A Bunny In Glass Slippers
by Sailor Fantasy
Chapter 3: Lost Bunny Found.
Disclaimer: Perhaps if I lose enough teeth, the tooth fairy will stop being so cheap and give me some real money! Weiss Kreuz, Sailor Moon, Gundam Wing, Prozac, and Fushigi Yuugi do not belong to me. Also, due to popular belief, it is believed that I own Pokemon, Digimon, and Gravitation. Well, apologies to those that did... I don't.
AN: Yes, my readers, I live!!! Sorry it took so long to get this out.. I had exams ! This is such crap! *sighs* But anyways, I got exempt from my Spanish and Global II midterms! Yay!...even though I did bad English last semester (so what if I didn't hand in two homeworks?! Reading notes my ass!), I'm still gonna pass that midterm with some extreme high marks! GO ME!!!
AN2: Unfortunately, (or fortunately?), I will not update this fic until I update All's Fair in Love and War. Which it should be updated by today or tomorrow... so all you guys can stop hounding me! No need for maiming, Jenny-chan! Also, another chapter to "The Meowth Sex Scandal"... Glad you guys like it!
Special Thanks to: My muse Leirbag Rex! *sniffles* He truly did *not* inspire me at all. He went out of town, leaving me helpless to my horrible imagination...(drew Quatre in Shuichi's ((Gravitation)) short shorts ) I'm horrible! Please give him a good hard kick in the shins for me in your reviews. Also to all my reviewers! At least THEY inspire me! *glares at a whistling Leirbag Rex* Grrr... Thank you Sailor Ronin Usa-chan for your kind words ^^! I really do try to keep them all in character...though sometimes Ken, Usagi, and Quatre slips in and out...especially in this chapter...-.-;;;
Warnings: The story is a bit slow at the beginning, sorry folks. It gets better. Also...possible Ken, Omi, Usagi, Seiryuu, and/or (most definitely) Quatre OOC. ^^;;;; You'll see why for Quatre. Also, some language and hentai references. Especially in The Meowth Sex Scandal... the name says it all.
Quote of the Update: Two homeworks!? But she passes everything else with 90's and 100's!? How the hell did she get an 87!?!?! What the hell is wrong with you?! Explain yourself, Mister! ~Brought to you by my mother.
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'Ken-kun really needs some anger management class,' thought Omi unconsciously as he watched Ken attack the broken carriage...or tried to watch, at least. It seemed Quatre-kun needed some classes also...first aid classes, that is. Omi had bandages where they weren't even needed. He looked like the Mummy, for Christ sake!
"Damn it!" Ken kicked the broken wheel of said broken carriage for the umpteenth time. "Damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it!"
"Calm down, Ken-kun," Omi soothed, unwrapping some of the bandages off his uninjured arm and making sure Quatre wasn't looking. Nope, the boy was busy looking towards the carriage, a worried expression on his brow. "We'll find her...I just know it." The statement was for all of them, including himself. It was his fault that Usagi was captured in the first place. If only he could've fended off those hoodlums until help arrived.... He looked at his shoes. Poor Usagi-chan...
Ken calmed down. Omi was right. They needed a straight head for this type of thing. But there was one thing he just couldn't get. "Why kidnap Usagi- san? It's not like she was important or anything..."
Trowa frowned; true as it might've been literally, Usagi meant a hell of a lot to him even if he didn't admit it. "Usagi-chan was in an elegant carriage. Of course they would think she be of some royalty type." He almost chuckled at a princess Usagi, tripping down the stairs in a hurry to get to some glamourous ball. He turned away from the group to hide his small smile. "They probably did it for some sort of ransom."
Ken frowned. "Ransom?" He wasn't too sure if Yohji-sama would be willing to pay a high ransom for a low level servant. No, Ken corrected himself, he wasn't sure if *Crawford-sama* would allow Yohji-sama to pay a high ransom for a low level servant, being his council and all. "I think we should handle this on our own, guys, and not have Yohji-sama find out about this. Crawford-sama would have our hides if he found out about this."
"It's not like he's not going to know anyhow," argued Omi, beginning to unwrap his other arm. "Crawford-sama can see the future too, remember?" He sighed as Ken went into another hissing fit with the carriage wheel. Not that he couldn't blame him of course. Omi had only been beaten once by Crawford-sama for stealing clothes for his little sister Ouka, and it was not an experience he'd like to go through again. He shivered; he could still feel the steel whippings against his back...
"Still, it'd be less trouble not to tell them. Besides," huffed Ken, kicking the wheel one more time. Kicking the wheel was sort of fun...like soccer! He let a smile grace his features. "This is all Yohji no baka's fault anyway!"
Omi gasped. "Ken-kun!" he cried, appalled. No matter what, Yohji was their master, and they were to always respect him...even though most of the time he was less than 'respectful' and 'decent' around them.
"It's true! If Yohji-sama hadn't decided to be all fancy, Usagi-san wouldn't be in this mess! This is all *his* fault!" Ken stomped his foot in triumph on top of the wheel and it finally broke. Ken tripped and fell.
"That's not how Crawford-sama would see it," warned Omi, taking the patch off his eye. "He'd tell Yohji-sama everything..."
"Where's Luna-chan?" asked Quatre abruptly. He was tired of talk. He stood up from off the wheel he had been sitting on and walked toward the disaster area. Trowa and Ken followed suit.
"Who?" asked Ken, trying to keep up with the quick Quatre.
"Usagi-chan's cat," said Quatre, almost automatically. "Where is she? Luna?" he called, looking through the wreckage. "Here, girl..." Quatre seemed lost without Usagi by his side. But perhaps having a piece of her would fill his heart up a bit.... he missed his light.
Ken sweatdropped. Was this kid nuts? First he finds him and the tall kid in the back of the carriage when they finally found Omi-kun and the carriage (not knowing where the hell they came from), then the whole weird explanation on how they had to help their 'best friend', and now the kid was calling for a cat. "Umm... Quatre-kun...perhaps you should sit down..."
