Well I'm back here after the hols lol. Yep I had a god xmas :) Without further ado.. (Oh yeah Final Fantasy reference coming up)
(Dante is sitting in an empty room, watching a TV)
On TV: Hello and welcome to the Jerry Springer show! Our first issue today is "My father is a giant mutant fish" (Words appear on screen)
Tidus: I don't know where to start. I've had a difficult life; I'm a dream created by an ancient civilization and...
Dante: Wow, and I thought I had issues... Hey it's almost time for me to come on!
(On set)
JS: Ok, its time for our next problem, "My brother refuses to attain power" Please welcome, Vergil!
(Vergil arrives and audience applaudes as hetakes a seat)
JS: Ok Vergil, start us off.
Vergil: My idiot brother is an unambitious fool. With the combined power of our amulets, we could control the world and bring a new age of demonic rule! But all he wants to do is party and eat pizza!
JS: I see. Let's bring on Dante!
(Dante walks on set and goes to sit next to Vergil)
Dante: Yo! Im talkin' Downtown!
(Silence)
JS: Dante, you've heard what Vergil said offset, is it true what he is saying?
Dante: Meh, I like crazy parties
Vergil: See? Always with the crazy parties! I blame my father, he disappeared when we were kids; I had the sense to retrieve his power to keep the family legacy going, but I had to look after this screw-up as well
Dante: (Jumps on Vergil) Shut the f(beep)up!
Vergil: You shut the f(beep) up! (Security breaks it up)
Audience: Jerry! Jerry!
JS: Ok calm down. We've got a surprise for you two. Bring on the Father!
(Sparda walks on set, audience goes nuts)
Dante+Vergil: WHAT THE HELL!
Sparda: I'm disappointed in both of you. Vergil, If I went through all the trouble of saving the world from the soldiers of hell, why the would I want you to release them and start over? And Dante...well what can be said?
Dante: Shut up you asshole
Vergil: You are one sh(beep)father! (Another fight breaks out)
Audience: Jerry! Jerry!
JS: Coming up: "My father is a perverted clown thing" See you after the break.
(Dante walks down the street, when a mysterious figure appears in front of him)
Dante: Who are you?
Mysterious figure: (Throws back his cloak) I'm the Prince of Persia, and I've come to kick your ass. No one insults the Prince of Persia!
Dante: What are you talking abo-
PoP: Shut up! Behold your demise! (Gets out Sands of time.) With these I can control time, and attack so fast you wont know what happened!
(The Prince slows time to punch Dante. Dante uses quicksilver and steps out the way)
Dante: Yawn
PoP: Damn…
(Dante stabs the prince, but time is reversed, and the prince dodges it)
Dante: (Stares in surprise) What the? (!)
Pop: You fool! With the Sands of time, I am untouchable!
(Dante chops of the Prince's hand that was holding the Sands of time)
PoP: Aw cra- (Is decapitated)
(Suddenly Link appears)
Link: Hyaaa! Shra! Seyaaa!
Dante: okaaay
(Link charges at Dante, and after a fancy sword fight, is defeated by Dante)
(Pikachu appears out of nowhere)
Pikachu: Pika pi?
Dante: Um...Pikachu Pika?
Pikachu: PIKACHU! (Thunderbolts Dante)
Dante: GAHHHHHHHH You pissing little rat! (Dante goes Trigger happy on pika, who dies in a pool of blood)
Dante: Always wanted to do that! But why the hell is everyone trying to kill me? (Leavesdarting paranoidglances everywhere)
As Dante walks off, out of the shadows emerges...a shadow?
Doopleganger: Mwahaha, my plan is going perfectly, all I have to do is impersonate Dante and insult random people, and Dante takes the rap! All I had to do was call the Prince of Persia a sulky brat, tell Link he looks like a girl, and kick Pikachu around a bit. Well, a lot. Who will be next? HAHAHAHA
...Who the hell am I talking to? (Walks off)
DUM DUM DUUUUUM! Will Dante realise he has unwittingly become part of a cruel prank? How will he be able to stop his shadow/clone thing? Find out same time, same channel!
Actually whenever I can come up with the next part.