AN: I don't own anything Gilmore Girls. Thank you guys very much for the reviews that were wonderful (also a very wonderful number of them.) Someone asked what the title meant; it really has nothing to do with the story. I just got it from a comic strip and I found some humor in it. This chapter is kind of long, I hope you like it! Tell me what you think. Doing a good job?

Back in the states Finn brought Rory over to his apartment for a little while before he brought her to Emily's. When they walked through the door Finn had his arm around Rory with her hand holding his that belong to the arm swung over her. Finn was whispering something in her ear and she smiled. After they walked through they took notice of the people in the room. They were greeted with the stares of Logan and Colin. Oh gosh, can we say déjà vu? Finn thought to himself.

Colin was the first to speak. With his usual tone he said, "Wow, if it isn't our very own runaways."

"Hello to you too mate," Finn said making a face at his friend, who he knew isn't upset. Colin never did care were he went. Besides he knew already, they did take his plane. "I see you both missed us madly. Don't worry, we're staying for a while, or at least a decent time period before we run off again," he continued joking.

"Well thank God for that one," Colin replied. All the while Logan was looking at Rory not bothering to pay any attention to what the others were saying. Rory noticed the stares and tried to sink more into Finn, almost as an attempt to disappear out of the room.

"Can I talk to you Rory?" Logan finally said. Logan got up from the couch when Rory nodded. He led her into Colin's room.

After they left Finn sat down next to Colin and asked, "So what do you think they're talking about in there?"

Colin just looked at him and laugh. "I see visiting the homeland hasn't changed you."

Finn threw his hands up and replied, "Noper."

Colin looked at Finn again before he picked up his glass and took a sip and asked, "So what's going on with reporter girl?"

Finn smiled, since this was the first time he was able to say this- that is without lying. "She's my girlfriend."

Colin choked on another sip of his water when he said that and looked back up at him. "Girlfriend?"

Finn just smiled and nodded. "You do realize that having a girlfriend means she expects you to do certain things?" Colin asked.

Finn looked shocked. "What? What kind of things?"

"Well I don't know, like maybe stick with her for more than one night. Not just a one night stand. Oh! And also do nice things for her, spend time with her," Colin informed his friend.

Finn had a look of disbelief on his face. "Well if I knew those thing's mate, I wouldn't have gone through with any of it."

"Funny, funny Finn. But seriously, you have to treat a girl like Rory right," Colin told him knowing his friend isn't the best at this stuff.

"What makes you think I won't?" Finn inquired.

Colin looked at Finn with disbelief. "Come on man, you are the guy who told a woman once you were William Shakespeare's great, great, great, great, great, great grandchild," Colin told him.

"That was once mate, get over it," Finn told him.

"But you sure reporter girl is worth the fight that will happen between you and Logan?"

"Every single one, including the black eye," Finn told him truthfully.

Colin nodded and asked, "So tell me about the trip."

Inside Colin's room Rory and Logan stood very uncomfortable along side an awkward silence. Finally Rory couldn't take it anymore and asked trying her best to sound casual, "So what did you want to talk about?"

Logan gave her a look that read 'yeah-like-you-don't-already-know.' "So you and Finn now are?" Logan asked with his hands going back and forth.

"Umm… Yeah we're dating," Rory said very awkwardly.

"So are you just trying to spite me or something?" Logan asked raising his eyebrow at her.

"What? No, Logan why would you think that?" Rory asked him.

"Because you've never shared any interest in Finn before, why now? Or did Australia have that much of an impact on you or something?"

"What is that suppose to mean?"

"That I know Finn. He's not the 'girlfriend' type Rory. You thought I was bad before we dated, he is worse, just not as mainstream," Logan said like he thought she knew this all already.

"Well people can change Logan. You did, at least for a while there," Rory spat at him.

"Now what is that suppose to mean?" Logan asked her not liking the way this is going but knew he caused it.

"That you cheated on me Logan. A normal boyfriend wouldn't cheat on the girl he liked. It just doesn't work like that," Rory said trying to make him understand.

"No Rory, the boys that were madly in love with you wouldn't have cheated on you," Logan spat back at her.

Rory stepped back for a second. She couldn't believe he just flat out said he didn't have any feelings that even resembled love. "And the girls who just want your money are the ones that sleep with you for a night hoping to get into that wonderful, warm heart of yours," she said and walked out. Of course Logan followed. Rory saw Finn and Colin talking but Finn stopped and looked at Rory with concern for her.

Finn heard Logan call at Rory when she walked out, "What did you think you were special for 'tying me down?'"