"Luna-chan?" Quatre called again, this time hearing a scratch against what appeared to be wood. His eyes widened as he spotted the handmade blanket he had made for Usagi years ago near what used to be the carriage door. He ran over to it, and lifted the blanket.
Under the blanket, was a slightly ruffled (but still alive) Luna. Quatre held her in his arms for a long time. Luna purred. Much better than being under a glass window...
"Luna," Quatre whispered, holding the cat close to his lips. "Usagi-chan's gone missing...do you think you can track her down?"
Luna looked him straight in the eye that plainly said 'Do I look like a bloodhound to you?'
Meanwhile, Ken, Trowa, and Omi were watching the scene, slightly distraught. What to do with a crazy Quatre? Sure, the boy was just as sweet as Omi-kun, but right now, he wasn't exactly on the same page as the rest of them. Just as they were ready to abandon ship (a.k.a Quatre), he smiled running to them.
"Hey guys! Luna thinks she's got a lead!" he cheered happily, grabbing Trowa and Ken by the arms. "Let's go!" Both Ken and Trowa shared a look that said 'Why us?', but this being their only lead, sighed and let the love-crazed blond drag them after Luna, leaving a slightly bemused Omi behind. Sighing, Omi shook his head and prayed to Selene Usagi-chan was all right.
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In the Heavens, a heated Seiryuu was being teased by a smitten Selene and Suzaku. He growled as Selene blew a raspberry at him. How dare this mortal not pray to him when his ancestors had before? He'll smite this human!
"Looks like one of your great worshipers have turned to me instead, Seir- chan," crooned Selene. "Figures. I am, of course, the better choice."
In the background, Suboshi can be seen sweatdropping and shaking his head back an forth. "I thought I taught them all well..."
Next to him, Amiboshi stands proud. "Well, at least my descendant hasn't said anything to piss the gods off."* At Suboshi's inquiring look, he shrugs. "Been hanging around Tasuki too long?"
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Duo frowned as he stared at the long haired sleeping blonde on the cot *he* usually slept on. 'Only temporarily,' Nagi had said. 'Until the ransom money comes in.' What ransom money? Duo snorted. This ragamuffin didn't even look worth the time. She looked just as lowly as him!
'Don't let looks fool you, kitten,' Schuldich's voice echoed in his head. 'This could be just a disguise to fool us... she's beautiful enough to be a princess.'
'Beauty doesn't count. Any woman can be beautiful,' Duo snapped, irritated. He hadn't had his nap yet, thanks to the meatball head currently occupying his bed. 'And just as well, this could be some sort of sham. What sort of princess comes in an exquisite carriage but has rags on? I don't know, sounds a little too fishy to me.'
'Point well taken,' another voice intruded, Nagi's no doubt. 'But still, can we afford to let her go? Not many people cross this way, so money is hard to come by. You know that, Duo.'
Duo sighed in defeat and leaned in his chair against the wall. 'Fine, fine...but how long is she going to sleep in my cot? I want my Z's too.'
Duo could almost FEEL Nagi rolling his eyes. 'Stop complaining. When the money starts coming in, you'll be getting a new bed.' Duo, knowing this was where Nagi's word limit of the day ended, didn't reply. Instead he picked up a stick nearby and began twirling it around his fingers.
'So, Mastermind...what am I supposed to do now? I'm bored.'
The nasal voice chuckled, which meant that the idea he was thinking of could Not Be Good. 'Hmm...I'm sure you can think of *something* you can do with the blond kitten... when was the last time you got some, Duo-chan?' Duo's eyes widened as he fell out of his chair, cutting off all mental ties with Schuldich (a trick he was grateful Nagi taught him). Unfortunately, he hadn't been quick enough to cut the connection, since he still caught some of the telepath's laughter through their link. Grumbling and blushing like a drunken man, Duo looked towards the young girl, then towards the stick. He let a cruel smile come across his lips. If he had to suffer through Schuldich's teasing, then he would make sure he wasn't alone...
Duo walked over to the girl taking the stick with him. Bending down, he pushed his face closer to hers, noting how pretty she was. He let the stick trail her body–which, he noticed, was quite well developed for being as young as she was–until he found a point where he wanted to penetrate. He smirked ruthlessly, and began his attack.
Poke. Poke. Poke.
The girl giggled in her sleep as Duo continued his onslaught. He poked a bit harder and she yelped. He dug the stick a bit deeper and her eyes popped open. Usagi took one look at Duo and screamed.
"ITTTTAAAAAAIIIII!!!!"
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Luna sniffed at the dust, feeling this was the lowest point of her nine lives. How could she be downgraded like this? To a dog level? Quatre owed her big time for this...
"Luna-chan? Are you all right up there?" asked Quatre, still dragging Trowa and Ken along for the ride. Ken had passed out a while back when he had saw some sort of mirage of a forty cats pointing to the East and meowing something about a thousand thieving nights...or was it a thousand thieving cats meowing about forty nights? Either way, Ken was no use to them, and if it weren't for Omi's and Quatre's pleadings and beggings, Trowa would've left him behind a mile ago.
"Quatre-kun, are you sure this is a good plan?" asked Omi, for the millionth time. He glanced wearily at the left. He swore he saw that same cactus three miles ago...
"Hai. Do you have any other plans?" If it weren't Quatre and Trowa who had said it, Omi would have thought it was pretty harsh. But coming from Quatre, it had sounded extremely sincere. He sighed, and shook his head.
"Iie," he admitted, wiping from the sweat from his brow. "I just wish the sun would stop beaming on us..." As if accordance to what he said, it began to rain, very hard. Trowa's eye twitched. Five minutes ago, there was not a cloud in the sky, but now it was raining? Someone up there really didn't like Omi...
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Back in the Heavens...
"So the mortal wants rain? I'll give him rain! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Selene gives Suzaku "The Look". He blushes. "I forgot to give him his Prozac today?"
