AN:my sister told me told me to do this story in double space, so in her honor guess what!!! It is!!! If you don't like it, live with it. I hope you like it.
Disclaimer: look, I don't own LotR or Little Hero of Holand. I don't even want the credit for those stories. I don't want to be known for a book in which almost all the characters are gay or bi. I only like Tolkein because it has a cool setting, and because it is like a alternate reality.
The Dwarf Who Tried to Save His Village
This story beguins like all stories. So basically once upon a time there was a village no one ever heard of in who knows what country. Any hoot the only thing that differed this village from any other was a brick dike to prevent the village from being flooded by who knows what body of water. In this village lived a dwarf named Gimli who loooooooooooooooooved Taco Bell bean burritos. One day Gimli was walking home after getting a burrito. While walking home he notices a hole in the dike, and knowing that a hole could flood the village he decides he must take action, so he says…
"There's a hole in the wall! I must do something!" So he sticks his finger in the wall. After a while his finger is sore, he's tired, and he's got to fart. He tried to hold it, but try as he might he, well, EXPLODES!!! And blows down the wall and all the people in the village drown.
The End
Moral: If your trying to prevent floods, remember to take Beano.
woah! Short. Hopefully good though. Review to tell me. Please? Also if you have any ideas for a tale tell me and any characters you want tort- ahem write about. REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!