Rory turned around abruptly to look at him when she said, "Yeah I did actually, because I was the only person who actually cared about you."

This was when Finn walked over and put his arm around her and lightly pushed her out the door and to his car. Before turning the car on he turned and reached for Rory's hand, which was at the time blankly staring out the window. He squeezed he hand lightly and asked in a whisper, "Hey, you okay love?"

She looked over and smiled lightly. Nodding she said, "Yeah, I will be, thanks. Can we get over to Emily's? I want to get this over with if you don't mind."

Finn nodded in agreement while saying, "Yeah of course love."

"You're gonna help me pack up and bring my stuff right?"

"Well duh love. Like your little car can hold everything. The stuff you pack for our trip looked like a normal persons wardrobe, but lucky me, I know you probably have 3 times as more clothes stuffed away," He said driving towards the house of hell.

Rory and Finn walked straight in since she did technically live there. Has soon has Emily heard the door open she walked towards the foyer to see who came into the house without ringing the doorbell. She reached the foyer and saw it was Rory and some man.

"Richard! Rory's home! Get in here, now please!" She yelled for him before saying what's been on her mind. But Rory was already starting towards her room. "Excuse me young lady, I think we need to talk before you jump up and decide to go to Tokyo or some place like that!"

Rory and Finn stopped and turned around. "Yes Grandma?"

"What on Earth possessed you to go to Australia Rory? And not even telling us, you worried us half to death young lady!" Emily started. "And with some strange man, who we've never met-"

"That strange man is my boyfriend Grandma. Met Finn. He's been to half your party's, including the one you were practically selling me off to Yale alumni son's," Rory said.

Finn exchanged his hand out to Emily with a gentleman smile on his face at the mention of his name, even though Emily didn't accept is hand, which than he proceeded to say under his breath, "Nice to meet you too Madame."

"What? I thought you were dating Logan? What happened between you two, me and Richard loved him," Emily said not believing Rory was acting like this.

"Logan and I are just no longer together. Now if you excuse us me and Finn have some packing to do," Rory said and started up stairs but than Richard decided to make his opening.

"What did you say Emily? Oh Rory you're here."

"Packing, what for? Planning on going on some other ridiculous traveling exposition?" Emily inquired.

"Grandma, I'm moving out. We're packing my stuff and leaving," Rory told them.

"What? You can't do that!"

"You can't, just continue staying with us," Richard said.

"Where are you going to go?" Emily asked.

"Back home," Rory said and started again on the stairs.

"Rory, this is your home," Emily said to her.

Without looking back Rory said, "No it's not."

Once inside Rory's room Rory started to pull out boxes in a rush. Finn just stood behind the door not sure if she wanted his help quiet yet. "So very loud that woman, huh?"

Rory looked up from folding clothes, "You see why I'm leaving?"

"Yeah, I think that became clear when we walked in," Finn said nodding.

Finn still just stood there while Rory was fractiously pulling things out and folding them. Finn walked over calmly to her and grabbed her wrist gently and pulled her down onto the bed. Looking into her eyes he asked in almost a whisper, "You okay love? You've had quite an afternoon today."

Rory just nodded and Finn put his arm around her and brought her closer to him. She nuzzled her face into his shoulder and he kissed her forehead.

Finn had pulled up into a small rode that lead to the ever-familiar house that Rory grew up in. She hadn't seen it in months. Seeing it now made her miss it even more.

"Home sweet home," Rory said in a sort of whisper.

Finn looked over her has he stopped the car. "You sure you wanna do this?"

"Yeah, I want to do this, come on," Rory said getting out and walking over to Finn and grabbed his hand. She than pulled him towards the house. She reached the door and knocked. Through the door they both heard, "Luke! Can you get that?"

"Alright!" Rory heard from Luke's voice. He reached the door within a minute and just looked shocked for a couple seconds.

"Hi Luke," Rory said in her sweetest voice.

"Lorelai, I think you better get down here," Luke screamed upstairs.

Walking in they heard from upstairs, "What? Luke who is it?" Coming down the stairs they saw her start to tell him, "Luke, you know I can't be distracted during my projects, I was almost done arranging my shoes-" she started but stopped when she saw who was at the door. She than ran the few steps that she had left and straight up to Rory and engulfed her into a huge hug.

After the hug was over Lorelai held onto her shoulders and said with a giant smile on her face, "Well what ever are you doing here my long lost child of mine? I thought your new home was now with Emily and Richard were anything not over hundreds of dollars is below them?"

Rory smiled and hugged her mom again while saying (all while in the perfect little Rory voice), "I missed you!"

