Six reviews for the last chapter: not bad. That means faster updates, if they keep coming in greater numbers. Sorry if this was long for you , but I get writer's block, same as anybody.

Anyway, here's the next set. Got a real nice set of parodies for you here. Enjoy!

Golden Classics

Chapter 3

(A3's Woke up this morning starts playing.)

(We are treated to a cars' POV, from the inside, moving through a tunnel in a busy street. The car quickly moves out of the tunnel, into a freeway overlooking Tokyo. We see the Tokyo Tower in the side view mirror before it fades from view as the car drives away. The car pulls up to a toll booth, stopping at the gate. We then see a hand extend to grab the ticket, and pull it back into the car. It's Genma, and he has a long, unlit cigar in his mouth. We then see several other shots, including a plane landing, several other cars and trucks passing by, as well as Genma lighting and smoking his cigar. He keeps driving through the busy streets until he comes to a smaller town- Nerima. He drives through the smaller streets, passing many places, such as Furinkan High School, Ucchans', the Nekohanten, and the doctor's office- all seen through the view of Genma's car. He eventually pulls up to the entrance of the Tendo Dojo, parks his car, and exits, walking into the house.)

Meet Genma Saotome…

(Genma sits at a table in the backroom of a teahouse. Also at the table are Soun, Happosai, Ranma and Ryoga. They are doing various things, from counting money to sorting stolen goods.)

He's got two families…

"Where'd you two get all those antique weapons?"

(Ranma smiles as he polishes off a dagger.)

"We hijacked a truck heading out of the Chinese sector. No protection or anything! Piece of cake!"

(Genma sighs angrily before picking up a nearby ashtray, and hurling it at Ranma's head. The piece breaks, and Ranma is sent tumbling backwards in his chair, much to the surprise of everyone around him.)

"OW! Pops, what the hell- oof!"

(He looks up to see Genma standing over him, pressing one foot down onto his chest.)

"Are you really that stupid? I told you not to touch the Chinese part of town! You want a war going on between us and that old hag? Huh? Is that what you want?"

(Ranma shakes his head and Genma gets off of him.)

"Don't pull any more stunts like this without letting me know first! Got it?"

(Ranma nods as he holds his head and sits down again. Genma shakes his head in frustration.)

"Stupid kids…"

One at home…

(Genma sits at the table as the family eats dinner. Soun, Kasumi, Nabiki, Akane, Ranma, and Nodoka are all at the table as well. Nodoka looks up.)

"Dear, I think you should pay the Chinese woman that donation."

"No way."

"She's already taught our son plenty of useful techniques! Are you going to put a price on that?"

"You don't pay for that! I know this old hag is full of shit!"

"She is not extorting you…"

"Hey! You obviously don't understand! She knows we can't pay that amount, and she's trying to make us engage our son to her granddaughter as compensation! And you call this a fair deal? Answer me that!"

(No one does.)

"Good."

And one at work.

(All of the heads are at the executive card game: Genma, Soun, Akira Kuonji, Principal Kuno, the Gambling King, Ranma, Ryoga, Mousse, Pantyhose, Kuno, and a few others. Pantyhose is losing pretty bad. Hikaru Gosunkugi is tries to clean up some spilled noodles from under Pantyhose's feet, and he goes ballistic.)

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Pants, take it easy-"

"I'm losing my nuts over here! This fucking moron's playing hazel!" (Turns back to Hikaru) "Get the hell out of here!"

"I was just trying to sweep the noodles away-"

"Why? Why now? Leave it there!"

"I was just-"

(Taro turns to the teens.)

"Where do you get these idiots, huh? Where do you get them? He's sweeping the noodles, and I'm trying to get-"

(He turns back to Hikaru.)

"Leave the fucking noodles there, all right? I love noodles at my feet! I stick motherfucking yakisoba in my socks at night so they smell like your mother's ass in the morning! Alright? Now leave the stupid, cocksucking noodles where they are! Here, here, here!"

