Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto in any form shape or fashion. If I did, I would have already killed him and taken Hinata for myself…

Chapter 2. The Training.

The sun was just rising as the new team seven plus one arrived at the bridge. Again, Kakashi was already waiting on them. "Right this way to the training grounds. Everyone look alive, we have a lot to do today."

Naruto secretly wished Kakashi-sensei would fall off the bridge, but no such luck came to him. Finally they arrived at the training grounds, and being pretty much miserable about having to be up and about at such an early hour Naruto began to whine. "So what do we have to do for this special mission sensei?" Naruto started.

"Well, you're going to have to infiltrate the girls dorms." Kakashi said seriously.

"I bet you're loving this." Sasuke accused.

"Not as much as you might think. You four have been enrolled as first year students at the finishing school." Kakashi grinned.

The two boys of the group looked at each other and then at their sensei. "Did I hear you right sensei?" Naruto said in surprise.

"Yes, you did. The four of you have been enrolled in the girl's school." Kakashi said flatly.

Three. Two. One…

"IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, WE'RE BOYS!" Sasuke and Naruto cried in unison.

"Such astute observation skills." Kakashi said sarcastically. "I wonder why you even need a teacher."

Sasuke glared at Kakashi a moment and looked ready to jump their sensei. Naruto was about ready to help.

"I told you. You were selected for this mission for a reason." Kakashi said patiently.

"Why aren't they sending the other kunoichi?" Sakura asked mildly.

"Because the rest of them are currently on assignment, except for you Hinata. We have to have YOUNG girls for this assignment. We can't use just ANY kunoichi." Kakashi said mildly. "Of course, if Sasuke and Naruto aren't feeling up to this "B" ranked mission, I'm sure I could swap them out with Temara and Ino on their "D" ranked missions."

Sasuke growled and Naruto grimaced. "B-rank mission, B-rank mission, B-rank mission…" They said in unison, reminding themselves of why they were there.

"So what do we have to do…" Sasuke said finally.

"Well, Naruto was selected for this mission because we finally found a use for his 'Sexy no Jutsu'." Kakashi said leering openly.

Naruto wanted to faint. He really didn't like this mission.

"That's fine for the idiot, but what am I supposed to do?" Sasuke countered.

"Why isn't it obvious? You're supposed to learn the technique from him." Kakashi said simply.

"WHAT!" Sasuke and Naruto once again cried in unison. "There's no way I'm learning that disgraceful jutsu from that idiot." Sasuke finished.

Naruto was ready to puke. He REALLY didn't like this mission.

"That's not the only reason you two were selected." Kakashi continued. "Even a technique like the 'Sexy no Jutsu' takes a certain amount of chakra. Unfortunately, chakra isn't a limitless supply. You two have the highest chakra reserve of any of the other students. You two will be able to maintain your jutsu for the time required to complete the mission. You could probably go for days."

Naruto looked at Sasuke. He'd never measured to see how long he could keep up the jutsu. He could do a few hours, but all day?

"Still Kakashi-sensei, we're going to need to rest eventually." Naruto said thinking about it.

"That's why Hinata is here. The dorm rooms fit four girls each. We wouldn't be able to send in a team of three and give you any privacy to change back into boys, so we're having to send in a team of four." Kakashi said reasonably.

Three. Two. One…

"YOU MEAN I HAVE TO SHARE A DORM ROOM WITH NARUTO!" Sakura yelled in consternation. Naruto noticed that she hadn't said anything about sharing a room with Sasuke. Hinata had just fainted.

"Yes, you do. For this mission to succeed it is going to require all of you to work together. That's why I'm putting you in charge of this mission, Sakura." Kakashi said smiling at her from under his mask.

"I'm in charge?" Sakura said meekly.

"Yes, you have the most experience dealing with Naruto and Sasuke. They're going to have to pass as young girls, plus you're the brains of this outfit. They're going to need your help channeling and controlling their chakra more effectively in order to be able to go for longer periods without changing back. I don't have to tell you, that if they change back at the wrong moment the entire mission could be blown." Kakashi said seriously. "Think you can handle it?"

Sakura turned to look at Naruto, and Sasuke. "I don't know. They're pretty rough around the edges."

Naruto could feel his eye twitching as he looked at Sakura. He knew Sasuke's eye was too.

Finally, Sasuke had had enough. "There is no way I am going to be taught to act like some… ANNOYING GIRL!" Sasuke shouted finally.

Kakashi sighed. "You have no idea do you."

"What?" Sasuke asked shortly.

"What it means to be a ninja." Kakashi countered. "It's called Steganography, the art of hiding something in plain sight." With that, Kakashi transformed into a puppy. The puppy looked around sniffed himself, then licked himself and walked over to Naruto before trying to pee on Naruto's leg.

"Hey watch it, sensei." Naruto said jumping back.

The puppy then started 'getting fond' of Sasuke's leg.

