I'M BACK!

Sonic ran as fast as he could from the Omochao clones of DOOOOOOOM! Sadly, he tripped on a grain of rice, and the Omochao clones caught up to him and started humping him. Everyone heard his screams of terror, when he realized he swung the other way. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH!

"Dude, Midnight. What the fuck are you doing?" Sonia asked

Midnight stopped her insane laughter. "Er… nothing?"

"Exactly" Sonia said, but then she started some insane laughing

"SHUT UP SONIA!" Everyone yelled while throwing crackers at her

"Anywho…" Midnight said. She had this crazy look in her eye

"What are we doing? Are we gonna jump Chris again?" Jen asked

"Nope! Even better, I gotta go take my drivers test!" Midnight announced

"Oh my god, I WANNA COME!" Hyper screamed. It was funny

"NO!"

In the end, everyone went. Why? I have no idea.

"Oh god…" Sonic muttered after Midnight knocked over her fifth cone, "Stay off the streets people…"

Shadow was continuously Chaos Controlling the cones outta the way, but it was no use. Midnight was going about 120 mph around the testing track, somehow not running people over. She had, however, tried to run over Amy a few times, but Amy always moved

"Miss Midnight… OH GOD! SLOW DOWN MISS MIDNIGHT, SLOW DOWN!" The driving instructor yelled

"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M DRIVING TOO SLOW!" Midnight yelled back, as she sped up

Spongebob narrator: one hour later…

"God, I couldn't get the car past 260 mph! What a piece of shit…" Midnight said, getting casually out of the car. The driving instructor was literally in the seat, pushed back by the insane G-forces that had hit him. "I'd rather run then drive. DRIVING IS FOR HUMANS WHO SMELL LIKE NONFURRY THINGS!" Midnight yelled and all the furries clapped their hands and such. It was awesome. Then everyone walked to Burger King because they were hungry and Burger King is the shit. For some unknown reason, the car Midnight was driving a few minutes ago blew up. It was freaking awesome as hell! Anyways…

Suddenly, Flippy from 'Happy Tree Friends' walked in the door. The whole gang looked at him before running the fuck out of there. Flippy saw some dude with ketchup on his shirt and began to flip out.

"Welcome to Burger King. May I take your order?" went the one chick before Burger King blew the fuck up. You see people running out of the flames on fire, then dieing in the middle of the street. Then Flippy walks out unscathed and he's eating a burger. Then you hear Eggman's scream…

"DAMNIT! MY SECRET BASE IS DESTROYED!"

Midnight looked at Shadow, Shadow looked at Hyper, and Hyper looked at Manic

"AH!" Hyper screamed like a girl. Wait, she is a girl, never mind

Midnight looked at Manic. Everyone looked at Manic. Midnight started doing the Macarena, everyone did the Macarena. Midnight glomped Manic, everyone else stood there because they suck ass. They suck Eggman's ass infact. Except Jen and Ayra. They rock. Anyways, then Manic disappeared and it was really Shadow standing there so everyone was happy except Sonic, cause he's a whore.

"Sonic, you were always the whore" Shadow said before kicking Sonic right in the ass and holding him down while an Omochao…did…STUFF to him. Some guy in Canada heard Sonic's screams

Canada

Lightning the Hedgehog was minding his own business when he heard a scream coming from the south.

"What the fuck is that?"

Where ever the others are

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, SONIC!" Leon screamed before kicking Sonic in the nuts. Then everyone started kicking him, and the God struck him with a lightning bolt.

BUT! It wasn't God! It was an aquamarine hedgehog that wore black gloves and shoes.

"LIGHTNING!" Midnight, and Hyper yelled

Ok people. I'm done with this chappy. I was bored, and I have freaking whatchamacallit. Oh. Writers Block. Yea, that's what it is.