(He picks up a carton of ramen, and pours its contents on the floor behind him.)

"Have a good time, why don't ya!"

(Genma sighs, and shakes his head.)

And with two families like this…

(Ranma is practicing kung fu moves in the dark in the teahouse. He hears a knock at the door, and goes to open it. It's another person, about his age. He lets the man in.)

"Hideki Matsumoto."

"Ranma Saotome."

(He brings the man to the butcher room of the teahouse.)

"My old man doesn't know I came. But if we make any kind of progress here, I'm gonna have to tell him."

(Ranma pulls two beers out of the meat locker, and hands one to the guest.)

"Hey, we have to make progress. This war between the dojos is only gonna get worse. You and I are the younger generation, so we have issues in common."

"Where's the stuff?"

"Ah, yes. The reason for the visit."

(Ranma reaches over to the counter, and picks up a butcher's blade with three lines of cocaine on the steel. He lays it on the counter in front of the man.)

"Got it all deployed for you right here." (Takes out a 1,000-yen bill, and rolls it up) "Taste away."

"Gladly."

(He starts to sniff the cocaine, and Ranma walks behind him. He reaches into a box, quietly pulls out a .45 automatic, aims the gun at the back of the mans' neck, and pulls the trigger. Blood splatters all over the counter, and the man falls to the ground. Ranma puts three more rounds into him. With each shot, the camera cuts to a different picture of a famous Yakuza gangster, all of which are hanging on the wall.)

Things can get very stressful.

(Genma is sitting in a chair across from a woman: it's Sakura from Urusei Yatsura. She is his therapist.)

"Have you been taking the lithium?

"Lithium, Prozac. When's it gonna end?"

"We're trying to give a jolt to your system. Just give it a little kick-start-"

"Why don't you just kick me in the fucking head?"

"Look, I know what you're going through must be painful-"

"This isn't painful. Getting shot is painful. Getting your arm broken in two by a cheap move is painful. This shit isn't painful. It's empty…dead."

"Other people are facing problems just like yours."

"Other people don't turn into a panda when they touch fucking cold water!"

And things definitely don't get better.

(At the headquarters of the Japanese Federal Bureau of Investigation, an officer is moving around B&W photographs on a wall. The pictures are of Happosai, Genma, Soun, Kuonji, Principal Kuno, Ranma, Ryoga, Nabiki, Akane, Ukyo, and a few others, in said order from top to bottom. The man takes the photo of Happosai down, and picks up Genma's photo. He crosses out the word already on it, and writes down BOSS before placing it at the top of the tree.)

The Saotomes

(Ranma and Ryoga are walking through the cold, snowy wilderness while searching for an escapee.)

"The Americans? They're not so bad."

"Yeah, what about the fire bombings? They came right over here and torched our cities! Not to mention what they did to Hiroshima and Nagasaki…"

"That was real? I saw that anime, but I thought it was just bullshit!"

He was once a decorated war hero…

(We are treated to an aerial view of construction site full of chain-gang convicts. A huge piece of a mountainside crumbles, and sends the debris down the hill. Several other convicts start clearing away the debris, while our man, Ryoga Hibiki, comes down the hill, dusting off his hands. When he reaches the bottom of the hill, a couple of armed guards approach him, and take him away.)

Who's been reduced to the life of a convict.

(Ryoga stands at the edge of the fence, looking right at Soun, who is on the other side.)

"I'm sorry they sent you to such a place, Ryoga. I tried to make things better.)

"I've seen worse, sir."

"But I've got good news. You're needed right now."

(Ryoga raises his eyebrow.)

But now, he's received the call once again.

(In a military office in China, Ryoga stands before an officer who sits at his desk, reading through records.)

"We believe that there are still some MIA prisoners being held by the clan calling itself the "Musk Dynasty". Since no one knows that area better than you, you are to go in as reconnaissance. You take photos, and we'll pick you up."

"Are you saying I just leave them there?"

