SUP EVERYONE hahaha. I'm happy. I always wondered what happened to Meatwad in his dreams, and this is what I think he dreams about.

Disclaimer – I don't own Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The people who own it…own it…yeah.

Things He Dream

By Sanoon

Chapter 1: The Nice Dream.

Meatwad was snooping around Shakes room late one night. He didn't have to worry. Shake was out doing…whatever the hell he does when he leaves, and Frylock wouldn't care. He was rummaging through Shake's few personal possessions. A chainsaw, the Drizzle cell phone set, a blowtorch, and a few other random items that he used to torment Meatwad's existence. But Meatwad was searching for something better. Something he wanted a while ago.

After a few minutes of searching, he found it. Shake's Captain Kirk action figure. He had wanted to play with this for a while, but Shake always kept it hidden. For an hour he played with Kirk, Dewey, Vanessa, and Boxy Brown. He heard the front door rattle from the bedroom. Meatwad quickly put Kirk back where he was, grabbed his dolls, and rolled back to his room. He was almost seen by Shake, but managed to avoid him. Once Meatwad was safe in his room, he put the dolls away, and jumped onto his grill bed. He smiled, thinking about how much fun he had with Captain Kirk, and he closed his eyes, falling into deep sleep.

It seemed as soon as he fell asleep, he was awoken by Shake. Meatwad saw him, and quickly put his arms in front of his eyes to protect them from Shake's wrath. To Meatwads surprise, Shake only smiled at him.

"Hey buddy," Shake said to Meatwad, smiling happily. "I made you breakfast. Steak, eggs, and lobster."

"Really?" Meatwad asked, somewhat confused as he lowered his hands.

"You bet!" Shake said happily.

"Awright' lets go!" Meatwad said happily, jumping off of his grill bed.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Shake said, stopping Meatwad from leaving the room. "You shouldn't have to roll to your great breakfast. I'll carry you there." Shake picked up Meatwad and carried him out to the dining table.

"Wow, thanks Shake," Meatwad said as he carried him to the table.

"Only for you," Shake said as he put Meatwad in front of a plate with a large, juicy steak on it, with a side of perfectly cooked eggs, and…a large lobster.

Meatwad started on his meal, as Shake ate a bowl of cereal. When Meatwad finished, he looked up from his empty plate, and asked, "Where's Frylock?"

"He's out fulfilling his life dream," Shake replied.

"You mean…" Meatwad began.

"You bet," Shake said. "He's becoming a great scientist and making money to put you in school."

"Wow," Meatwad said happily. "Now I can get me an education, and have friends, and be happy. Frylock is so kind."

"Yes he is," Shake said, taking the plates from the table to the kitchen. As Shake was in the kitchen, there was a knock on the door. Meatwad jumped off the chair, and rolled over to the door. He opened it, reveling a shaved Carl wrapped in a beach towel.

"Hey-hey-hey," Carl said, laughing. "Just the man I wanted to see. I was going to take a swim in my pool…and…ugh…I was wonderin' if you wanted to come with me. Maybe we could take a ride in my car…or play with your dolls…or even go to a strip joint. I know you would love that, 'cause, ya know, you're my best friend in the world."

"Well, hell ya. I'd love to go swimming with ya," Meatwad said happily.

"No!" Shake shouted running from the kitchen. "He's my best friend in the whole world…the whole galaxy, and he would rather go to the swimming and all those other things you said with me."

"He doesn't like you!" Carl shouted "He wants to have fun with me."

"Guy, guys, guys," Meatwad said, trying to stop their fighting. "We can both have fun together."

"You're right," Shake and Carl said at the same time.

"You're defiantly the smartest person here," Carl said.

"Yes, yes I am," Meatwad said happily. "Now, lets go swimming. I ca-"

"Meatwad! Meatwad! Wake up!" Shake shouted as he beat Meatwad with a baseball bat. Meatwad was quickly stirred from the dream world back into horrible reality. "You touched my Captain Kirk action figure! Now he will never be able to fly again!"

Shake stopped hitting Meatwad long enough so he could respond. "Shake, I did not touch him," Meatwad lied.

"Bullcrap!" Shake shouted. "You left your meat filth all over him. Now he's covered in your meat germs!"

"Now calm down Shake," Meatwad said carefully, as not to upset the monster before him. "We can all learn a valuable lesson from this."

"Yea," Shake said, lifting his bat into the air. "My bat, your face." He hit Meatwad a few more times as he started crying.

"SHAKE!" Frylocks voice shouted from the kitchen. "What are you doing to him?"

"Nothing Frylock," Shake lied, dropping the bat on the floor. "You know, you should quit babying him," Shake said as he left the room. "That's what he will turn into in the future. A giant baby."

Meatwad stopped crying, and picked up the bat. He went over to his closet, and hid it in the pile of sand that filled his closet. He rolled out into the kitchen to try to get Shake in trouble.

The end of chapter one. Short, I know, but all of these chapters will be short, and each will contain their own dream. Review Please. Thank you for reading. Ohh, and sorry if this seems hastily put together…because it was. And for those of you who hate OOC stories, then just remember. This is what Meatwad dreams. Trust me, I KNOW how they would truly act. I've seen all the episodes at least five or more times. And that's a lot of TV time. Future chapters will mention Meatwad's encounter with his camp overlord, from one of my other fanfictions. It's called Zim's New Slave. Now, before you click the back or the X button…please…if you could take a few minutes of you busy day to REVIEW. Your thoughts of the story will be graciously appreciated. Again…thanks for reading.

Posted 1/9/06