A/N: repercussions…
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Death and the Uchiha
by Shadow Crystal Mage
Disclaimer: I don't own, you don't sue. Please?
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In a dark room, filled with moody lighting and the scent of too many different clashing kinds of perfume, a council of war sat and plotted.
"Alright!" their leader, a dark form with long hair, said. "Most of you were there. The rest have heard. Some witch has used a kinjutsu on our beloved Sasuke to convince him to marry her. This is completely unacceptable! I propose we declare war!"
"HEAR, HEAR!" was the unanimous reply.
"Wouldn't do that, if I were you," a voice said.
Everyone looked towards the speaker, a bishounen-looking person in a white suit holding a heart-shaped lighter.
"And why ever not?" the leader asked loudly.
"Because then you'd be messing with my sister," the bishi said. "Which no one is supposed to do."
"What do we care?" a random fangirl in the shadows yelled.
The bishi smiled sinisterly. "I am Desire," the bishi declared. "And if you try to mess with my sister or her boyfriend, I guarantee no guy or girl in the world will look at any of you ever again!"
There was dead silence.
"NO!" the leader yelled, steeping into the light and revealing herself to be Ino. "You can't threaten us! We will get Sasuke back whatever it takes!"
"Yeah!" Sakura said, coming to her friend's side.
The bishi- Desire- smiled slyly. "You two deserve each other," it said cryptically.
Desire turned back to look at the group of girls. "You've been warned. Stay away or else."
The bishi was gone.
Ino sniffed and turned, about to flick off Sakura when their eyes met.
There was a heart-beat long pause.
"Sakura," Ino said slowly, "have I ever told you how sexy you look?"
"Shut up and kiss me," Sakura said, grabbing Ino and sticking her tongue in the other's mouth, her hands roaming the blonde's body, the blonde reciprocating in kind.
The rest of the room paled as they watched their two most die-hard members completely forgetting their idol and starting to make out on the floor.
"That Desire wasn't kidding," some random girl said, inching away from the wildly thrashing pair. "I think we will loose all chance of getting any guy if we go through with this."
Another girl in the shadows coughed. "Fellow members, in light of this recent event," they all avoided looking at Sakura and Ino, who were getting pretty lime, and seemed to be moving towards lemon, "I move we activate our back up."
"I second the motion!" another said.
And thus, the Collective Sasuke Fangirls of Konoha ™ became the Collective Neji Fangirls of Konoha™. The Hyuuga boy never knew what hit him…
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Desire was walking along, having done it's part for their eldest sister, when it noticed a girl who hadn't been at the meeting. It blinked. A girl who of her own free will is not pursuing sister's boyfriend? Okay, she deserves something.
"Hey," it called out, startling the white-eyed girl. "Why aren't you in the club meeting?"
The girl blushed. "I'm not really interested in Sasuke-san…" she trailed off, looking at a blond boy who was heading in away from a ramen stand.
Desire's eyes widened, then grinned. "Okay, just for that, you'll get your heart's desire," it said, and vanished.
Hinata blinked in confusion, then was startled as a voice she knew very well called out her name.
"Hinata-chan!" Naruto said as he approached her. Hinata nearly fainted when the blonde took her in his arms and swept her off her feet. "Hinata-chan, I'm madly in love with you. Say you'll be my girlfriend?"
Hinata fainted dead away. But not before saying yes.
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Somewhere else in Konoha…
Death and Sasuke were arm in arm, the latter nearly completely oblivious to the world around him. Thus, he missed the pointing, the wide-eyed stares of astonishment, and the money changing hands as people who'd been certain he'd die alone and a virgin paid up to people with more confidence in the Uchiha good looks.
"You sure you want to do it?" Sasuke asked Death, looking deep into her eyes, sinking into the dark pools of infinty…
She smiled brilliantly, surpassing the shine of Maito Gai's teeth without blinding her boyfriend- who was used to it- or scaring the living daylights out of everyone else. On her it looked right and natural. "Absolutely, Sasuke-kun…" she said, her voice warm honey to his ears.
Nodding, Sasuke turned his dark gaze at the clerk behind the counter. "One karaoke booth, please!"
The counterman nodded nervously, handing over the key as Sasuke, with Death clinging to his arm in a casual but quite obvious 'we're together, so THERE!' manner, headed towards said booth. Any girl who could get Uchiha Sasuke to go on a date, much less get engaged, to her was a force to be reckoned with, probably well versed, possibly even a mistress, of mind-control ninjutsu whose skills surpassed the Legendary Sannin.
A moment of thought, and the counterman flicked a couple of switches.
In a few minutes, the sounds of Uchiha Sasuke singing My Heart Will Go On began to waft through the lobby.
Yup, the counterman thought as a lot of people were stunned with shock, definitely a force to be reckoned with. He began to make plans for the coming Apocalypse…
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Itachi was in such a bad mood that the whole Akatsuki decided to go with him to Konoha, just in case they had to stop him from burning the place to the ground and accidentally killing the Kyuubi vessel.
"Bloody Sasuke bloody getting bloody engaged to some bloody girl without bloody telling the bloody head of the bloody clan," Itachi muttered non-stop, as everyone else sweatdropped, wondering what his problem was. Wasn't he the one to kill his whole clan?
"Um, Itachi…" Kisame said quietly, raising his hand and about to point out Itachi was about to walk straight into a tree, when the Uchiha just crashed straight through it in a cloud of saw dust without so much as flinching.
Everyone else boggled as the normally impeccably groomed Itachi allowed himself to be sullied and decided to kept their mouths shut. Powerful ninja they may be, but they weren't stupid! Itachi mad because his brother had decided to get engaged without his permission was scary. Itachi mad over his looks being messed up… they hoped he didn't notice until he met with his brother, or else he might take it out on them…
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"If I may ask, Orochimaru-sama," Kabuto ventured, wondering why Orochimaru was so frantic over the Uchiha boy potentially getting married. "Why the rush? You can still use him as a vessel after he's married."
Orochimaru pursed his lips, continuing to use his Etch-N-Sketch to map out the layout of Konoha. "His getting married will involve some legal and moral concerns I'd rather not deal with, Kabuto."
Kabuto's eyebrows made a run for his hairline. Morals? Since when did Orochimaru, the evil Legendary Sannin, about to destroy all of Konoha, worry about morals? "Um, could you please elaborate, Orochimaru-sama?"
Orochimaru turned to Kabuto, and there was such a sge-like expression on his face Kabuto wondered where the bastard who was supposed to be their leader was. The impression heightened when Orochimaru rasised a finger in a lecturing fashion. "Kabuto, whenever I take on a new body, I also take on all the legal matters attached to said body… AND I'LL BE DAMDED IF I END UP MARRIED TO A TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRL! I might be a sick, heartless, insane, amoral psycho, but I am not a perverted pedophile, thank you very much!"
Kabuto reigned in the urge to raise an eyebrow at the tirade. Ooooookkkkkaaaaaayyyyyyyy…………
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A/N: short, but I was feeling rather silly. Finally, a fic of mine with InoSaku and HinaNaru
Please review, C&C welcome.
Until next time, this is Shadow, signing off.