"Listen: under NO circumstances are you to engage the enemy. This is just reconnaissance, is that clear?"

(Ryoga sullenly nods his head.)

(Ryoga prepares for his mission. He loads up a modern day bow, as well as several steel-tipped arrows; he packs a submachine gun, a few grenades, a box of explosive arrow tips, a high-tech camera and some film, and, of course, his trademark parasol. He ties up his boots, slips on his thick uniform, and ties on his bandanna.)

And he's going on one last mission…

(Soun walks Ryoga to the plane.)

"You've got thirty-six hours to get the hell in and out. So don't stop for anything!"

(Ryoga nods. After he's on the plane, the officer approaches Soun.)

"He better not be imbalanced from the war. We don't need anyone cracking under pressure in that hell."

"Pressure? Let me just say that Hibiki is the best combat fighter there is. Nothing makes him crack. Oh, and one more thing: what you choose to call hell, he calls home."

But things aren't what they seem…

(Ryoga, albeit with trouble, has landed in Musk territory. After sneaking into one of the camps, and dealing with a few Musk men with his parasol, he manages to free one prisoner. They reach the escape boat, and sail off- only to find that they've been set up, as a man holds a shotgun on Ryoga.)

"What the hell's happening?"

"We've been sold out."

(It doesn't last, however, as Ryoga reaches into his belt, pulls out a small blade, and jams it into the mans' gut. He then uses the man as a human shield for the pistol blast that comes his way before grabbing the shotgun and blowing away every other man on the boat. The prisoner jumps out of the boat as a Musk boat approaches. Seeing the enemy, Ryoga ducks to avoid fire. He reaches into a box, and pulls out an RPG. When the firing stops, he jumps out, and blows the boat to smithereens. But the wreckage is still coming, and, trying to escape, a surviving man grabs him by the neck. Ryoga jams his parasol straight into the mans' gut, blood spilling everywhere, before diving out of the boat to escape the ensuing explosion.)

(Ryoga and the prisoner are heading up the hill to the rendezvous point, where a chopper is about to land. All of a sudden, the chopper ascends, and flies away. Inside the chopper, Soun is about to jump out when the pilot holds a pistol on him. Back down on the ground, Ryoga stands stunned as dozens of Musk men close in.

He's been abandoned behind enemy lines…

(Ryoga is later subjected to all kinds of torture by the Musk men as Herb, the leader of the Musk, looks on. Later, he threatens to kill the prisoners if Ryoga doesn't comply with his orders. But this proves to be his fatal mistake.)

They thought they could stop Ryoga; they were wrong.

(Ryoga escapes by breaking out of his hold, grabbing back his parasol, and killing several men with it. He then heads into the jungle, where several men follow him. He kills them all, using his bow, parasol, and all his stealth techniques. After he gets out of the jungle, an army of Musk follow him into a tall, thick crop. Ryoga, outside the tall grass, sets the crop on fire, burning all those inside. When armored vehicles pull up to the camp, Ryoga twists on his explosive arrow tips, and fires at the vehicles, destroying them in a blaze of inferno.)

(Later, Ryoga has stolen a military chopper, and attacks the Musk base, blowing up several buildings, and gunning down dozens of men. He then lands, grabs a belt-fed machine gun, and mows down several men on the way to the prison barracks, where he frees the men, and gets them into the chopper. What ensues is a long chopper chase through the mountains of China, and finishes when Ryoga tricks the other pilot, and takes out the enemy chopper with a LAW rocket.)

Ryoga: First Break Part II

(Ryoga destroys all the equipment in the military office before letting out a war cry, throwing down the machine gun, and holding the betraying officer at parasol-point.)

No man, no war, no THING can stop him.