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Duo sighed as Usagi wailed her heart out under his blanket. He hoped that his cot didn't soak too bad...
"Listen, I said I was sorry. Why won't you forgive me?" Usagi only wailed louder.
"Y-you H-hurt M-m-m-Meeeeeee!!! It Huuurrrrtttttssss! WAAAAAAHHHHH!" Duo covered his delicate ears. It was too early in the morning for this, and it wasn't fair that Schuldich and Nagi had left him for watch so they could patrol. Duo snorted. Patrol his ass. Schuldich was getting boozed while Nagi was making sure he didn't go overboard–with spending the money, of course. The young boy could careless of what happened to Schuldich.
But back with his situation... "I ONLY POKED YOU IN THE EAR!!!"*
Usagi screamed at the top of her lungs. "IT STILL HURTS!!!" Duo sighed.
"Listen, I'll give you something to eat if you shut up," he bargained, standing up. He was hungry too. His stomach growled in agreement, and as if in response, Usagi's stomach roared. He looked at her with wide eyes as she blushed.
"Guess we got a deal..."
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Ken was ready to crack.
But maybe, just maybe, he was going to help crack Quatre-kun's skull first.
Okay, sure. The young man wasn't known to be violent with people; hell, he was known to be more generous than most of the others back at Yohji-sama's manor. But lines had to be drawn sometimes, and Quatre had just made a field goal on both opposition lines–both Ken's and Trowa's–and was still running like a madman. First, they go on what seemed to him a wild-goose chase–or in this case, wild cat chase. Then he faints, and then it begins raining. The he wakes back up, and it's still raining *with* thunder. And they were still following the damn cat...Omi was being too damn nice ...and Trowa? Ken took one wild look at the stoic Trowa. Trowa was just too damn quiet. Ken saw it very fit to go on a massacre run just about now...
And he was about to too, before Quatre yelled "There! Look! Up ahead!" They looked up ahead, and all saw a small cabin up ahead. Quatre smiled. "Thank Seiryuu we got here alive!"
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Seiryuu whooped as Selene pouted. "Guess I can't have them all..."
Suzaku frowned. "What about me...?"
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Usagi laughed as Duo made a funny face with the carrot sticks. "And this is what happens when you eat vegetables, Usagi-chan!" He stuffed them up his nose and Usagi began another fit of laughter as tears rolled down her cheeks.
"Too...hahhahaaha...Funny...Duo-chan!" In front of her, endless candy wrappings and delicate goodies that were 'hilariously' all marked blatantly with "Schuldich's: Don't Touch!" on them. Duo explained that "Schuldich" wanted them to be eaten since he wrote "Don't Touch". Perfectly good logic, if Duo didn't say so himself. "So, and um err... furthermore, he didn't say Don't Eat. So there's nothing wrong in what we just did."
Usagi chuckled weakly, wiping a tear from her eye. No one she had met before had been THIS funny...not even the sometimes clumsy Ken-kun was *this* funny... Usagi's eyes widened. Ken-kun?! "Hey!" Usagi snapped, narrowing her eyes at Duo and all the laughter done. "What did you guys do to my friends, anyway!?"
Duo sighed and sunk into his seat. And things were going so well too... He was even beginning to like her!
'Like her too much, chibi, and we won't be able to have a ransom. Don't put emotional value on things you can't have.'
Duo shrugged; he didn't care. At least he got to share Schuldich's 'rare and priceless' chocolates with someone. It felt good to share—especially in bad deeds. Nagi wouldn't have done it; the kid had a severe stick up his ass.
"Well!?" Usagi demanded leaning across the table and into Duo's face. "Where's Quatre-chan, Trowa-chan, Omi-kun, and Ken-kun!?" She knew she did not have to worry about Trowa—he could very well take care of himself—but it still didn't stop her from worrying. No matter how much the boy scared her with his silent attitudes... he was still very attractive and seemed a bit more caring when he's asked to prove it. They even followed her to make sure she'd be okay at Yohji-sama's Manor... her lips curved into a smile. Now if those weren't true friends, she didn't know what was.
For a fleeting moment, Duo had the urge to pull a Schuldich and kiss the girl. What, with her full soft-looking lips curved into a pretty grin and all and... Duo leaned forward and took the girl's lips with his.
Usagi was shocked, to say the least. She was even more shocked when Duo was pulled away from her by a furious Trowa with a dangerous looking knife. Behind him, Ken had some rope, and Omi was yelling warnings that these weren't just any 'ordinary' bandits. Quatre held Usagi's hand, a small smile of relief gracing his face. Usagi stared at Duo, still, as Quatre began to soothe her.
"Don't worry, Usagi-chan. Everything's okay now that you're with us–!"
"I can't believe you!" she cried out, snatching her arm out of a hurt Quatre's and stomping over to Duo. She pointed a finger straight at the solemn boy's face. "You may go around kissing people you capture but I don't!" She began to tear up. "That was my first kiss!"
"It was mine too!"
There was a brief silence, leaving Ken, Omi, Quatre, and Trowa to their own thoughts. But nearly everyone in the room had the main trail of 'He kissed Usagi!?'
But, of course, silences in this story always get remedied by something bizarre and shocking happening, and at this moment, a smirking Schuldich walked in, Nagi right behind him.
"Ah, well well well...look's like we just stumbled upon your rescue team, Usa-hime." Usagi blinked, and looked at the man curious. She had never seen them before!
"Hey! How do you know my name?"
"Does it matter?" Schuldich held all the boys' thoughts at bay as he made his way over to Usagi. He grinned at her. "You are a valuable prize, hime. Your prince, or king is going to want you back soon."
"Hime?" asked Usagi, confused. "Prince? King? Are you crazy? I'm just a servant going to Yohji-sama's Manor!"
