Hello! Guess who's back! Yes! ME! And I have ice cream!
Van Helsing: OH! OH! ICE CREAM! (Jumps around like a mad person)
Carl: You are so stupid sometimes!
No, he's stupd! (Inside joke)
Dracula: Can we get back to my situation?
Ok! Here's my new chapter! ENJOY!
Van Helsing: (Jumps up and steals ice cream)
Dracula: Why do I have to work with these idiots?
3 Wives: Hey! WE'RE NOT IDIOTS!
Dracula: Well, I'm not working with you am I?
Okay….enough of that….
''I did what!'' Carl squealed like a baby pig in distress.
''You heard me you little vegetarian!'' Dracula snarled. Carl stiffened without even really knowing why, that was a great insult to vampires everywhere! And even though he didn't actually know that it still affected him. Shows you how sensitive he is…
''Carl, what the hell is this leech talking about?" Van Helsing demand
"Stop calling me that!" Dracula yelled
"Come on Carl; tell me what the leech…"
"STOP IT!"
"…is talking about?"
Carl had no idea what Dracula meant. He denied him? When? Of what?
"Explain what you're talking about before I drive another stake into that empty space where your heart used to be!" Van Helsing demanded.
"Stakes will do nothing to me Gabriel but I will explain nonetheless," came the cool reply from the vampire king.
''don't call me that! You make me sound like a friggin' girl.''
''Hey! I CALL YOU GABRIEL!'' Carl protested.
He was ignored.
'' Tell me how Carl 'denied you'," the monster-hunter hissed.
" I was trying but you cut me off!" Dracula said with ''some'' annoyance.
''SHUT UP AND TELL THE STORY!"
"You cut me off again!''
"I love stories!" Carl squealed like a pig again, only this time it was happy.
"SHUT UP CARL!'' They both yelled at him.
"DON'T YOU DARE TELL CARL TO SHUT UP!" Van Helsing roared.
"You said it as well!"
"Yeah but I'm his friend!"
"Oh yeah, his friend…WHO REJECTED HIM!"
''Hey! THIS STORY IS ABOUT ME ANYWAY!" Carl yelled, but turned around to storm off. He tripped.
"Well if both of you imbeciles would keep quiet, I will tell the story," Dracula said, "it all began…."
Me: Well that was pointless.
Me's friend who 'helped' with chapter: was not!
Me: Fine! It was the best chapter ever!
Friend: man, one minute you're depressed, the next you're full of yourself! Make up your mind!
Me: fine, I'll just go hug Carl!
Friend: FINE! I'll go steal Van Helsing's ice-cream. (smiles evilly) he hates it when I do that.
Dracula: How come I didn't get to talk?
Me and Friend: You just did!
Dracula: OTAY
Me: Forget Carl, I'm hugging you!
Dracula: That's it, I'm calling my agent.
Friend: THAT'S ME!
Me: YOU! You're the person who forced him into this story? …..THANK YOU!
Friend: