What could have happened to Prufrock Prep. School without Count Olaf
Chapter 1:Isadora – Klaus
In Isadora's diary,
Well, it's already our Graduation Day. It is the last day to see Klaus. I have not told him how I feel about him. After the ceremony, there is a dance. It's sort of a prom. I am still waiting for Klaus' invite. I bet he would take somebody else. I can't just say ' I love you' in front of him out loud! Oh Klaus if you only knew. How I love you so much. More than the size of the sun. The thing I would wear tonight is a pink gown with beads. I bought a pouch which is has beads and color pink. I hope Klaus can see me in my dress. I read a book from the library. The title was 'How to Enchant Your Man'. How weird was that book in a children's library. Well anyway, I read that book. It said to wear pink to let guys know you're a single girl. So that's why I bought a pink gown. Since Klaus went into my heart I had a hard time measuring. I was the star student in Mrs. Bass' class. I can't concentrate anymore. I want to say "I get so intimidated by your pearly white smile. Your eyes are like crystal clear pools of blue. Your hair is like a wheat field, ever so blonde. " Of course in poem form. See you later. I got to go. Violet is going to teach me how to dance. Goodbye.
In Klaus' diary,
It's the last day I'm going to see Isadora. I hope she understands that I have not asked her to the dance yet. I am so nervous that she will say no. Pink is a color that attracts the Medusoid Mycelium. So I hate pink. I hope Isadora wears something like yellow, or orange. Oh Isadora, if you only knew how hard it is to ask you. "I get so intimidated by your sunshine smile. Your silky skin. Your shiny hazel eyes. Your shiny and smooth black hair. Oh how fine it would be to walk in the aisle of a church with your hand in mine."
Book of Cheesy Lines
I got that from a book. Since Isadora came into my life I can't write poems anymore. I'll try to ask her later. Well, it is just an agony without her in my life. She might get taken by Pierre. The transferee from France. Well goodbye for now. Duncan is going to teach me how to talk to girls without getting intimidated.