"Get off pervert!" Sasuke yelled. He kicked the dog and it went flying through the air. In midair, it transformed back into Kakashi who then walked back over to the group.

"Now was that something I would normally do?" Kakashi asked.

"Well, I really don't know about the leg humping thing." Naruto started.

"Very funny Naruto." Kakashi said growling. "The point I'm trying to make is that if you were going to be on the look out for a ninja would you pay attention to a dog that acted like a dog?"

"I guess not." Sasuke conceded reluctantly.

"So if a ninja were disguised as a girl…" Kakashi coaxed.

"You wouldn't notice him as long as he was acting like a normal girl." Naruto finished.

"Precisely. Now show us your jutsu Naruto, but please remain clothed, we don't want Hinata fainting again." Kakashi said.

"Too late." Sakura noted.

Naruto quickly transformed into his female self. He rather liked how she looked. He had studied long and hard to find the most attractive form possible.

Sasuke's eye wouldn't stop twitching as he watched Naruto closely. Naruto decided to have some fun, since Hinata was already out like a light, and walked over coyly to Sasuke. "Don't worry Sasuke, I won't bite." He giggled. "Much."

Sasuke deliberately stepped away and pointed at Naruto. "Just because I have to go along with this doesn't mean I have to like it." Sasuke said defensively.

Naruto pouted for a moment as Sakura helped up Hinata. "Well, don't think it's going to be easy. You'll probably look hideous for your first few tries."

With that, Sasuke transformed. Naruto looked at the vision of female beauty before him and didn't know whether to deck Sasuke, or kiss him. He was still in his customary clothes, but his jacket was bulging out, and his hair was shoulder length with two ponytails running down to mid-back from underneath. He had the most delicious looking lips and…

(A/N: For better visual, think of Marlene Angel from Blue Gender with Black hair. I think there's a pretty good picture of her in the Fanart section of mediaminer)

"Argh. I can't believe you got it on the first try!" Naruto cried in anguish. And I REALLY need to get those thoughts out of my head! Got to remember this is Sasuke, not some raven haired sex goddess.

Sasuke looked over his new body appreciatively. "You know, this might not be so bad after all. I look better than you do Naruto."

"What? No WAY are you better looking than I am!" Naruto shouted back. Hinata was just starting to get back up as he turned to her. "Hinata, which of us is better looking."

"Gone again." Sakura noted dryly as Hinata once again slumped to the ground.

"I do too look better than you do." Sasuke said smugly. "My breasts are even bigger."

"They are not!"

"Are too."

"Are not!"

"Are too."

Kakashi finally stepped between the two new girls trying to placate them. "Now, now, it doesn't matter which of you is prettier as long as you pass for girls and quite frankly, I'm impressed. Besides," Kakashi said copping a feel, "you're both exactly the same size."

Unfortunately, at least for Kakashi, with his hands thus 'predisposed' he was totally unable to block the double punch he got from the two 'boys'. He flew through the air into the water.

"Down again." Sakura noted clinically as Hinata tried to get up, saw the scene, and passed out again.

Finally after a few rounds of fighting each other and trying to beat each other senseless, Kakashi finally got his crew rounded up. "Now for the second part of today's exercise."

"What now?" Sasuke asked acidly. "You want us to mud wrestle for you or something?"

Kakashi spaced out for a moment as if considering it, and then snapped out of it. "No. Now you're going to learn the finer points of… shopping."

Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other again. "B-ranked mission, B-ranked mission, B-ranked mission…"

"What do you want them to shop for?" Sakura asked looking at the two girls in boy clothing having a sneaky suspicion. "We're supposed to be issued school uniforms right?"

"That's correct Sakura. However, the boys are going to need some clothes for when you aren't in uniform. Here's a list of clothes that they'll need. The client is paying for the tab for this shopping spree, so you'll probably want to take the opportunity to get some appropriate clothing for yourselves as well. Make sure they have everything they need," Kakashi moved over to catch Hinata. "…and they'll need the basics. Socks, shoes, braspantiesandmakeup." Kakashi cried as he caught Hinata half way down this time.

"Wait a minute, I didn't catch that last part." Sasuke said slowly. Naruto was getting a sinking feeling in stomach and it had NOTHING to do with Kyuubi.

"The school uniform is a skirt. It's not going to look right if the two of you are wearing boxers underneath. You're also going to need to keep those things from shaking around everywhere." Kakashi said pointing as he finally gave up and just dropped Hinata.

"Sakura, you take Sasuke and walk him through getting some clothes. Naruto, you take Hinata with you when she wakes up." Kakashi said finally. "We'll meet back here tomorrow and set out. Remember, you too. I don't want anything jeopardizing my spying… I mean our mission, so if I catch either of you with male clothes packed in your bags tomorrow, I'll make you walk to Summer Lake naked."

The three conscious members of team seven nodded and Sakura and Sasuke set out. Naruto sat down next to Hinata and tried to wake her up…