Well, I got a lot of reviews that put me in a good mood and decided to further my ficcage for ya! In this installment, Luscious makes some 'improvements' on the Death Eater costumes! LEATHER HO!

Enjoy!

3 Raye

THE SECRET LIFE OF LUSCIOUS MALFOY

Part Two!

Luscious grumbled at being 'kicked out' of the meeting; he could really get to know that Frederic Boot on a more personal level… Oh well. His services would be of better use in a different way.

As he had been staying with his brother for a while, Luscious had learned many things about the Dark Lord's forces; including where they summoned their Death Eater clothing from. What dreary and drab 'supervillain' outfits they wore! Who in their right minds would be intimidated by a bunch of hooded men! Pfft! They weren't a gang or anything; they were the future leaders of the world! He summoned some supplies and started to work.

When a call-to-arms interrupted their meeting, the Death Eaters in Malfoy's parlor did the spell to acquire their Death Eater robes. Once the gray smoke was gone, they were horrified to find each other in

"LEATHER PANTS!" Lucius roared. "What in the bloody Hell happened to our robes?" No sooner did he ask than the answer came to him. "LUSCIOUS!"

Luscious came in smiling with his own set of leather pants and asphyxiation mask. Very S&M chic.

"Yes, brother?" He sang sweetly.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO OUR ROBES!"

"Improved them." Luscious rolled his eyes. "Mmn… You all look so much more deliciously evil in these clothes…" He licked Boot's leather arm cuff, making the man jump back with a yelp.

"Put them back the way they were!" Lucius roared. "NOW!"

"Pfft! No way! These outfits are WAY better!" He protested. "Besides, young Draco goes back to Hogwarts today so you may be able to get Narcissa to-"

"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THAT SUBJECT!" Lucius thundered. "You are a DISGRACE to the family name of Malfoy and I want you OUT OF MY HOME!"

"But brother, dear," Luscious imitated his brother's drawl. "With all I know of the Dark Lord's plans, you wouldn't want me to… Oh, I dunno, accidentally let something slip to Kingsley Shacklebolt in a fit of mad, passionate love-making- would you?" He smirked the classic Malfoy smirk.

Lucius scowled. "Right. Leather it is. For now." He glared at his brother. "We have to attend to our Lord!" He snapped to the others and they all disapparated.

"Now if only I could get those Hogwarts uniforms to change somehow…" Luscious walked out of the parlor and to the gardens to ponder.

Well, here is part two! I wasn't planning on writing more, but alas, I have! I hope you enjoyed! This chapter is dedicated to all of you who reviewed! Hope you liked it!

3 Raye