Before Schuldich could go into a cursing rage, before Ken could smirk in triumph, before Duo could say "I told you so!", and before Nagi could sigh and say "Idiots," a distinctive neigh could be heard right outside before the door was bust opened by a white haired young man with scars...Farfarello. Everyone seemed to shudder—even those who didn't know him. Anyone can tell a crazy person, and from the look the man had on his face, he was more than beyond the "Loco Train". Behind him, a man in a yellow Armani suit—who knew Armani existed in this time?—and slightly lavender shirt* walked in, smirking and wiping his eyeglasses. It only took a second for Omi and Ken to realize who it was.
"Crawford-sama," they whispered in unison; even the fear was equal.
"Hello," he greeted them coldly. "Seems you even fail in the simplest projects, Mr. Hideka...." Ken blushed. "But you, Tsukinyo, I'm surprised in. I thought that beating when you were younger would've taught you something..."
"Hey wait a minute!" Usagi's voice cut him off, and he tured to glare at the younger girl. She glared right back. "Get a clue, Jack!* These men kidnaped me! Omi-kun and Ken-kun should be honored as heroes!"
"For saving lowly servants like yourself?" he scoffed. He turned to Omi and Ken. "As for you two...thanks to your friend here, you'll be 'honored' as heroes alright." Omi, Ken, and Usagi all felt chills freeze their backs. What did *that* mean?
Bradley turned to the still cursing Schuldich, the glaring Duo, and the silent Nagi. Duo had sneaked up next to Schuldich while all the talk had been going on. "And as for you three, there's been a bounty on your heads for the longest.... and I intend to take it. Guards! Seize—!"
Bradley stopped as he was thrown into the wall, and the three made a break for it. Guards stopped at the doorway, looking confused. "Duh...what?"
"Seize them!"
"Seize who?"
"Mastermind, Prodigy, and Shinigami!" The guards looked at Bradley bewildered.
"But they're not here!" Bradley seem to stiffen a moment before growling under his breath and finally standing up.
"Forget it. We won't be able to capture them now..." He turned to the guards once more. "Seize the men and the girl. Make sure she is brought to my carriage so we don't have any other escapades we might have to endure.... Farfarello, come drive my carriage." He walked out, Farfarfello obediently following, Usagi felt a brush against her leg and bent down and smiled.
"Luna-chan!"
"Let us go!" Ken fought against the guards to no avail. Quatre and Trowa just went along; as long as Usagi was nearby, they needn't worry. Omi didn't bother to fight either. "Let us go!"
"Let them go!" Usagi demanded, stomping up to one of the guards. The guard pushed her into another guard and he grabbed her.
"You heard Crawford-sama, take her to him. We got the rest of these..." The guard nodded and began walking the struggling Usagi towards Crawford's Carriage. The redhead bent his head next to her ear.
"Gomen," he whispered sadly. "I wish there was something I could do... but orders are orders." He gave her a gentle push into the carriage, but Usagi stayed where she was. "Go on, you don't want to get in trouble, do you?" His voice wasn't gentle, it was deep and a bit soothing. Usagi turned back around to get a better look at him. Mysterious lavender tinted eyes blinked back at her.
"Why are you being so nice to me?" she questioned.
"Because I had a sister your age. You remind me of her..." He sighed, a sad smile on his face. "Please go on. I don't want you to get into any trouble."
Usagi nodded and turned back around towards the carriage. "What's your name?"
The young man thought for a bit. "Aya. But you can call me Ran."
Usagi smiled gratefully at the young man but before she could walk in he grabbed her hand. She blushed. "What's yours?" he asked... well, more like stated. Usagi smiled.
"Usagi, but you can call me Usagi-chan." He nodded and left while she made way into the carriage. Bradley was sipping on some tea, in a corner, so she took the seat furthest away from him. He didn't seem to mind; in fact, he seemed to move more towards the corner he was sitting at. In the background, wild winnies and crazed laughs could be heard. Sighing, she leaned back into the chair. She was starting to miss the laughs with Duo- kun...
'Oh, don't worry, hime... we'll find you again soon...you won't be alone anymore...' Before she could ask Bradley if he had heard the nasal sounding accented voice, she fainted and fell into the deep darkness of her dreams and someone's laughter...
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What a long ass Chapter. Here are what those single stars meant... And beneath that, we have The Meowth Sex Scandal.
1) This would make Omi Quatre's cousin like twelve times removed ^^;;... They're just so nice, they must be related somehow!
2)I had this done to me a couple of times...but by my brothers. It was ticklish to me at first, but as soon as they dug deep enough with that damn cutip (sp?)... I was ready to kill...
3) In episode 14 of the regular Weiss Kreuz (I only saw two episodes... 2 and 14 ), I saw Bradley wearing this outfit. So that's the one I wrote about.
4)I got this from Usagi when she met Prince Diamond for the second time in his lair (Episode Diamond in the Rough)
And now for the long awaited...
The Meowth Sex Scandal (cont'd)
Judge Haruka's eye was twitching. At her side, her mallet lay broken, long forgotten.
"Gray pants with a green jacket!? What the hell is wrong with you?! It could've been black or dark green slacks but noooo....it just happened to be gray! You have the worst fashion sense in the world!"*
"Fashion? Ha! Like you're any better Miss I-Like-To-Wear-Short-Skirts-In- Public! Who puts on nail polish to put on some gloves afterwards*?! That makes no sense! And besides that, what's up with the odangos? They make you look like a 6 year old! Not to mention you act just like one!"
This had been going on for about an hour now, each side defending each other's sense of fashion, kissing, love-making... Haruka groaned. This couldn't be happening to her. No way...not in her courtroom.
Gatoman's claws were itching to wipe the toupee right off Mamoru's head to reveal his true age. He had promised her the case and the money, but instead he was concentrating on defending his own manhood. Gatoman slapped her forehead. These people were dumber than her humans back home... and that was considering a lot, since Tai and Davis lived there.
