(Dante is in a meeting with Capcom execs about his DMC videogame series)
Exec no.1: Ok D
Dante: (Leaning back in his chair) Dante to you
Exec no.1: Fine. Your videogames are a huge success, but we can make them bigger.We think its time we took Devil May Cry in a new direction
Dante: Dude I'm awesome, it doesn't need to change…
Exec no.2: (Heh heh): Sir, do you know what videogame was at the top of the Christmas charts?
Dante: um...DMC3?
Exec no.2: No, it was Need for speed underground 2! That's the problem, although your games are popular, we don't feel they appeal to the (does quotey finger things) "mass market".
Exec no.1: Hence the change in direction. Your game's music, fighting moves and weapons are based on "Rock music", right?
Exec no.2: Hmm, I don't know. The way you dress, your one liners, they're so 80's B movie
Dante: (Stunned) Are you insane! (Yells indignantly) My one-liners are awesome! Dont diss my fashion sense either.
Exec no.1: You're going to love this. We have decided to change the theme of the games from Gothic rock to...hip-hop!
Dante: …
Exec no.2: Don't worry; we know what we're doing…
(Dante begins filming cut-scenes for the next DMC game. He is wearing a hoodie and covered in bling)
Dante: So these are my new lines? (Reads list) ..."Shizzle my nizzle?" "Quiet fool before I bust a cap in yo' ass!" You guys really think these are better than my one-liners? ...I'm insulted!
Exec 1: Dante, we really think this new urban look will help your games sell better. Trust us, we're marketing professionals.
Dante: Yes I'm sure you are (Rolls eyes)
Exec no.2: Ok, come in Vergil, let's see how you look
(Vergil reluctantly enters, wearing a backwards baseball cap and sports top)
Dante: (Jaw drops to floor)...ZOMG! You look like a jackass! (Laughs hysterically)
Vergil: (Turns to execs) I despise you both intensely. My hair is ruined! (attends to it in annoyance)
Exec no.1: (On phone, not listening) that's great Vergil, now read your lines
Vergil: ...Im not saying this
Exec no.2: Come on Vergil, you have to.
Vergil: There is no way I'm saying that…
Exec no.2: All you have to say is "Yo homie, sup blad"
Dante: Unngh, it's just not right. Gothic rock and demon-slaying go together like, well…me and crazy parties!
Exec no.1: Ah yes, we took out the stuff about devils and hell and such
Dante: Oh for the love of…eejits, what pray tell, is the title of this game? Perhaps your meddling just a liiiiitle bit too far…
Vergil: Yes, and I seriously have to maintain what's left of my dignity
Dante: It's a bit late for that... (Laughs again)
Vergil: (pissed off) Quiet you
(A while later, a preview of the game is piloted in front of gamers. The results come back)
Exec no.1: This is terrible! They hate it!
Vergil: (Voice is as sarcastic as is physically possible) No. I am shocked.
Exec no.2: You know what this means?
Dante: (Gets out Nevan and plays some cords) We go back to rock!(?)
Exec: no.2: Its means it's not gangsta enough! We need to give Dante a pimped out-
(Vergil gets out Yamato and decapitates both executives)
Dante: What took you so long?... Want to go outfor frosty chocolate milkshakes?
Vergil: ...Yes
The End
(Yes, Im a Simpsons fan ;) )