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Resident Evil: Code Teen Titans
Jill and the Titans were 5 blocks away from their tower. It was such a freaking long ass walk. And a long ass walk it was.
"You know, my baby could do better than this!" exclamied Cyborg. "If only our technology worked."
"Shut the fuck up Cyborg," said Raven. "You're making things... worse."
"That's only because we're keeping you... from MEDITATING!!"
"If I had my power, I'd blow you up into pieces," said Raven.
"WELL YOU DON'T. SO-" Cyborg was then slashed by Jill.
"Shut your ass us Gayborg. I have enough of this shit," she said.
"YOU'RE MY SEX GODDESS JILL!" screamed Beast Boy.
"Shut the fuck up," said Jill. "The more noise, the more zombies will come."
They kept on walking, until a figure in the shadows observed. It couldn't be... it was... Nemesis. He jumped in front of Jill.
"STARS..." said Nemesis.
"OH SHIT BITCH!!! RUN BITCH RUN!!!!" screamed Jill. She ran passes Nemesis, and the others followed her. Nemesis chased after them.
"STARS..."
They were too fast for Nemesis, but Nemesis was too fast for them. The police station was in front of them. Nemesis was gaining on them. They then got into the police station yard, and ran inside the police station. Nemesis tried to break through the door, but the door couldn't break.
The police station was exactly like the RPD one. Why? FOR PLOTS DAMMIT. PLOTS.
Jill walked over to a desk, Raven grabbed the green herbs on the floor while the others followed Jill. Raven came running back to Jill. Jill then picked up handgun bullets. She now had 43 bullets. She had to kill three zomies so far.
"You know, there isn't that much zombies. I just realized that," said Beast Boy.
"Well BB, is it the time for like... JOKING?" screamed Raven.
"You... did she just said like and BB?" asked Beast Boy.
"I was using sarcasm," said Raven.
"Yeah right," said Beast Boy.
"Friends, please do not start fighting. I'm scared enough already," said Starfire.
Jill instered a card, and got the code number.
"Cyborg, remember the code. It's 0513," said Jill. "Okay," replied Cyborg back. They went into the room on the left side of the police station. Jill killed a few zombies. And they went into a little office, Robin picked up the file.
"It says "The Diary of J.K Rowling's Husband"," said Robin.
"Read it," said Starfire. "I am interested in what this has to say."
"Today, The Vagina Monoluge was on air. It was a great show. Us cops are such fucking perverts. And I was so damn right today. I just owned Bob, the fisherman pimp. He really is such a freaking pimp, and owns us all the time. We got into an arguement on what happens when a home rat becomes a street rat. Well, he says that home rats are called mice, and streets rats are just... rats. But I told them they're both rats or mice, it doesn't really matter. It's just a fucking day today. Well, Rowling already wrote two chapters of the 6th book. I FUCKING LOVE HP. I'm such a fucking nerd. Well, weird ass things have been happening lately. There are these fucking... zombies. MAN I WANNA GO BACK TO BRITAN!!!" screamed Robin of the last line.
"Well, that was very... interesting Robin," said Starfire.
"How weird," said Cyborg.
"Whatever," said Raven.
"Let's just keep going," said Jill.
End of Chapter 2
Okay, here's the posistion the party does in this fanfic.
Jill= The hot sexy fighter.
BB= The man fighter that makes people... LAFF.
Cyborg= He keeps all the codes needed, and uses the electronical objects.
Raven= She's the healer. Keeps all the herbs and sprays. And the pills if she finds them.
Starfire= Gets all the tools, and uses them. Such as the lock pick or lighter. And the nail gun.
Robin= Keeps the files.