AN: as I said, this chapter won't be very long but I will try to make the next few longer, thank you to those who have reviewed, they are truly appreciated.

"Jackie"

Even her name was sexy.

She was an angel. A goddess. She was perfect.

I had no doubts, she would be Fez's whore.

Her hair was shiny. Her eyes were...mismatched but still pretty. Her skin was glorious. What a radiant wench she was.

My thoughts turned to the sight of those mismatched jewels welling up with tears all because of….

"Hyde," I said angrily, nobody messed with my whore, "I do not appreciate you att-"

At the mix of anger and confusion on his face I decided I did appreciate his attitude for fear of throttling.

Nobody messed with my whore…except Hyde.

The bell for first period had rung long ago so I headed for my second class, English.

"Oh dear" I thought worried "Diana, today I will have to break her Heart."

It was true, I did not want Jackie to see me with Diana and think my heart belonged to another.

The second period bell rung and I hurried to get inside in time, when I did get there the rest of the class was already seated, I was late.

Dianna turned to me from her place at the front of the room.

"Fez why are you late?" she questioned in her I'm-a-teacher-do-as-I-say voice.

Adorable.

It was now or never, I puffed out my chest and readied my self for her pleas of love.

"Diana, I am afraid I have some bad news," her eyes widened in horror like they did when I asked her to the prom, "I have found someone else, I can no longer indulge your school-girl-like crush," she opened her mouth to say something but I cut her off "do not beg my flower for you may continue to admire me from a far, infact I will even give you some pity sex if you come now"

Her face was red (with love) her eyes were narrowed (in sadness) and her mouth was swearing (with…fear…?).

"FEZ! GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE IMMEDIATELY!" she yelled.

I shook my head sadly, she would never get over me. It was depressing. I wandered towards the principal's office.

"Ah" I thought "another heart I must break"

It would all be worth it when Jackie and I-

My thought was cut short as I watched through a window as my goddess ran from the bathroom past a swarm of smoking cheerleaders, past the open cars that held the burnouts strait into the arms of a very angry, very confused, and very annoyed Hyde.

My mouth fell open,

"That backstabbing-" all of a sudden I remembered my rule and calmed down, even as watched him comfort her for a moment before both of them leapt back in shock.

It was ok, he did not want her and she did not want him, she wanted Fez, and I wanted her…and jello

"Hmm" I wondered aloud, "Jackie and jello"

I never did get around to the principals office, I had to have a very important chat with the lunch lady.

The next chapter will be up soon.