"
he started to yell some threat until he saw me ,stoped, very abruptly might I add, and cringed
I love having that effect on people
He started babbling a greeting
Babbling, another of my effects, this one is less fun, though the babbler's humiliation is a major plus,
I held up my hand to silence him
"Chip, may I ask what you're doing" I said in an intense voice, I saw Donna giggling, she always thought it was funny, the voice that is, she says if you hung out with me enough It sounds different to my usual on, Fez however still finds it terrifying.
Chip I saw shared this theory
"um I nothing, I mean, stuff and ah.." he trailed off
there was a silence, I like my ability to cause silence too, I like to call this one my 'menacing' silence
"Chip" I said after a few minutes basking in the fear, he nodded "go away"
he didn't hesitate
I turned to what I mentally dubbed, 'the weed' only to find him looking absolutely petrified as Donna asked him if he was ok, he looked torn between 'a-really-hot-girl-is-talking-to-me' terror and 'is-this-new-guy-going-to-kill-me' terror, I let out a bark of laughter which only seemed to scare him more
Note to self: new cause and effect-
Cause-laughter
Effect-sheer terror
Interesting hypothesis, an't it? I felt before reasureeing the kid I might as well test my theory
I laughed again,
More terror
And again,
Shaking in fear
When I 'tested' my theory again Donna slapped me hard on the arm
"quit it" she said, though she couldn't quite hide the amusement in her voice
I rolled my eyes but did as I was told. 'the weed' was still staring, it was getting creepy…
"So…." I trailed off, I wasn't good with talking, or any thing remotely related, I was strictly an intimidation and terrorizing kind of guy, Donna, thankfully knew this and took over
"hi I'm Donna" I narrowed my eyes, I knew that tone of voice, that was the same tone she used when her relationship with Casey Kelso was at it's best, in other words, a crush, that was the tone heard in Donna's voice, If I thought 'the weed' was terrified when I started glaring, it was nothing compared to the look on his face when I continued to glare but also grin, I think I confused him, how could I resist, I mean, Donna liked 'the weed' so therefore I had to milk this, it's an unspoken rule of… ok I just like messing with people
Donna glared at me, "and this" she indicated to me "is Hyde" when 'the weed' continued to look scared she added "he's not going to hurt you" under her breath she muttered, "quit it"
It was then I realised I was still glaring , I quickly rectified this problem and 'the weed' look slightly less petrified
"hey man," I muttered in my cheery voice, which actually comes off sounding a lot like my sarcastic voice. Go figure?
"h-hel-o?" he made it sound like a request and I almost laughed but remembering his reaction I caught my self,
Donna smiled reassuringly at 'the weed', "what's your name," it looked like she was talking to a kindergarten kid, slow pace, small words
"Er-ic" he stuttered, he kept stuttering, it was annoying, it was time to take control of the situation
"ok man, if you don't stop stuttering I will snap you like a twig"
it seemed almost out of automatic response 'the w-' err, Eric answered shocking us all
"what do you mean like" as soon as the words left his mouth the rest of my statement seemed to register and he froze
before I had time to respond we were interrupted by a familiar voice, how I wished it wasn't familiar
"BURN!"