the weird sugar war story
chapter 1 the sugar song
5:30 clays room(if you can call it that)
"If he doesnt ask me out soon im going to be forced to ask him out and im not very good at that" said kimiko
"Oh come on im sure he'll say yes and if he doesnt you can always threaten him about telling master fung it was him who burnt the shengong wu vault to the ground" replied clay
"Was it him?"
"Uh i dont know but itll probably work but who knows hey shoosh i hear something"
"I dont know how to ask her dojo and she'll probably say no" said a sad raimundo
"Well you dont know unless you try and you'll probably that boxes of chocolate can quite often work to your advantage" said dojo
"But I dont even know what type of chocolate kimiko likes"
"well if you go now she might be tired enough that she'll say yes just to get you to go away"
"okay ill try it" then raimundo got up and walked out of the room and knocked on kimikos door "hey kimiko you awake"
"yes" she said as she walked out of clays "room"
"what were you doing in clays "room" uh never mind i was wondering if (short pause) you would go (longer pause) with me (yip you guessed it another pause well no not really) to this restaurant tonight with me"
"of course your so cute when you stutter" she said smiling
"Uh great thanks kim" he walked up and kissed her on the cheek "see you at 7:00 bye" he walked into his room and jumped for joy "yippee"
"my work here is done" said clay
"you didnt do anything"
"oh didnt i"
"no"
"well whats your problem you got your date"
"good point" she walks to her room and jumps for joy "yippee"
"hmm unless he wanted her so he could nah"
7:00 front of temple kimiko and raimundo use the golden tiger claws to take them out side of a restaurant they walk in
"reservations" said the guy at the door
"pedreso" said raimundo
"let me check ah yes table 18 over there"
"thank you"
when they get over raimundo says "wait here"
"ok"
she listens to the band playing whatever the song was a few minutes later "this next song is by raimundo pedreso"
"ok this song i wrote myself dedicated to my one true love SUGAR"
dun dun dun " oh i know a thing that is so great
it can make you so loopy
you think gay guys are straight
can you guess
well this is it
the thing so great
it is called SUGAR
dun dun dun dun "sugars so good
sugars so great
i heap it up on my plate
if i could stop
then i still would not
love my sugar any less
i once had a teacher
who was an energy sucking leecher
she didnt know how to have fun
then one day
i turn and say
have some sugar
dun dun dun dun "sugars so good
sugars so great
i heap it up on my plate
if i could stop
then i still would not
love my sugar any less
well she had it in her drink
and then she blinked
she felt something strange
something she hadnt felt in years
she felt happy
dun dun dun dun "sugars so good
sugars so great
i heap it up on my plate
if i could stop
then i still would not
love my sugar any less
now i know
that people say its bad
but so is jumping of a cliff
and compared to people
who dont like sugar
im lay back
relaxed
and theyll probably live less
dun dun dun dun "sugars so good
sugars so great
i heap it up on my plate
if i could stop
then i still would not
love my sugar any less
dun dun dun dun "sugars so good
sugars so great
i heap it up on my plate
if i could stop
then i still would not
love my sugar any less
end song
"yay" clap sharp whistle
"WHAT YOU BROUGHT ME HERE SO YOU COULD SING ABOUT SUGAR"
"Well yeah didnt i
say that"
"NO I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASKING ME OUT AFTER ALL
THESE MONTHS OF PUTTING UP WITH YOUR PRANKS AND ME DROPPING HINTS THE
ONE TIME YOU ASK ME TO GO ANYWHERE ITS SO YOU CAN SING ABOUT SUGAR IM
GOING TO GET YOU"
"uh-oh" raimundo runs out and "golden tiger claws" he yells drops them and runs through the vortex
"ill get you raimundo oh ill get you"
"hey since he left i guess you get his free dinner for the song"
"well then ill have the special
thats the first chapter of the wierd sugar war of course theres no war for a while the second one will have kimiko going around getting people to sign a world wide sugar ban which side do you support sugar or no sugar
please r&r