A/N: ok, these are notes that they passed to each other in class and has anyone got any ideas what my teachers name can be? R+R
Ch2: Note Names
Shadow how you doing? Made any new friends yet? That Espio guy you got stuck with isn't trying anything is he?
Signo I'm fine Shadow, yeah; I've made a few new mates and enemies too. Lilly the
Dog
RacOOnboY you have a nice arse
Signo who was that to and who wrote it?
RacOOnboY it was I, Zak the racoon. You must have a note passing name, you know, so if the teacher confiscates it they don't know who's writing
Shadow what did I tell you about trying to pull my sister!
Signo you can try and pull me all you want but you have to be pretty special to go out with me.
Ninjakid what are you talking about?
Chaos masta that's your note name? Ninjakid?
Ninjakid you can talk Signo, sorry, Chaos masta!
Chaos masta shut up Espio
Bigjaws what is with you two? You sound like you've been married two years!
Ninjakid like she would marry me Vector
ULF YOU KEEP AWAY FROM SIGNO YOU GIT OR I'LL TEAR YOU APART!
Ninjakid who's Ulf?
RacOOnboY that's Shadow. Apparently it stands for ultimate life form
Chaos masta what's wrong with the gut sat next to Stumpy?
RacOOnboY hey Sonic the fit girl with the fit arse next to Ninjakid wants to know what's up with you
Ineedafitgirl well guess! I came here hoping to get put with a fit lass and I get stuck with a hyperactive tree stump
Chaos masta you need a fit girl? What do you specify as fit?
Ineedafitgirl that girl next to Ninjakid with the nice arse or the lass next to Bigjaws
Chaos masta why does everyone always say that!
Ninjakid dumb ass. You were just writing to the fit lass next to me!
Ineedafitgirl I was? She seemed like a nice lass doesn't she?
ULF DON'T YOU DARE TRY ANYTHING!
Chaos masta shut up Shadow, I can look after myself, I'm not a slappa like Lilly the dog.
Bigjaws OOOH! Feisty!
Perfecthair how dare you, I'm not a slappa!
RacOOnboY trust a chav like you to have a stupid name like Perfecthair
Ineedafitgirl at least Chaos masta doesn't have a dumb name like that one
Chaos masta introduce me to your friends then, guy in need of a 'fit' girl
Bigjaws Ninjakid would 'introduce' you to his 'friends' anytime!
Chaos masta that was dirty minded
Blackdeath you lot are crazy!
Chaos masta tell me bout it. You're mouse boy aint you?
Blackdeath I guess you could say that. You're the girl with the nice arse aint you?
Chaos masta I guess you could say that
Fleacircus what's with the flirting? Hey you're the one with the nice arse- will you give us a snog?
Chaos masta bugger off. And don't say that about me!
Ninjakid leave her alone Funny. Pass the paper to Flip will ya!
Pancake hi, you're the new kid aren't you?
Chaos masta finally! I lad that didn't mention my arse in their first sentence! Cool name- Pancake I mean.
Pancake yours is cool too
Chaos masta thanks
Perfecthair Oooh, Chaos masta getting it off with Pancake!
Fleacircus will you give us a snog?
Blackdeath she's a chav Fleacircus, besides, that comment wasn't even funny
Fleacircus chav bitch
Ninjakid get lost and stop nicking the paper Perfecthair
RacOOnboY so Chaos masta how many guys have managed to pull you?
ULF NONE! AND YOU WON'T BE ANY DIFFERENT!
Ineedafitgirl shut it Ulf. I'd like to take the challenge!
Bigjaws sorry Ineedafitgirl but that's Ninjakid's job, in more ways than one. Ha ha!
Ninjakid shut it bigmouth
Bigjaws it's Bigjaws
RacOOnboY stop arguing, we're suppost to be showing the guys to Chaos masta
Bigjaws stop being so touchy
Ninjakid stop being so stupid
Fleacircus SHUT UP!
Chaos masta what's this dance thing at the end of the week then?
RacOOnboY oh, it's where everyone gets dressed up and gets dates and dance
Chaos masta Dates?
RacOOnboY yeah it's where a boy and a girl go…………
Chaos masta I know what one is, but how am I gonna get a date for Friday?
ULF simple- YOU DON'T GO
Fleacircus stop being a spoil sport Ulf.
Blackdeath I'll be your date Chaos masta
Ineedafitgirl read my name- you're that fit girl, I'll be your date
Ninjakid I'm her date so get lost!
Chaos masta what should I do? I've got three lads asking me to dance- hey, I've just remembered- no one has ever asked me to dance before
RacOOnboY you're kidding right?
ULF no she's not actually
Ninjakid well she's going to the dance now, with me!
Blackdeath what about me?
Ineedafitgirl and me? I need that fit booty of hers in my hand so I can squeeze it!
Chaos masta if you're gonna say stuff like that there's no way I'll pick you! I never snogged anyone either
Ninjakid I'll gladly be your first!
Ineedafitgirl lasses aren't in you Ninjakid- they don't like you.
Chaos masta well I'm a lass and I like him
Fleacircus get in there Ninjakid! Next they'll be hiding in the closet together-lucky brat
Chaos masta I just said I like him I didn't say I'd go in the closet with him!
Ninjakid I wouldn't mind though
Pancake I know how you can choose who to take Chaos masta
Chaos masta spout it then
Pancake see who treats you the nicest this week then pick one the day before the dance
RacOOnboY that would be like a competition
Chaos masta that's a great idea!
Ninjakid I'm definitely up for it!
Blackdeath me too!
Ineedafitgirl anyway I can get my hands on that fit boo………I mean fit girl I'll do it!
Espio, Mousey and Sonic shook hands. Shadow glared at them angrily, Signo told Flip how great his idea was and then she gave Zak a huge hug . Espio, Mousey and Sonic looked on in envy and Shadow became angry- as usual.
A/N: so was it funny or not? Here's who every one was in case you didn't get it.
RacOOnboY was Zak the racoon; Ninjakid was Espio the chameleon; Chaos masta was Signo the hedgehog; Bigjaws was Vector the crocodile; ULF was Shadow the hedgehog; Ineedafitgirl was Sonic the hedgehog; Perfecthair was Lilly the rabbit; Blackdeath was Mousey the mouse; Fleacircus was Funny the flea; and Pancake was Flip the badger. PLEASE R+R!