Meowth, however, was enjoying himself. He had seen these types of arguments between James and Jesse before. They always started out the same, then Jesse would pull out a frying pan and hit James with it before dragging him into the next bedroom. Meowth looked at his lawyer. Funny, she didn't look like the type to carry around a frying pan.
And speaking of James and Jesse...
"Are you guys gonna help me escape or what?"
"I don't see why we should help," huffed Jesse, pulling her Dick Tracy hat lower, "You're the one that did her."
"I already told ya, I didn't!" he defended, stretching his claws. "She's just lyin' because she's mad her show is on the Family Channel now and ours is on Cartoon Network!"
Jesse groaned. "So why didn't she just go after Yu-Gi-Oh?"
Meowth snorted. "Well, duh, that's obvious. She has a crush on Kaiba...even though he sleeps with Yami."*
"Oh."
"ENOUGH!" Judge Haruka's voice boomed into the courtroom just as Gatoman swiped off Mamoru's toupee. Mamoru squealed like a school girl as his shiny bald head glistened.
Usagi died laughing. Haruka turned her head to deviously laugh in her hands. She knew that twenty bucks would come in handy...thank God for a crooked Gatoman. Mamoru wouldn't stand a chance with Usagi now!
Mamoru stood up; toupee in hands with the rest of his pride. "I'm Leaving," he informed the courtroom like the drama drag queen he was before taking out his rose and cane and swishing his cape to make his grand exit. Well, that was before he tripped out the window. Gatoman's jaw dropped.
"Who's my lawyer now?!" she cried out. She needed this money; badly. She didn't want to live with that slut Kari anymore! She barely got any sleep already what with Davis *and/or* T.K. there every night...
"I'll be your lawyer, na no da!" a voice called out, running up the lane with his wild green hair. "Me and Kuma-chan will represent you, na no da!"
And then, all of a sudden, Haruka felt the world was against her. She was always working with idiots. And now she had two rabbits on her hands as if one wasn't enough. Someone up there really didn't like her.
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Up above...
Suzaku cried as Selene drooled over a male-dressed Haruka. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
*** 1) This is Darien's normal attire, if you haven't noticed. Green jacket, black shirt, gray slacks, and black polished shoes. What. A. Big. Cookie. (Sorry. It's just that I despise his outfits so much, I love to pick on him. I have no problems with Darien as a person... well, maybe a little. When he broke up with Usa-chan over a dream, that really pissed me off.)
2) Does anyone notice that every time the girls transform, right before they put on the gloves, they put on nail polish?! What the hell Is up with that?!
3) For some odd reason, every girl I know is attracted to Seto Kaiba. Not that I can blame them... but I say he's head over heels for Yami/Yugi...hmmm....now this could become interesting...*laughs evilly as Yu-Gi-Oh/Sailor Moon crossover fic draws itself in her mind* HAHAHAHA!!! YOUR FATE IS MINE, KAIBA-SAMA!!!
Hoped you guys liked.
by Sailor Fantasy
Chapter 3: Lost Bunny Found.
Disclaimer: Perhaps if I lose enough teeth, the tooth fairy will stop being so cheap and give me some real money! Weiss Kreuz, Sailor Moon, Gundam Wing, Prozac, and Fushigi Yuugi do not belong to me. Also, due to popular belief, it is believed that I own Pokemon, Digimon, and Gravitation. Well, apologies to those that did... I don't.
AN: Yes, my readers, I live!!! Sorry it took so long to get this out.. I had exams ! This is such crap! *sighs* But anyways, I got exempt from my Spanish and Global II midterms! Yay!...even though I did bad English last semester (so what if I didn't hand in two homeworks?! Reading notes my ass!), I'm still gonna pass that midterm with some extreme high marks! GO ME!!!
AN2: Unfortunately, (or fortunately?), I will not update this fic until I update All's Fair in Love and War. Which it should be updated by today or tomorrow... so all you guys can stop hounding me! No need for maiming, Jenny-chan! Also, another chapter to "The Meowth Sex Scandal"... Glad you guys like it!
Special Thanks to: My muse Leirbag Rex! *sniffles* He truly did *not* inspire me at all. He went out of town, leaving me helpless to my horrible imagination...(drew Quatre in Shuichi's ((Gravitation)) short shorts ) I'm horrible! Please give him a good hard kick in the shins for me in your reviews. Also to all my reviewers! At least THEY inspire me! *glares at a whistling Leirbag Rex* Grrr... Thank you Sailor Ronin Usa-chan for your kind words ^^! I really do try to keep them all in character...though sometimes Ken, Usagi, and Quatre slips in and out...especially in this chapter...-.-;;;
Warnings: The story is a bit slow at the beginning, sorry folks. It gets better. Also...possible Ken, Omi, Usagi, Seiryuu, and/or (most definitely) Quatre OOC. ^^;;;; You'll see why for Quatre. Also, some language and hentai references. Especially in The Meowth Sex Scandal... the name says it all.
Quote of the Update: Two homeworks!? But she passes everything else with 90's and 100's!? How the hell did she get an 87!?!?! What the hell is wrong with you?! Explain yourself, Mister! ~Brought to you by my mother.
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'Ken-kun really needs some anger management class,' thought Omi unconsciously as he watched Ken attack the broken carriage...or tried to watch, at least. It seemed Quatre-kun needed some classes also...first aid classes, that is. Omi had bandages where they weren't even needed. He looked like the Mummy, for Christ sake!
"Damn it!" Ken kicked the broken wheel of said broken carriage for the umpteenth time. "Damn it damn it damn it damn it damn it!"
"Calm down, Ken-kun," Omi soothed, unwrapping some of the bandages off his uninjured arm and making sure Quatre wasn't looking. Nope, the boy was busy looking towards the carriage, a worried expression on his brow. "We'll find her...I just know it." The statement was for all of them, including himself. It was his fault that Usagi was captured in the first place. If only he could've fended off those hoodlums until help arrived.... He looked at his shoes. Poor Usagi-chan...