"And mommy missed you too. Now tell me who is the man?" Lorelai said putting her hands back on her daughter's shoulders and nodding towards Finn.

Rory blushed and said, "Oh mom, this is Finn, Finn this is my mother Lorelai."

Lorelai exchanged her hand out and Finn took it but brought it up to his mouth while kneeing a little, than he proceeded to kiss it. "Nice to meet you Miss Gilmore."

Lorelai blushed and said to Rory, "Oh, exotic."

Finn and Rory just laughed at that while Lorelai remembered something. "Gah! Jess!" she screamed walking into the kitchen and towards the door that was Rory's old room. "Jess!"

Coming out Jess said, "Yeah?"

"Get out of that room, you're now on the couch," Lorelai said in a rush.

"What? Why?" Jess started when he saw Rory walk in with Finn and Luke behind her. "Oh," he said realizing that she beloved in that room, not him.

After everyone had helped bring in Rory's stuff they had all been hanging out. Luke and Lorelai upstairs, Rory and Finn in her room and Jess outside on the porch reading. Inside Rory's room she saw Jess outside.

"Hey Finn?" Rory asked.

"Mhmm love?" Finn said shutting his eyes while lying on her bed.

"Take a nap, I gotta go talk to Jess. I'll be back in a little while. That's okay right?"

"Right my dear," Finn replied. Rory smiled and walked over and kissed him before she left.

Opening the door and walking out Rory said, "Hey."

Jess looked up from his book and said, "Hi."

"So you wanna go for a walk or something?" Rory asked hopeful.

"Now why would we wanna do that?" Jess asked.

"Because I take it we have some things to talk about and I think it'd be easier if I were moving. Might make it a little less awkward, at least for me. But if you don't want to we can stay here," Rory said starting to ramble.

Jess put down his book and stood up, "Alright let's go."

They started walking towards the lake. On the way conversation pretty much stopped so Jess started with, "So that guy back there is you're what professional bodyguard?"

Rory smiled and said, "No, he's my boyfriend."

"Boyfriend, really?" Jess asked.

"Yup."

"So what happened with that Logan guy?" Jess asked curiously.

"We broke up," Rory said firmly.

"Sorry to hear that, I hear that he's just a swell guy," Jess said sarcastically.

"I'm sorry about that night Jess. I didn't know he'd turn into such a jerk. He was usually better behaved," Rory said apologetic.

"Was?" Jess asked.

"What?" Rory said confused.

"You said was usually better behaved," Jess informed her.

"Well, lately he hasn't been a bundle of sunshine."

"Sorry to hear that," Jess said.

"Don't it's better now," Rory said smiling and thinking about Finn.

"So you really like that guy back there huh?" Jess said knowing that was what she was thinking about.

"Oh, Finn? Umm…" Rory started.

"You do, don't try to deny it," Jess said smiling now too.

"Fine I do. A lot," Rory said smiling more.

"Good, he seems like a nice guy," Jess said nodding.

"He is a good guy."

"So school?" Jess asked her taking a seat since they now reached the lake.

"I want to go back. Maybe start with a couple classes than build it on little by little," Rory said taking a seat now too.

"Thank God, because I swear if it took you any longer to come to your senses," Jess started.

"What are you suppose to mean by that one Jess?"

"That you would still be hosting DAR functions if I didn't come to see you," Jess said.

"Oh sure, like that would last long," Rory said skeptical.

"Admit it! What I said before I left had an impact on you," Jess said laughing.

"Yes the impact to go to Australia," Rory said laughing at him.

"What did the boy back there decide to go back to his homeland or something?" Jess asked smiling.

"No, I picked it actually. And his name is Finn just so you know," Rory said to him.

"Good to know," he said nodding.

"So what are you still doing here anyways? I thought you were leaving like the day after you showed up."

"I thought I was too, but they said I could take a couple more days off. So I figured I'd visit my favorite uncle and his fiancée," Jess told her.

"Well good, I'm glad we can talk now," Rory said.

"So we're good?" Jess asked.

"We're good," Rory said confidently.

"So tell me about Australia," Jess said.

"It's beautiful there. The beach's are gorgeous," Rory told him and Jess just nodded.

They sat in silence for a while before Rory got up and said she wanted to get back and make sure Lorelai didn't kidnap Finn yet. Jess only nodded. He wanted to stay, he liked it there. He usually did a lot of thinking here. It was his form of a comfort zone.

Back at the house Rory found Finn half asleep on her bed. She changed into sweatpants and a t-shirt and joined him in the bed. Soon she was asleep with his arms around her hips pulling her closer to Finn and his face nuzzled in her hair asleep. They had never been more comfortable.