(Dante, taking a break from his demon hunting escapedes, decides to drop into his localgame storeto get a new game)
Dante: Man, its been a while since I got a new game for my PS2, what should I get next?
(Searches through shelves)
Dante: Hmmm, GTA, Gran Turismo, Devil May Cry...WHAT THE?
(Dante looks at the box in horror)
Dante: This handsome devil looks strikeingly like me! (Reads back of box) 2000 years ago...evil prince Mundus...Sparda wins...Mundus returns...Sparda's son must save world. Familiar...HEY WAIT A SEC!
(Dante takes the game home and plays through. Dante sees Alastor spear him in the chest)
Dante: (Grimaces)Ouch, that WAS unpleasant! (Plays through to the end) Its as if someone has taken part of my life and turned it into a videogame! That is so cool! But nethertheless I am outraged!
Trish: Hey, you look pissed, is your new game to hard for you?
Dante: ...Ive got to find who did this, and get my royalties!(greedy look)HehHeh (Dante turns to leave)
Trish: Whatever...bring me some tachos when you get back.
(Dante stares at the tall building in front of him. Capcom HQ. Using Trickster mad skillz he gets to the roof and breaks in, landing in the office of Shinji Mikami,producer of Devil May Cry,Reident Eviland other such awesome Capcom games.)
Dante: Domo arigato, Mr Roboto
SM: Wha-Do you have an appointment?
Dante: Cut the crap, I would like to know why I am a videogame, and without my permission! How did you know what happened on Mallet Island?
SM: We used robo-flying monkeys, who filmed your every move. Like that one behind you.
(Dante turns to see he is being filmed by a Robo-flying monkey)
RFM: Eeep eeep (Is shot by Dante)
SM: Now Dante-san, Im sure we can come to an agreement.
(Assistant walks in)
Assistant: Sir, we have just finished the rendering of the DMC4 trailer. Its good to go!
Dante: (Stunned)...Tell me he did not just say Devil May Cry Four...
SM: um...
Dante: One game is bad enough, but you've made a videogameSeries of my life, WITHOUT MY PEMISSION! Thats just creepy!
SM: I assure you, we can reach an understanding (Sips some coffee from hismug)
Dante: (Angry stare)Why does it say Devil May Cry on that mug?
SM: (Quickly covers mug) No it doesnt! (Smiles nervously)What makes you think that! (Knocks Dante action figure off table)
(It is at this point Dante notices the posters, the dmc t-shirt Shinji is wearing, the key-rings on his keys and the sheets on his desk, with plans for Dante Cup-holders, storybooks and cereal.
Dante: (Looks at cereal box) "Mmmm, devilishious!" WHAT THE HELL!
SM: ...
Dante: I AM A FRANCHISE! THATS IT! YOU ARE SOOOOOOO SUED BIATCH!(Evil laugh)
(AT home)
Dante: Oh yeah, we are going to be living easy for a while!
Trish: Thats great, by the way I got an A on mission 14, DMD
Dante: Aw hell naw! How could you get a better grade then me! (Grabs controller and starts playing)