Thank you all for the boundless support. This is not another chapter and for that I'm sorry. This is merely "author's prattle" and is for one person who goes by the name of Victoria Lazor a.k.a. Timid as a reply for the following review:

Hey you pre pubecent bitch of an asshole! I heard what all of you have said about me, and I want to say something to you all!

FUCK YOU ALL! YOU ALL ARE SO PATHETIC!

You all wanna cuss me out? FINE, JACKASSES OF YOU MOTHER FUCKING WHORES! CALL ME IF YOU ALL ARE BRAVE ENOUGH!

MY NAME IS VICTORIA LAZOR AND MY HOME PHONE IS:

(I won't post it)

TIMID NO LONGER BITCHES!

You DARE call me pre-pubescent now? Directly before an incredible display of "maturity and intelligence" in your latest review? That last sentence was sarcasm if you didn't notice. After this lively stunt, what was said about you and your review by my reviewers is exactly what you deserve. But I'll be damned if someone like you, who most likely have half of the talent as some of them do, disrespects them in that way. You may say whatever you wish about me and my stories, but there's no way in hell that I will stand for it.

The most important part of this PRATTLE, my dear Victoria, is that if you honestly did not expect some sort of negative feedback from the people I call friends about the shit you pulled, then I shall pray for the dying contents of your feeble mind.

As for calling you up, I think that posting my comments on the site for hundreds of people to read is a thousand times better, don't you?

Oh yes, and I advise that you find a way to remove that phone number before someone decides to take your pre-pubescent rant seriously and prank calls you for a month. By the way, you have quite the temper. Maybe you should take a few anger management courses to handle that. It's bad for a mind that is obviously under some kind of tension.

I have a challenge for you also. Why don't you create an account here, write a story with your idea of romance, and I will see how it goes. It's not as easy as it may seem. Good Luck!

BirdsOnTheBrain

P.S. I also wanted to add, Vicky, is that if you wish to check out my next chapter coming up later this month I would be so honored if you graced me with one of your terrific reviews.

Consider this your welcome. You are hereby my honorary flamer. Yay for me! I surely look forward to it, my friend.