Ken calmed down. Omi was right. They needed a straight head for this type of thing. But there was one thing he just couldn't get. "Why kidnap Usagi- san? It's not like she was important or anything..."
Trowa frowned; true as it might've been literally, Usagi meant a hell of a lot to him even if he didn't admit it. "Usagi-chan was in an elegant carriage. Of course they would think she be of some royalty type." He almost chuckled at a princess Usagi, tripping down the stairs in a hurry to get to some glamourous ball. He turned away from the group to hide his small smile. "They probably did it for some sort of ransom."
Ken frowned. "Ransom?" He wasn't too sure if Yohji-sama would be willing to pay a high ransom for a low level servant. No, Ken corrected himself, he wasn't sure if *Crawford-sama* would allow Yohji-sama to pay a high ransom for a low level servant, being his council and all. "I think we should handle this on our own, guys, and not have Yohji-sama find out about this. Crawford-sama would have our hides if he found out about this."
"It's not like he's not going to know anyhow," argued Omi, beginning to unwrap his other arm. "Crawford-sama can see the future too, remember?" He sighed as Ken went into another hissing fit with the carriage wheel. Not that he couldn't blame him of course. Omi had only been beaten once by Crawford-sama for stealing clothes for his little sister Ouka, and it was not an experience he'd like to go through again. He shivered; he could still feel the steel whippings against his back...
"Still, it'd be less trouble not to tell them. Besides," huffed Ken, kicking the wheel one more time. Kicking the wheel was sort of fun...like soccer! He let a smile grace his features. "This is all Yohji no baka's fault anyway!"
Omi gasped. "Ken-kun!" he cried, appalled. No matter what, Yohji was their master, and they were to always respect him...even though most of the time he was less than 'respectful' and 'decent' around them.
"It's true! If Yohji-sama hadn't decided to be all fancy, Usagi-san wouldn't be in this mess! This is all *his* fault!" Ken stomped his foot in triumph on top of the wheel and it finally broke. Ken tripped and fell.
"That's not how Crawford-sama would see it," warned Omi, taking the patch off his eye. "He'd tell Yohji-sama everything..."
"Where's Luna-chan?" asked Quatre abruptly. He was tired of talk. He stood up from off the wheel he had been sitting on and walked toward the disaster area. Trowa and Ken followed suit.
"Who?" asked Ken, trying to keep up with the quick Quatre.
"Usagi-chan's cat," said Quatre, almost automatically. "Where is she? Luna?" he called, looking through the wreckage. "Here, girl..." Quatre seemed lost without Usagi by his side. But perhaps having a piece of her would fill his heart up a bit.... he missed his light.
Ken sweatdropped. Was this kid nuts? First he finds him and the tall kid in the back of the carriage when they finally found Omi-kun and the carriage (not knowing where the hell they came from), then the whole weird explanation on how they had to help their 'best friend', and now the kid was calling for a cat. "Umm... Quatre-kun...perhaps you should sit down..."
"Luna-chan?" Quatre called again, this time hearing a scratch against what appeared to be wood. His eyes widened as he spotted the handmade blanket he had made for Usagi years ago near what used to be the carriage door. He ran over to it, and lifted the blanket.
Under the blanket, was a slightly ruffled (but still alive) Luna. Quatre held her in his arms for a long time. Luna purred. Much better than being under a glass window...
"Luna," Quatre whispered, holding the cat close to his lips. "Usagi-chan's gone missing...do you think you can track her down?"
Luna looked him straight in the eye that plainly said 'Do I look like a bloodhound to you?'
Meanwhile, Ken, Trowa, and Omi were watching the scene, slightly distraught. What to do with a crazy Quatre? Sure, the boy was just as sweet as Omi-kun, but right now, he wasn't exactly on the same page as the rest of them. Just as they were ready to abandon ship (a.k.a Quatre), he smiled running to them.
"Hey guys! Luna thinks she's got a lead!" he cheered happily, grabbing Trowa and Ken by the arms. "Let's go!" Both Ken and Trowa shared a look that said 'Why us?', but this being their only lead, sighed and let the love-crazed blond drag them after Luna, leaving a slightly bemused Omi behind. Sighing, Omi shook his head and prayed to Selene Usagi-chan was all right.
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In the Heavens, a heated Seiryuu was being teased by a smitten Selene and Suzaku. He growled as Selene blew a raspberry at him. How dare this mortal not pray to him when his ancestors had before? He'll smite this human!
"Looks like one of your great worshipers have turned to me instead, Seir- chan," crooned Selene. "Figures. I am, of course, the better choice."
In the background, Suboshi can be seen sweatdropping and shaking his head back an forth. "I thought I taught them all well..."
Next to him, Amiboshi stands proud. "Well, at least my descendant hasn't said anything to piss the gods off."* At Suboshi's inquiring look, he shrugs. "Been hanging around Tasuki too long?"
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Duo frowned as he stared at the long haired sleeping blonde on the cot *he* usually slept on. 'Only temporarily,' Nagi had said. 'Until the ransom money comes in.' What ransom money? Duo snorted. This ragamuffin didn't even look worth the time. She looked just as lowly as him!
'Don't let looks fool you, kitten,' Schuldich's voice echoed in his head. 'This could be just a disguise to fool us... she's beautiful enough to be a princess.'
'Beauty doesn't count. Any woman can be beautiful,' Duo snapped, irritated. He hadn't had his nap yet, thanks to the meatball head currently occupying his bed. 'And just as well, this could be some sort of sham. What sort of princess comes in an exquisite carriage but has rags on? I don't know, sounds a little too fishy to me.'
'Point well taken,' another voice intruded, Nagi's no doubt. 'But still, can we afford to let her go? Not many people cross this way, so money is hard to come by. You know that, Duo.'
Duo sighed in defeat and leaned in his chair against the wall. 'Fine, fine...but how long is she going to sleep in my cot? I want my Z's too.'
