(When we last left Dante, he was in the middle of a ruckus with random videogame heroes. Little did he know it was down to the mischief of his evil shadow doopleganger. Finding a friend at a local juice bar, he turns to her for help)
(At the Juice bar)
Lady: So let me get this straight, random people/monsters/things are trying to kick your ass for no reason? Well could it have something to do with the fact you're an annoying, cocky idiot?
Dante: (Angry stare) No it's not that. Just today I got in a fight with Kratos...
Lady: Beat him?
Dante: Oh yeah ...and Kirby
Lady: You fought Kirby?
Dante: Yes, and it's not an experience I would like to relive… But anyway, it's my evil shadow Doopleganger that's behind this!
xdenizenx: (Oh yeah, Dante figured it out because...he's cool)
Dante: Who are you?
xdenizenx: Erm, never mind me (throws a smoke bomb and disappears)
Dante: (Looks at smoke in confusion) ...The point is that I need your help so I can find my evil shadow and defeat him, Mary
Lady: (Gets out Kalina Ann) Don't ever call me Mary!
Dante: Ok, sorry... (Issues)
Some random over hearer: You're going to fight your shadow? How the hell did you get drunk on juice? What a prat!
Dante: Hey shut up
Lady: Fine, I'll help you, just let me finish my carrot juice
Dante: eurgh... hehehe
Lady: What is it?
Dante: My pager is vibrating, it tickles
Lady: …
Who is this mysterious message from? Will Dante find his devilish impostor? Find out… now
(When we last left Dante, he was requesting help to find and defeat his evil shadow, Doopleganger. Suddenly, he receives a message on his pager. Who could it be?)
Doopleganger: Mwahahaha, sup Dante, how's it hanging?
Dante: (Types message angrily) Shut up a-hole, your ruining my reputation! When I find you, I'm going to kill you!
Doopleganger: (Texts back) Oh don't worry, you will see me soon. In fact, I'm watching you right now! Look at the tall building behind you.
Dante: (Dante looks at the tall building, and sees Doopleganger waving through a window)
Dante: (Fingers start to hurt from button mashing) Ok, you stay there, so I can come over and kick your ass.
Doopleganger: (rolls his eyes from the window) I'll be waiting.
Lady: um, don't you think it sounds like a trap?
Dante: Maybe, but the only way to find out is to spring it. Let's go!
Lady: (Sarcastic) I admire you're logic
(After much running, as the lift wasn't working, they make it to the top. Dante and Lady have an epic battle with Doopleganger, who is defeated. It may have had something to do with all the easily- turned on lights in the room)
Doopleganger: Damn, how could I have missed those! Oh well, it doesn't matter, as this building is laden with explosives, which I just activated. Detonation in two minutes. Mwahahaha (dies)
Lady: We have just two minutes to get out before the building explodes!
xdenizenx: Oh yeah, now it's an action flick
Lady: …?
xdenizenx: bye (disappears)
(Dante and Lady flee down the stairs, when a bunch of hell spawn appear out of nowhere)
Lady: They weren't there before! (Dante gets out Nevan and plays a heavy tune, wiping them all out)
Lady: Hey Dante I always wondered, how can you carry three swords, a freaking huge guitar, gauntlets, and five guns around with you?
Dante: (Smug) I have big pockets ...Hmm, we won't make it this way, maybe we should smash through a window.
Lady: Wouldn't we fall to our deaths?
Dante: You're forgetting that someone can fly! (well, to be honest it's more of a crappy hover)
Lady: Oh yeah (They smash through the window and glide down to safety, just as the building explodes behind them)
Dante: That was easy. Doopleganger was only a shadow of my power!
Lady: (groans)
Comic book guy: Worst...final line...ever!
Dante: (hangs head in shame)
The End...?
Nah I got something else planned ;)