(We are shown the interior of a Christian Chapel in Singapore. The place is a complete mess. A massacre has no doubt just taken place. Bullet holes, blood, burned spots, and severed limbs are everywhere. Among the victims of this slaughter are Mousse, in duck form, who has been chopped up, feathers everywhere; Ryoga, in human form, has been hacked at the arms, wounds all over, and his face frozen in utter fear; Akari, who was simply shot and bludgeoned several times; Soun, who has been impaled to a building by several blades; Genma, in panda form, who's head has been separated from his body; also, Kasumi and Nodoka have all been brutally shot and beaten as well. Then, the camera pans to the final murder: a tuxedo-clad Ranma, who has been severely beaten, sliced, shot, and impaled through the head with a blade. Everyone we know and love is dead.)

(Only one person has survived. A lone girl, clad in a bloodstained wedding dress, lays on the floor. It's Akane. She is struggling to breathe, and is looking up at four other figures who are standing above her: Shampoo, Ukyo, Kodachi, and Pantyhose, all dressed in black, and carrying their trademark weapons. They are all looking back down at her, giving her the cold stare. Also, we briefly see Nabiki sitting down behind the others, talking on a cell. Suddenly, the camera focuses on Akane's mortified face as a robe-clad limb wipes away the blood from her face.

"Well, well, well. Akane Tendo. It's a real shame that it had to end up this way. You could have been in a much better place now. But no. You had to interfere. And now…no one can be happy. Because you wouldn't listen…and leave Ranma to my Shampoo."

(Akane spits blood at the one talking to her, and takes on a grimace as she speaks.)

"Old hag…to hell with-" (a small mace to the head silences her.)

She was betrayed...and left for dead..

(In a Singapore hospital, an unconscious Akane suddenly bolts awake. She shivers as she remembers what happened.)

And now, she's out for revenge…

(Akane heads to Okinawa, where she meets the legendary sword forger- Dr. Tofu.)

"Why did you come to me?"

"Because I need a weapon."

"I don't make instruments of death anymore."

"I think I can tell you why I need your help."

(In the next shot, Akane is kneeling before Dr. Tofu, who is presenting her with the new Samurai sword. She receives the weapon, and bows.)

(Cue Battle Without Honor, by Tomoyasu Hotei.)

Sweet, bloody REVENGE.

(An airliner flies over the city of Hong Kong. In the streets of Hong Kong, a limo cruises the streets, surrounded by several henchmen on motorbikes. It heads to a clubhouse, and parks out front. Out of the limo steps Shampoo, all dressed up, and surrounded by cronies, including Nabiki. Back down the street, Akane, in a yellow biker suit, follows the same route.)

(In Osaka, Ukyo walks into her shop, and sets down her things- only to sense danger. She reaches out and grabs her spatula, and whips around just in time to meet Akane and her sword. The two start going at it like mad.)

(Shampoo is standing at the foot of the balcony of the clubhouse, surrounded by her henchmen. She watches as Akane holds Nabiki hostage, and narrows her eyes as Akane hacks Nabiki's arm off. All the other patrons flee as the armed henchmen attack Akane by the dozen. They, however, are clearly outmatched, as she hacks them to bits with her bit of steel. Not even the black-and-white cinematography can save the viewer from the gruesomeness as limbs and heads go flying, blood sprays from sockets, and eyes, spines and larynxes are removed by hand. And yes, Akane is dressed in the same suit as Bruce Lee from Game of Death.)

(In Tokyo, Akane faces Kodachi head on in a her own mansion. The body of Pantyhose-bull is sprawled out across the floor, having crashed through the roof. She no doubt did something to his head, which is bleeding out of the empty eye sockets. Kodachi eyes the mess in her house, and attacks Akane with a sword of her own, as well as several gymnastic weapons.)

(In the mountains of China, Akane trains with Happosai. However, even when armed with a sword, she cannot touch him. We see various clips of her doing extremely tough tasks while he watches.)

(In a quick three-way clip, Akane kills all three of her young female enemies. Ukyo is covered in burning sauce, sliced at the gut, and thrown onto the burning grill, where Akane uses her own spatula to press her down. Kodachi is tricked, strangled with her own ribbon, and held down as Akane removes both of her eyes with her bare hands. And Shampoo, in a snowy hot springs area, is cut down on the head after a lengthy swordfight. She falls to the ground, where blood stains the snow.)

