Resident Evil: Code Teen TItans

Some Dark Lab...

A paper fell on the floor, Slade picked it up. He went WTF. This was what the picture contained: Wesker and Claire, sleeping together. (Eh... I'll put it up sometime on my website... Idownloaded Claire and Wesker sims with other RE dudes to the Sims 2. Then Wesker slept in the same bed as Claire... Yes, on my game he has a crush on her. oO)

Wesker was however for a while playing RE; Outbreak DD (Heh heh. VH even though I haven't bought it... unlocked but with the power of File 2. YAAAAHHHH NYX!)

"Thanatos... I wish to have a fucking awesome theme as yours as a last boss," said Wesker, "Oh wait. SLADE. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO SEEEEE THAAAAT!"

"I'm telling Steve about this," said Slade.

"Sladely! Do not tell Stevily about this or else I'll unleash the Trytant on you, just like I did to Jill and Chris... damn the rocket launcher," said Wesker.

"Oh all right," said Slade.

So somewhere with Jill and the Titans...

Steve charged after the Titans and Jill fired her gun at Steve as they ran like crap.

"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!" screamed Steve as he violently swinged his crucifix axe.

"Since when the hell did Steve went Gothic Tryant?" asked Beast Boy as they ran.

"Now isn't the time for joking Beast Boy WERE RUNNING FOR OUR LIVES!" screamed Robin.

"If only we had our powers back!" cried Starfire.

Just then Cyborg slapped Raven's ass.

"AZARATH METRION ZINTHOS!" screamed Raven as Cyborg was sent flying towards Steve who fell down due to Cyborg.

"Our powers are back bitches!" screamed Beast Boy.

"Yes... and that is the work of me," said Slade as he appeared on the floor with the mark of scathe on his forehead.

"Oh crap! TRIGON!" screamed Raven.

Slade had flames in his hand and Steve got up. (You know when you think about it the creatures around the Titans in stone in Birthmark look like zombies...)

"So what do we do now? Slade IS GOD!" screamed Cyborg.

"Raven'll take care of Slade and the rest of us will try to kill Steve," said Jill as she pumped her handgun, then Carlos barged from a door with his assault rifle.

"Good timing you clorbak ass," said Starfire.

"ATTACK!" screamed Robin as he charged at Steve.

"HOLY!" screamed Steve as he casted holy at the team against him.

"I am a level 60 black mage," said Raven.

"Well I am a level 99 black mage level65 fighter," said Slade, "With double sword and strikeback equipped."

"Oh really Slade? Can you hurt someone who has LEARNING as a support ability?" asked Raven as she turned Slade into a frog.

"Crap," ricket Slade as Raven casted Firaga on Slade and he went K.O, then disappeared."

Raven then gived thumbs up for Cid for using the nulling magic card he used on Llednar.

Raven has then joined the battle with Steve.

Jill fired her gun at Steve like crazy as Starfire fired starbolts and her lazar beams at the same time at Steve, Carlos... same thing like Jill.

Robin however was flying explosive disks as Cyborg fired his Sonic Canon at Steve.

"Dammit this guy as like... more HP then all the FF bosses combined ever," said Raven.

"Yeah! We're never gonna kill this crazy nigga," said Beast Boy, he then fell down from the sonic canon.

"Fuck you Beast Boy!" cried Cyborg.

Just then Nemesis, Slade, Wesker and Alfred appeared.

"We. Are. Fucked," said Jill. "Split up!"

And so the titans ran like hell and split up.

End of Chapter 5 (Going to be continued soon since I thought up of some kind of plot)