Duo could almost FEEL Nagi rolling his eyes. 'Stop complaining. When the money starts coming in, you'll be getting a new bed.' Duo, knowing this was where Nagi's word limit of the day ended, didn't reply. Instead he picked up a stick nearby and began twirling it around his fingers.
'So, Mastermind...what am I supposed to do now? I'm bored.'
The nasal voice chuckled, which meant that the idea he was thinking of could Not Be Good. 'Hmm...I'm sure you can think of *something* you can do with the blond kitten... when was the last time you got some, Duo-chan?' Duo's eyes widened as he fell out of his chair, cutting off all mental ties with Schuldich (a trick he was grateful Nagi taught him). Unfortunately, he hadn't been quick enough to cut the connection, since he still caught some of the telepath's laughter through their link. Grumbling and blushing like a drunken man, Duo looked towards the young girl, then towards the stick. He let a cruel smile come across his lips. If he had to suffer through Schuldich's teasing, then he would make sure he wasn't alone...
Duo walked over to the girl taking the stick with him. Bending down, he pushed his face closer to hers, noting how pretty she was. He let the stick trail her body–which, he noticed, was quite well developed for being as young as she was–until he found a point where he wanted to penetrate. He smirked ruthlessly, and began his attack.
Poke. Poke. Poke.
The girl giggled in her sleep as Duo continued his onslaught. He poked a bit harder and she yelped. He dug the stick a bit deeper and her eyes popped open. Usagi took one look at Duo and screamed.
"ITTTTAAAAAAIIIII!!!!"
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Luna sniffed at the dust, feeling this was the lowest point of her nine lives. How could she be downgraded like this? To a dog level? Quatre owed her big time for this...
"Luna-chan? Are you all right up there?" asked Quatre, still dragging Trowa and Ken along for the ride. Ken had passed out a while back when he had saw some sort of mirage of a forty cats pointing to the East and meowing something about a thousand thieving nights...or was it a thousand thieving cats meowing about forty nights? Either way, Ken was no use to them, and if it weren't for Omi's and Quatre's pleadings and beggings, Trowa would've left him behind a mile ago.
"Quatre-kun, are you sure this is a good plan?" asked Omi, for the millionth time. He glanced wearily at the left. He swore he saw that same cactus three miles ago...
"Hai. Do you have any other plans?" If it weren't Quatre and Trowa who had said it, Omi would have thought it was pretty harsh. But coming from Quatre, it had sounded extremely sincere. He sighed, and shook his head.
"Iie," he admitted, wiping from the sweat from his brow. "I just wish the sun would stop beaming on us..." As if accordance to what he said, it began to rain, very hard. Trowa's eye twitched. Five minutes ago, there was not a cloud in the sky, but now it was raining? Someone up there really didn't like Omi...
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Back in the Heavens...
"So the mortal wants rain? I'll give him rain! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Selene gives Suzaku "The Look". He blushes. "I forgot to give him his Prozac today?"
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Duo sighed as Usagi wailed her heart out under his blanket. He hoped that his cot didn't soak too bad...
"Listen, I said I was sorry. Why won't you forgive me?" Usagi only wailed louder.
"Y-you H-hurt M-m-m-Meeeeeee!!! It Huuurrrrtttttssss! WAAAAAAHHHHH!" Duo covered his delicate ears. It was too early in the morning for this, and it wasn't fair that Schuldich and Nagi had left him for watch so they could patrol. Duo snorted. Patrol his ass. Schuldich was getting boozed while Nagi was making sure he didn't go overboard–with spending the money, of course. The young boy could careless of what happened to Schuldich.
But back with his situation... "I ONLY POKED YOU IN THE EAR!!!"*
Usagi screamed at the top of her lungs. "IT STILL HURTS!!!" Duo sighed.
"Listen, I'll give you something to eat if you shut up," he bargained, standing up. He was hungry too. His stomach growled in agreement, and as if in response, Usagi's stomach roared. He looked at her with wide eyes as she blushed.
"Guess we got a deal..."
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Ken was ready to crack.
But maybe, just maybe, he was going to help crack Quatre-kun's skull first.
Okay, sure. The young man wasn't known to be violent with people; hell, he was known to be more generous than most of the others back at Yohji-sama's manor. But lines had to be drawn sometimes, and Quatre had just made a field goal on both opposition lines–both Ken's and Trowa's–and was still running like a madman. First, they go on what seemed to him a wild-goose chase–or in this case, wild cat chase. Then he faints, and then it begins raining. The he wakes back up, and it's still raining *with* thunder. And they were still following the damn cat...Omi was being too damn nice ...and Trowa? Ken took one wild look at the stoic Trowa. Trowa was just too damn quiet. Ken saw it very fit to go on a massacre run just about now...
And he was about to too, before Quatre yelled "There! Look! Up ahead!" They looked up ahead, and all saw a small cabin up ahead. Quatre smiled. "Thank Seiryuu we got here alive!"
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Seiryuu whooped as Selene pouted. "Guess I can't have them all..."
Suzaku frowned. "What about me...?"
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Usagi laughed as Duo made a funny face with the carrot sticks. "And this is what happens when you eat vegetables, Usagi-chan!" He stuffed them up his nose and Usagi began another fit of laughter as tears rolled down her cheeks.
"Too...hahhahaaha...Funny...Duo-chan!" In front of her, endless candy wrappings and delicate goodies that were 'hilariously' all marked blatantly with "Schuldich's: Don't Touch!" on them. Duo explained that "Schuldich" wanted them to be eaten since he wrote "Don't Touch". Perfectly good logic, if Duo didn't say so himself. "So, and um err... furthermore, he didn't say Don't Eat. So there's nothing wrong in what we just did."
Usagi chuckled weakly, wiping a tear from her eye. No one she had met before had been THIS funny...not even the sometimes clumsy Ken-kun was *this* funny... Usagi's eyes widened. Ken-kun?! "Hey!" Usagi snapped, narrowing her eyes at Duo and all the laughter done. "What did you guys do to my friends, anyway!?"