(Akane enters a small Chinese restaurant in her hometown, and meets her last target: it's Cologne, looking like she always does. Akane slowly draws her sword, and gestures. The old hag replies.)

Kill Hag

(Back in Hong Kong, Shampoo watches as Akane is surrounded by dozens of henchmen.)

"You no think it be that easy, did you?"

(Akane smiles.) "You know, for a second there…yeah, I kinda' did."

(Akane leaps over a thug, and cuts him down the middle as she passes. Much blood flows.)

(Ed. Note: this was for all you Akane-bashers…you just come on down.)

(It's a shot of early morning Tokyo. The sun is rising, and people are heading to work. We see several more similar shots until we come to a stop on a small business. All of a sudden, a bomb goes off, destroying the building, and sending several cars on the nearby road flying. Several people lay on the ground, some of them dead.)

In the hands of a mastermind of terror…

(We see a shot of a middle-aged, but nonetheless good-looking man wearing sunglasses. He's obviously Korean.)

(In the next shot, we see Ryoga holding a phone, listening to the said man.)

"I want to play a game with Sgt. Saotome."

(We see a shot of Ranma, looking down and dirty in a wife-beater, listening as well. The police chief answers.)

"What kind of game?"

(Down in the city, in the middle of an intersection, a piece of the ground explodes from out of the subway station. Debris is falling everywhere, and sirens are blazing as the people panic.)

"Simon Says."

The path to revenge leads straight to Ranma Saotome.

(Ranma is sitting on the floor of a subway car, his back against the hull. Several officers, including the chief, are talking to him.)

"If we don't do what this guy says, he's gonna blow up another public place."

"Well, why me? What the hell's it got to do with me?"

"I have no idea, he just said it had to be you."

(Ranma sighs angrily.)

"It's nice to be needed."

(In another shot, in the streets of Tokyo, Ranma and Ryoga are listening at a payphone.)

"Simon says get to the payphone at Tokyo train station before 10:20, or the #3 train and its passengers vaporize."

(Back at the police station, Ryoga is about to leave.)

"Where are you going, Hibiki?"

"I'm not jumping through hoops for Ranma! He's gotten me into enough trouble already! If it's his problem, he can deal with it!"

(In the busy streets, the duo are racing through traffic in a stolen taxi, with Ranma at the wheel. Ryoga is not happy.)

"What the hell are you doing, Saotome?"

"Shut up, I know what I'm doing!"

(Ranma then barely misses a bus full of people.)

"Not even the Gods know what you're doing!"

(Back at the station, a psychologist and the chief are talking to Ranma.)

"This guy wants to pound on you until you crumble-"

(In the streets, Ranma is trying to avoid all the people in the park while doing 65.)

"Are you aiming for these people?"

"NO! Well…maybe that kabuki guy."

(Station again.)

"He wants you to dance to his game, and then- kill you."

(In the national bank near the subway station, Simon leads his men through security, then catches a pistol that one of his cronies throws to him. He aims it at the lone security man left, and smiles.)

(Back in the park, Ranma and Ryoga are racing towards the last place they want to go- up a ramp-like rock, and into traffic.)

"Oh god."

"Ranmaaaaaa!"

(The car crashes into a stream of others, causing a pileup.)

(When the two are trying to disarm a bomb in the park, they begin to argue while all the people around stare.)

"What the hell are you so mad about?"

"I'm mad because you doing things to get me killed!"

(After they try to slide off a bridge onto a freighter by a crane, the cable breaks, and they plummet towards the deck as the boat passes. A lone, unsuspecting guard on the deck gets cut in two by the swinging cable, and Ranma and Ryoga land with a crash on the deck.)

With two men against dozens…

(Ranma lifts up a drain piece in the sidewalk to reveal a moving subway car underneath.)

