EverShadow: Sigh…have I lost all you reviewers?
Tiger of Blackness: Yup.
EverShadow: Be quiet now, Tiger, or I'll reawaken that dark, dark secret you have.
Tiger of Blackness: What secret?
EverShadow coughcoughCIRAKcoughcough.
Tiger of Blackness: Oh, it's ok, I killed him.
EverShadow: ……………oh. Ok, first before everyone reads this, let me explain that this chapyter is purely to make you laugh. I am insane to include it when things are getting so dark and depressing but hey, it popped up in my mind and why not include it. In short, this chapyter is just to make you laugh your heads off. Well…on with the show then.
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Hyne?
Hello, Quisty, you called?
Ugh. You're repulsive. It smells like you've been drinking.
Oh don't worry, the great deity Hyne cannot get drunk after just 5 bottles of vodka and three shots of pure tequila and one glass of sherry. Usually it takes two glasses of sherry so I'm fine.
………Hyne…you know that that's not natural…right?
So? How would you know anyway? You're just a meager human, less than a human considering your beautiful body is lost somewhere in the pit of the Omega Weapon's stomach. You're just jealous because I have a rather high alcohol tolerance.
Either way…whatever. Trust me, you've drunken enough alcohol for me to be able to smell you. And how many women have you hit on today?
Three…and a rather feminine looking man. Shudder shudder…
I was joking about that. You're impossible. You're a drunk womanizer.
What? A feminine man can look an awful lot like a guy after all that booze.
HA! So you do admit to being drunk!
No. I'm just saying that everything gets slightly out of focus. And on the topic of being drunk, I do recall that one time where you drank some "funny tasting cranberry juice" when you were what, fifteen? Now that's a story to tell.
……please don't.
If I do recall, you were with a bunch of your friends, Xu included. Of course it was really amusing after you decided to ski down the mud hill using two planks of wood wearing very little. And don't even make me mention your little liaison with the drooling idiot who never let you live it down and actually stole into the girl's locker room to find you and propose…
ARGH! I had all but forgotten it and now you bring it back? Go away you drunk bastard.
Hey now…no name calling, Quisty. Or else I'll visit Seifer myself…in his dreams…in your form…
You wouldn't DARE…
Giggle giggle…hehehehehehe. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ROAR! Woof…bark…meow…
You deranged son of a…
Speaking of bitch…I read your mind a little and I do like to add that you do love your bondage.
WHAT???!!
Oh yes…naughty, naughty Quistis. Thinking about Seifer that way.
I DO NOT!!
Deny it all you want. Maybe I ought to let Seifer in on your little "fantasies." No wonder you're so fond of your whip.
HYNE!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!
You can't kill me remember? I'm kinda…what's the word…IMMORTAL MAYBE???
Oooo trust me, there's got to be a way. And I'll find it and then you'll be in big trouble mister.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You do realize that I hate that laugh of yours right?
………that hurt my feelings.
Good.
I'm telling Seifer!!!
Hyne!!! Stop no! Wait!
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Seifer Almasy sneezed rather violently. Everyone turned to look at him.
"What? Haven't you ever seen a guy sneeze before?" He demanded then turned his attention back outside the window. That was odd…He thought but he did not know the half of it…
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EverShadow: Ok…now that that's out of my system…I'm sure I scarred your minds quite a lot.
Tiger of Blackness: What. The. Hell. Was. That?!!!
EverShadow: Sorry, I couldn't help it. Everyone just loved the Hyne and Quistis funny bits and I dreamt about this scenario so I just couldn't help it.
Tiger of Blackness: Never do this again.
EverShadow: No problem. Now I'll go back to the sad…sad…Seifer stuff. But if you want, I'll include another chapyter like this…only if you reviewers ask for it. EverShadow signing off. Humdedum dum dum…going to get my medication.