AN: The next two chapters won't be as long as I would have hoped but I'll make the one after lengthier

A half an hour. That had to be my record, I'd been in a new school half an hour and I already snagged the cheerleading captains man, who was, if I may say so, not a bad catch, hot, athletic if a little…stupid beyond all belief

"Hey Laurie, want to see something cool" he shoved his fist into his mouth

I rolled my eyes, "Kelso do you want to make out or not?"

He nodded vigorously, fist still in mouth

"Then take your hand out of your hand out of your mouth and kiss me!" I yelled angrily, I mean, it's one thing not paying attention to your girl friend but I wasn't asking for commitment, I was asking for…

"KELSO GET YOU'RE DAM FIST OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!"

Yeah that was pretty much it.

As he struggled to remove his fist, (he had apparently caught it on something and was thrashing around wildly in attempt to take it out) all I could think was how glad I was he was taken. I know it sounds whorey but I like the feeling of danger, hell, I like getting caught, it's always the guy who has a girlfriend not me who has a boy friend, I don't like being tied down.

We continued to make out while I tried to make as much noise as possible from inside our toilet stall

Call me a bitch, I like the attention

We'd been going at it for 5 minutes when a strangled sob brought our attention else where

I was bout to tell whoever it was to shut up when I heard Kelso whisper quietly

"Jackie?"

"Kelso," I said with a sudden burst of inspiration, "keep making out it'll be fun trust me"

"But Jackie's-"

"Going to make this interesting" I finished for him, "think about it it'll be exciting"

He looked thoughtful (it was strange to see that expression on his face) and sceptical

I rolled my eyes and sighed; "We can go to second base" I tried

"Third" he bargend

"To second and a half," I shot back before cursing myself silently, there was no way that was…

"Deal" he agreed

I raised my eyebrows but continued making out none the less.

A good part of the conversation was drowned out by a) my moaning and b) her squeaking

By the time the whining stoped I had learnt to hate whatever high school satin had caused that voice to shred my ear drums

I heard her leaving but that would ruin my plan! I knew what to do, I brought Kelso's face in one last time and without warning let out a piercing squeal, which did what I'd hoped, it caused Kelso to scream my name in annoyance

I heard Jackie's footsteps stop then come at a running pace towards us, she flung open the door.

It took all my might not to laugh, (oh who am I kidding I laughed)

Her 'perfect' persona was shattered in one swift motion. Her eyes were bulging and looked a little blood-shot, her mouth was twisted into some unnatural shape.

Priceless.

I dismounted her boyfriend walked over to her and placed a and on her quivering shoulder

"oh it's ok, you can have him back now" I grinned happily and exited the bathroom laughing to search for brand knew entertainment, perhaps in the form of Eric…a

AN: Ok, it's been requested that I slow down the updates so I have and I have done that between the last chapter and this one however unless someone specifically asks me not to I will put the next update in tomorrow to make up for the lengths.