"This is a bad idea…"

(He leaps onto the car, nearly fall over the side, and manages to kick open a window and slip inside. He finds the bomb inside a phone box, and draws his pistol and badge.)

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a Tokyo police officer! I'm gonna ask you calmly and quietly to start moving towards the other end of the car!"

(They do so in a slight panic.)

…in a city of chaos…

(Ryoga is at the station, standing next to the payphone with a few police officers. He knows what's about to happen, and starts to kneel down.)

"Trust me guys…DUCK."

(Ranma prepares to throw the bomb out of the subway car.)

…anything can happen.

(The bomb detonates, and sends the subway car careening off the track, and sliding through the station, people running away from it. Ryoga shoves people out of the way as everyone runs from the subway car.)

(In a van in the middle of the city, Ranma and the others have just listened to Simons' last broadcast.)

"There's some guy out there setting off bombs. And, for some reason, he's very angry with me."

(Simon and the others laugh as they watch the chaos from atop an office building. Simon smiles as he spots the long line of dump trucks heading for the subway.)

"This, as they say, is where the plot thickens."

(Down in the subway, a large drilling construction vehicle tears down the wall separating it from the Federal Reserve Bank.)

(Ranma, who is driving a dump truck of stolen gold bars, talks to the chief by phone.)

"They knocked over the Federal Reserve!"

(In the suburban streets, a truck full of armed cronies chases Ranma and Ryoga, firing their submachine guns. Ranma tears out the anti-lock breaks, breaks into a spin, and guns down the men with his pistol.)

(We see several more shots: the truck falling off the bridge and into the bay, people running to avoid the careening subway car, the underground irrigation system as it fills with water, Ranma riding on top of the dump truck and grabbing onto a sewer entry to avoid the water, then Ranma being flushed out of the sewer, and flying into the air before landing in the mud- in his girl form.)

(In the subway station, Simon talks on his radio.)

"Congratulations! You're still alive!"

(On the other end, Ranma, in the dump truck, responds.)

"Yippee Ki-Yay, motherfucker-"

(Ranma and Ryoga leap off the freighter just as it explodes, sending them flying through the air. The blazing inferno is visible all throughout the bay.)

Tokyo…With a Vengeance!

(Ranma, in girl form, enters the bank, and shows the security her badge.)

"Ranma Saotome, Tokyo PD."

"That's a mans' badge."

(Ranma looks at herself, surprised.)

"Oh, uh…it's my brothers'. I'm filling in for him today…heh heh…"

(In the dark, dirty streets of Tokyo, steam rises up from the subway vents in the ground. Suddenly, a figure starts to appear from out of the steam. The figure keeps walking until he steps into the streetlight. It's Ryoga, in full gear, and looking very tired.)

Some men never find home…

(Ryoga walks through the streets during the day, which are now busy. He stands out from the rest of the crowd, which looks business-class.)

They just keep going from place to place…never stopping for long…

(Ryoga approaches the manager of a construction group.)

"I'm here for a job."

"We don't have many spots left. What can you do?"

(He walks outside, to a nearby slab of rock, and demolishes it with the breaking point. The man watches in amazement through the door.)

They are the men who have no home. They are the drifters.

(Ryoga continues to work in the construction yard overnight, and observes the nightlife of the city. Gangs are running around, prostitutes are loitering, and muggings are frequently occurring.)

(Voiceover) "Nobody notices drifters or lowlifes on the street. They do anything in front of them. It's as though they're not even there."

(Ryoga notices a young girl in skimpy clothes running his way. She looks like she's about to ask for help, but is stopped by a guy who looks like a young pimp. It's Ranma, and he shoos Ryoga off as he takes the girl away.)

(Later, Ryoga is talking to a local politician at a rally.)

"Well, you know, sir, this city…it's like an open sewer, it's full of filth and scum."

"I know what you mean, Ryoga. But, believe me, it's not gonna be easy to change all that."

