Resident Evil: Code Teen Titans
Damn, it's been long since I wrote a chapter for this...
Um... don't own RE and TT...
Chapter 3
Then, as the Titans were starting to leave the RPD... Nemesis jumped out of the window.
"OH MY GOD!!!!" screamed Starfire.
"Holy shit," said Beast Boy.
"KICK ITS ASS!!!" screamed Jill, she began shooting Nemesis in the head, who then fell down and purple blood came. A white box was on him, and Jill picked it up.
"Kickass, magnum and magnum bullets," said Robin.
"Yeah, bitches," said Jill. Then, Claire Redfield barged into Cyborg and began making out with him.
"The fuck?" asked Raven.
"Oh yeeeeaaaahhh," said Cyborg. Claire got off him, and ran out of the room.
"..." Everyone stood silent.
"What the fuck was that? Alright teenage fuckers, let's go downtown. We'll meet Carlos there," said Jill.
"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THIS? THIS ISN'T RE3 DAMMIT!!" screamed Beast Boy.
"Shut your ass up," said Raven.
"Bring it, bitch!" cried Beast Boy. Raven then strangled him to death.
"Stop it guys, let's just get the hell outta here," said Robin. The group of 6 left the RPD, and soon found themselves in the area that'll lead them downtown. A brainsucker appeared.
"MY GOD ROBIN!!!" screamed Starfire, she pointed at it.
"Run bitches!" cried Jill. The group of 6 ran out of the area and into downtown where they were attacked by dogs.
"I FUCKING HATE ZOMBIE DOGS!!!!!!!!!" screamed Beast Boy, he then grabbed one dog and teared it into pieces.
"Whoa," said Raven.
"DIEEEE!" screamed Jill, she shot at them madly with her handgun, where then they died. They then went into the parking lot, with more fucking dogs! DAMN... CEREBUSES!!!!
"Let me do this," said Raven. She took her cloak off, and took her leotard off. Then, the dogs died of staring at a naked Raven. Raven then putted her leotard back on, and cloak.
"Why... the hell didn't I take a picture of that?" asked Robin.
"Because you see my breasts every night," said Starfire. She lifted her... shirt up.
"MY GOD!! THEY'RE SO GREAT!!!!" screamed the boys.
"GIRLS GONE WILD... EVEN BETTER!!!!!" screamed Jill, she got naked. Starfire got naked, and for the hell of it, Raven got naked.
"GOD... THIS IS SO GREAT. THANK YOU. GOD," said Beast Boy. Then, a bunch of zombies came to stare at the naked girls, and then died of the glory.
1 hour later...
The parking lot was full of dead bodies, pools of blood... everywhere. The girls then putted their clothes back on.
"That... was so great, I love you girls so much," said Robin.
"Oh Robin... yes," said Starfire. She started to make out with Robin.
"Why... the hell did I get naked?" asked Raven. Then Trigon appeared. "I WAS FEELING HOOOORRRNNNYYYY!!!!"
"AHHHH!" screamed Raven, she began crying.
"That... is so wrong," said Jill.
So in some dark place...
"Oh my god... that was... so great," said Wesker. "NAKED. GIRLS. ROCK ON DUDE!!" He gave Slade a high five. "Anyways, let's pull out... Steve..."
"Yes, Steve... the talking slingshot from Dark Cloud," said Slade.
"No, the damn person from Code Veronica! Steve Burnside! Remember, bitch?" asked Wesker.
"Oh yeah..."
End of Chapter 3