I is back, fear the monkey. Why? Because I said to, that's why.
Everyone stood there for a minute. Then… tons of people ran in. The people were: Hyper the Fox, Ayra the Hedgehog, Leon the Echidna, Timknight the Hedgehog, Jen the Hedgehog, Jennifer the Fox, and er… MC Hammer. Yeah, he came in too.
"Hey, let's go to my place." Midnight said
"Why?" Sonia asked
"Because… I have a couch that stabs people in the ass…"
"Really?" Hyper asked
"Yea. OMG," Midnight said, "We need… PIZZA POCKETS!"
"YEAH!" Jen screamed. Everyone just looked at her. "What?"
So they all headed to Midnight's house. They headed inside and got jumped. By who? I dunno… Haruhara Haruko? Yeah, she jumped them for some odd reason. Naota was there too, but he was not really paying attention and plucking a few guitar strings. Then some giant robot thing came outta Naota's head and Canti came, and there was this huge robot battle all up in that bitch. But it somehow didn't destroy the house, or mess it up. Weird…
"That was cool and all, but why the fuck are you in my house?" Midnight asked
"Oh… um… well, you see…" Naota stuttered
Yeah... well, you see…" Haruko said before she went all crazy and started smacking people with her guitar and running them over with her Vespa
"I SEE AN OPENING!" Haruko yelled before she bashed Sonic's head in with her guitar. It was funny. He flew out an open window and landed in Eggman's toilet.
"Omg, are you, you know… Furi Kuring?" Jennifer asked
"Maybe…" Haruko said
"Whatever" Shadow said before he flopped down on the couch. Everyone looked at Midnight, but she didn't give a fuck.
So everyone else flopped down on it, until Sonic came in. He flopped on the couch, and guess what; he got stabbed in the ass. It was funny. He screamed and cried and tripped over a grain of rice. Then Amy, Rouge, Big, Sally, and Omochao decided to sit down, and they also got stabbed in the ass. It was funny. Wait, how did they even get in there?
"That's what I would like to know," Ayra mumbled
Anyways… it was funny. Then it got random
OUTTAKE/
Everyone was sitting in a trailer, fanning themselves and what not until…
"What do you mean, 'then it got random'?" Naota asked (Yea, he's still there)
"Um… who knows…" Leon said while getting fanned by a midget
Then a huge red 'X' covered the screen, and a buzzing sound is heard, like when you get an answer wrong
END OUTTAKE/
Sonia, Akira, Midnight, Hyper, Jen, and Jennifer started bobbing for apples in a random punch bowl. Sad thing was, there were no apples. Also, the punch was spiked, so they got drunk. Then the guys started drinking. Why? I have no clue… Everyone started dancing or acting stupid. Midnight, Jen, Hyper, and Sonia dog piled on Omochao, Shadow jumped on Big's stomach like it was a trampoline, Amy and Rouge were bitch-slapping each other, Ayra and Leon were playing chicken, Sonic was putting a Band-Aid on his blue ass, Timknight and Knuckles were talking, and everyone else isn't important, except Tails. Tails was trapped in an airplane. Um… It was Sonic's fault. Yeah… blame Sonic.
Tails walked back in.
"DAMNIT SONIC!" Tails screamed.
"What the hellish pickle?" Sonic asked. Everyone just looked at him, and then went back to what they were doing
"YOU GOT ME STUCK IN THAT AIRPLANE!" Tails screamed
"Oh, you mean when I found that button that made the air come out?" Sonic asked
"YEAH!" Tails then turned behind him, and then turned back around. He was holding… An Omochao clone! AH!
"GO MY OMOCHAO CLONES! GO FORTH AND OBEY YOUR PROGRAMING! KILL SONIC!" Tails yelled in a very spooky, very demonic voice. It was weird
"AH!" Sonic screamed before running out of the house. He was hoping to loose the Omochao clones, but they had booster packs. Poor Sonic… wait, why am I sorry for him? I dunno… I don't even like his blue ass.
Ok, this chappy is CLOSED! Why? Cause writers-block is biting me in the ass, and it hurts. I SHALL UPDATE SOON! Just as soon as I can, which is now, cause I'm starting on my next chappy…… REVIEW DAMNIT!
