Hey you fucking fucks I know how much you guys loooooooooved My Sirius I decided to add a new chapter with Dumbledore
Harry was on his bed in the smallest bedroom of Number 4 Privet Drive Surrey. It was the summer after Dumbledore's death. Harry was thinking about what he could have done so that Dumbledore wouldn't have died. Thinking about Dumbledore brought tears to Harry's eyes. Harry let the salty liquid slid down his face.
"Harry.."
"Dumby?"
"Wat up dawg?"
"Yo aren't you dead?"
"Yeah I am bro.. but …er… I'm madd cool with G-O-D and he let me out so I can talk to you.."
"Iight.. so how's heaven?"
"Comme-ci comme-ça.. can't complain though.. its betta than being in hell.. I jus gotta tell you JK Rowing is still a bitch and would remain so fa the rest of her fucking life.. I mean.. wat the fak? Peeps aren't going to believe that me…I… DUMBLEDORE! Was killed by his own fucking DADA teacher unarmed.. I who everyone knows am.. er… was the ONLY FUCKING PERSON VOLDEMORT FEARED!"
"You iight man… seems like you got alotta pent up rage agains Rowling.. I mean she did make us and shit like that…"
"Would it really matter though? Does anything matter? FUCK NO! and you know wat else she's a racist.. she hates Americans.. she doesn't want them in her new fucking book that I'm not gonna be in since 'Snape killed me' I mean come on! Would I DUMBLEDORE be pleading wit some half-blood motherfucker to spare my life? Me? Moi? Yo? Fuck no!"
"So wat we gonna do about?"
"Wait fa the 7th book to go on sale then buy it.. if Sirius doesn't return we still gonna kill that whoreson. But we must wait for the seventh book…."
"May the Force be with you.."
"And also with you.."
Both, "Amen"
a/n hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha o mama mia! Wat now son? Y'all can't stop me I'm the shit! Yepyep… wat now…? I thank all of yall fa reviewing and for fwuzzfwuzz, Siriusly in love, and abay… FUCK YALL hahahahah wat now bitches wanna beef? Wanna beef? Let's take it outside bitches!