(At n indoor firing range, Ryoga is blowing away practice targets with a .44 magnum.)

(Back at the rally, Ryoga is talking to a secret service guard.)

"How'd you guys get to be agents like this?"

"Why?"

"Oh, I was just curious, 'cause I thought maybe I'd make a good one."

(Ryoga continues to blow away targets with various pistols.)

(At the campaign office, Ryoga approaches Akane, who is working at a desk for the Senator.)

"Hi. I'd like to volunteer."

(Akane looks at him strange.)

"Why is that?"

"Why? Because I think that you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life."

(Akane blushes slightly.)

The drifter is looking for a target. Getting ready. Getting organized.

(We see clips of Ryoga doing several things in his apartment room: doing push-ups with a clap in between every one; doing pull-ups on a bar; creating an arm-based device for his guns; jumping out of bed and pulling a knife from his boot; holding his bare, muscular arm over the flame of a stove; sorting his ammunition, and using a knife and a hammer to make snub-nose bullets out of his magnum rounds.)

Preparing himself for the only moment in his life that will ever mean anything…

(Ryoga stands in front of a mirror, with two shoulder-holsters strapped on. In a single instant, he draws both pistols.)

(Ryoga is making a deal with a black market salesman over several guns.)

"How much for everything?"

"35,000 yen for the magnum, 25,000 for the .38, 12,500 for the .25, and 15,000 for the .380."

(Ryoga stands outside the construction yard, wearing dark, horn-rimmed sunglasses. Akane, across the street in the office, notices him.)

"That construction worker's been staring at us…"

(Back in his room, Ryoga stands in the center of the room, turning to look at the mirror.)

"You talkin' to me?...You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talking to, huh? Well, I'm the only one here, so you talkin' to me?"

(Akane and Ryoga are sitting in a restaurant.)

"I don't think I've met anyone quite like you."

(Back in the room, once again.)

"Oh yeah? Try it!"

(He throws his hand forward, and a pistol slides out of his sleeve. He smiles evilly.)

(In a dark apartment, he walks through the halls. He has shaved his head down to a Mohawk. When a man appears in the hall, Ryoga blows his hand off with the .44 magnum. Ryoga dispatches another man with the magnum before being shot from behind in the shoulder. He slides another gun out of his sleeve, turns around, and shoots Ranma four times, sending him crashing to the ground.)

(Upstairs, the young girl watches as Ryoga uses his knife and gun to finish off the last thug. Exhausted and bleeding, he lays against the wall as sirens approach. When the police arrive, they stare, open-mouthed at the scene in front of him. Ryoga puts his hand to his head in a gun-like fashion, pulls the trigger three times, and smiles.)

Drifter

Come see the shocking truth of the men you see everyday.

Whew! We're done. I really hope you're enjoying these, 'cause I keep getting more ideas. Yes, several of them have come from you reviewers. And, yes, there will be a Blues Brothers parody done soon. If I get enough reviews, maybe it will be in the next chapter. And now, the key:

Parody #1: The Sopranos

Parody #2: Rambo: First Blood Part II

Parody #3: Kill Bill

Parody #4: Die Hard: With a Vengeance

Parody #5: Taxi Driver

I know I said I didn't like too many current mainstream movies or shows, but there are some exceptions, of course. The Sopranos and Kill Bill are two of them. Rambo is the sequel to First Blood, probably the most explosive movie Sylvester Stallone has ever done (it still can't hold a tail to Predator, though). Expect a Rambo III parody later. Die Hard 3 is the final installment of the great action series, and is complete in this fic. And as for Taxi Driver…words cannot express my love for that film. I am a huge Scorsese wiz, so expect to see more of his works in this fic. The movie may be disturbing, but it's fucking wonderful. Robert De Niro at his best.

Anyway, that's all for now. I'll try and get the next one up soon enough. I have other fics I'm trying to get back on track, though, so keep reading and reviewing. Happy trails.