Disclaimer:Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling. Sorry to disappoint, but Alan Rickman is, in fact, his own property.
All Slytherins are Evil.
Oh yes they are.
Don't believe Alan Rickman,
With his greasy haired charm
All Slytherins are evil.
It's really plain to see.
You've all been told repeatedly
And now it falls to me
All Slytherins are evil.
Look at Severus Snape:
Even if he washed his hair,
He's still as venomous as a snake
All Slytherins are evil.
Petty, sadistic and cruel.
Why not check out Harry's year:
Veela, Pug and Drool.
All Slytherins are evil.
One sits by Malfoy hissing.
Gender-confused, scitzophrenic,
St. Mungo's reported him missing.
All Slytherins are evil,
Even the ones we haven't seen.
Some might oppose Voldemort
But they don't seem keen.
All Slytherins are evil,
But remember what Sirius said:
You don't have to follow him to be evil.
But then… now he's dead.
All Slytherins are evil,
It's easy enough to mark.
Courage, Brains, Loyalty…
And one for the Dark.
All Slytherins are evil,
Salazar's requirement for the house.
It keeps them all in one place,
Not hiding like a louse
All Slytherins are evil…
Unless you are deluded.
Maybe Canon's gone out the window
And the Author's confunded.
All Slytherins are evil,
But there are worse crimes:
Draco Malfoy the Veela
And people from other times.
All Slytherins are evil,
But Dumbledore's worse:
Rigged cauldrons, infant Snape…
Harry must be cursed.
All Slytherins are evil.
Look what they've done to Harry:
All powerful, All knowing,
Takes a portkey and falls like Granny.
All Slytherins are evil,
They do not angels make
Tom, Lucius, Draco…
And even Severus Snape.
A/N I was writing another piece of Fanfiction when this popped into my head. I thought I'd inflict the badly structured poetry on you – I'm nice like that. If you are still reading this… there's a little button in the bottom left hand corner you might, just might want to press.