Resident Evil: Code Teen Titans

Chapter 4

Our group has walked across Downtown, kicking zombie, crow, and dog ass.

"I'm fucking hungry," said Cyborg.

"You always are," said Robin.

"I WANT SOME WAFFLES DAMMIT. WHEN ON FUCKING EARTH ARE WE GETTING TO THE RESTUARANT?" asked Cyborg.

"What restuarant?" asked Starfire.

"RE3 BITCH!" screamed Cyborg.

"Don't call my bitch a bitch you bitch!" shouted Robin as he gave Cyborg the middle finger.

"I fucking hate kids," said Jill. "No fucking why I didn't fucking went to those school when we showed off Rocket and JoJo."

"Who the fuck are they?" asked Beast Boy.

"THAT BASTARD LEON KILLED THEM! GOD DAMN THE SHOTGUN!" screamed Jill as she sobbed.

"Love the shotgun darling," said Beast Boy.

"The day a Jill and Beast Boy pairing happens in a fanfiction, I'll fucking be free from Trigon," said Raven.

"Too much use of the word fuck my friends!" cried Starfire.

"OH YES! THE RESTUARANT!" cried Cyborg. Everyone then barged into the restuarant and Cyborg then began munching on the waffles.

"Evil beware, we have waffles," said Raven as she grabbed one of Cyborg's waffles and ate it.

"YOU BITCH! YOU TOOK MY WAFFLE!" screamed Cyborg.

Starfire quickly grabbed a nail gun, and nailed a door, for she was hearing banging on the windows.

"Guys, I have a question," said Beast Boy. "Why the fuck does the Bar Jack look hella different from the one in Outbreak? AND HOW THE HELL DID THE STATUES AND FILES AND ALL THE CRAP IN THE POLICE STATION? MARVIN BITCHES! MARVIN!"

"I have no god damn idea, bitch," said Jill, she then started shuddering at the thought of 8th graders doing an American Idol show. "But Mister... I didn't know making fun of someone who they were was bad. I'm sorry... NO... WHAT... DETENTION?" Jill then smoked a ciggarette, but then the restuarent kitchen exploded.

Thankfully, no one was in the kitchen expect for Nemesis.

"YES BITCHES! A WHITE SUITCASE!" screamd Jill as she kissed it.

"Foxy ladies love my voice," said Carlos as he then grabbed the suitcase and ran off.

"GET HIM!" cried Jill. Everyone then started chasing after Carlos.

"WE WANT OUR EAGLE PART NOW!" screamed the Titans.

"IT'S MINE! HA HA HA! NOW I HAVE THE EAGLE GUN!" he screamed. Then he threw the gun at Jill and took his shirt off. Carlos then made some moves, and fired at a zombie with an Assualt Rifle.

"Um well... that's a nice enterance," said Raven.

Just then, they heard a roar and Monster Steve appeared in front of them.

The group then crapped in their pants... and pissed in them.

"Worser than Nemesis," said Beast Boy.

"No way," Cyborg stated.

IN AN UNDERGROUND LAIR

Wesker and Slade were dancing with all the girls the Grim Reaper from TS2 brought.

"You're such a pimp Grim," said Slade.

"Fear my pimpness," said the Grim Reaper.

Wesker handed the Grim Reaper a beer.

"You'll get more guys soon, dude," said Wesker.

"Well, Beast Boy's aspiration is in Platnium. Jill's there," said Grim.

"We've got a long way to go. It's beyond Martin Luther. A great computer," sung Slade with the ladies.

"Beauty is beauty!" cried Wesker. "Dudes!"

"Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay," said Alfred as he laughed like a maniac. "Hey, what color is life? I mean... love!"

"OKAY! STOP WITH THE GWEN STEFANI OTHERWISE I'LL GO IF I WAS A RICH GIRL NANANNANANNAA!" screamed Slade as he then farted.

End of Chapter 4