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''It began when I a fresh, young vampire. I thought I had everything, women, looks, and eternal life. But then I saw you Carl, you. You ruined everything. Why did you appear? Anyway, I saw you, it was dark and I strolled over, being the gentlemen I was, and walked with you, had a light conversation, but I was enchanted by you. We met again, and again, yet you always wondered, why was it at night? I told you I worked all day, and you bought it.
Then we began courting. It was frowned upon, but I loved you, and I think you felt the same way… I decided to tell you. I was worried you'd take it hard, but you agreed that we should spend eternity together. It never happened. It didn't work the way we planned. For some reason, I couldn't make you whole, like me. I failed. You are eternal Carl, but not a vampire. I remember the way you staggered away from me, yelling I was a monster, I erased your memory… I could not bear to see you in so much pain. I had to help you. So I stayed away from you. And your memory is refreshed every 70 years or so… that is how you do not remember. Forgive me…''
Dracula looked down, and then stared at the wall, past Carl. Carl stood stunned. He was always eternal? This was too weird, even for him. Maybe this explains why he can't remember being a kid... He always had just thought he had hit his head really hard… Maybe he had and this was all just a dream…
''YOU'RE A LIAR!'' Van Helsing shouted, pointing at Dracula. He had to be lying, right?
''I wish I was lying. But I'm not. I'm telling nothing but the truth, though it ''pains'' me to do so.''
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Carl: So I'm like, as old as Van Helsing and Dracula?
Yip! Isn't that cool?
Carl: NO (Runs away crying) I'm young! I'm beautiful! Unlike Van Helsing and the leech king!
Dracula: For the last bloody time, I am not a leech. See this face? It's too pretty to be a leech?
Van: I agree, he's way to pretty.
Dracula: Thank you.