Duo sighed and sunk into his seat. And things were going so well too... He was even beginning to like her!
'Like her too much, chibi, and we won't be able to have a ransom. Don't put emotional value on things you can't have.'
Duo shrugged; he didn't care. At least he got to share Schuldich's 'rare and priceless' chocolates with someone. It felt good to share—especially in bad deeds. Nagi wouldn't have done it; the kid had a severe stick up his ass.
"Well!?" Usagi demanded leaning across the table and into Duo's face. "Where's Quatre-chan, Trowa-chan, Omi-kun, and Ken-kun!?" She knew she did not have to worry about Trowa—he could very well take care of himself—but it still didn't stop her from worrying. No matter how much the boy scared her with his silent attitudes... he was still very attractive and seemed a bit more caring when he's asked to prove it. They even followed her to make sure she'd be okay at Yohji-sama's Manor... her lips curved into a smile. Now if those weren't true friends, she didn't know what was.
For a fleeting moment, Duo had the urge to pull a Schuldich and kiss the girl. What, with her full soft-looking lips curved into a pretty grin and all and... Duo leaned forward and took the girl's lips with his.
Usagi was shocked, to say the least. She was even more shocked when Duo was pulled away from her by a furious Trowa with a dangerous looking knife. Behind him, Ken had some rope, and Omi was yelling warnings that these weren't just any 'ordinary' bandits. Quatre held Usagi's hand, a small smile of relief gracing his face. Usagi stared at Duo, still, as Quatre began to soothe her.
"Don't worry, Usagi-chan. Everything's okay now that you're with us–!"
"I can't believe you!" she cried out, snatching her arm out of a hurt Quatre's and stomping over to Duo. She pointed a finger straight at the solemn boy's face. "You may go around kissing people you capture but I don't!" She began to tear up. "That was my first kiss!"
"It was mine too!"
There was a brief silence, leaving Ken, Omi, Quatre, and Trowa to their own thoughts. But nearly everyone in the room had the main trail of 'He kissed Usagi!?'
But, of course, silences in this story always get remedied by something bizarre and shocking happening, and at this moment, a smirking Schuldich walked in, Nagi right behind him.
"Ah, well well well...look's like we just stumbled upon your rescue team, Usa-hime." Usagi blinked, and looked at the man curious. She had never seen them before!
"Hey! How do you know my name?"
"Does it matter?" Schuldich held all the boys' thoughts at bay as he made his way over to Usagi. He grinned at her. "You are a valuable prize, hime. Your prince, or king is going to want you back soon."
"Hime?" asked Usagi, confused. "Prince? King? Are you crazy? I'm just a servant going to Yohji-sama's Manor!"
Before Schuldich could go into a cursing rage, before Ken could smirk in triumph, before Duo could say "I told you so!", and before Nagi could sigh and say "Idiots," a distinctive neigh could be heard right outside before the door was bust opened by a white haired young man with scars...Farfarello. Everyone seemed to shudder—even those who didn't know him. Anyone can tell a crazy person, and from the look the man had on his face, he was more than beyond the "Loco Train". Behind him, a man in a yellow Armani suit—who knew Armani existed in this time?—and slightly lavender shirt* walked in, smirking and wiping his eyeglasses. It only took a second for Omi and Ken to realize who it was.
"Crawford-sama," they whispered in unison; even the fear was equal.
"Hello," he greeted them coldly. "Seems you even fail in the simplest projects, Mr. Hideka...." Ken blushed. "But you, Tsukinyo, I'm surprised in. I thought that beating when you were younger would've taught you something..."
"Hey wait a minute!" Usagi's voice cut him off, and he tured to glare at the younger girl. She glared right back. "Get a clue, Jack!* These men kidnaped me! Omi-kun and Ken-kun should be honored as heroes!"
"For saving lowly servants like yourself?" he scoffed. He turned to Omi and Ken. "As for you two...thanks to your friend here, you'll be 'honored' as heroes alright." Omi, Ken, and Usagi all felt chills freeze their backs. What did *that* mean?
Bradley turned to the still cursing Schuldich, the glaring Duo, and the silent Nagi. Duo had sneaked up next to Schuldich while all the talk had been going on. "And as for you three, there's been a bounty on your heads for the longest.... and I intend to take it. Guards! Seize—!"
Bradley stopped as he was thrown into the wall, and the three made a break for it. Guards stopped at the doorway, looking confused. "Duh...what?"
"Seize them!"
"Seize who?"
"Mastermind, Prodigy, and Shinigami!" The guards looked at Bradley bewildered.
"But they're not here!" Bradley seem to stiffen a moment before growling under his breath and finally standing up.
"Forget it. We won't be able to capture them now..." He turned to the guards once more. "Seize the men and the girl. Make sure she is brought to my carriage so we don't have any other escapades we might have to endure.... Farfarello, come drive my carriage." He walked out, Farfarfello obediently following, Usagi felt a brush against her leg and bent down and smiled.
"Luna-chan!"
"Let us go!" Ken fought against the guards to no avail. Quatre and Trowa just went along; as long as Usagi was nearby, they needn't worry. Omi didn't bother to fight either. "Let us go!"
"Let them go!" Usagi demanded, stomping up to one of the guards. The guard pushed her into another guard and he grabbed her.
"You heard Crawford-sama, take her to him. We got the rest of these..." The guard nodded and began walking the struggling Usagi towards Crawford's Carriage. The redhead bent his head next to her ear.
"Gomen," he whispered sadly. "I wish there was something I could do... but orders are orders." He gave her a gentle push into the carriage, but Usagi stayed where she was. "Go on, you don't want to get in trouble, do you?" His voice wasn't gentle, it was deep and a bit soothing. Usagi turned back around to get a better look at him. Mysterious lavender tinted eyes blinked back at her.
"Why are you being so nice to me?" she questioned.
"Because I had a sister your age. You remind me of her..." He sighed, a sad smile on his face. "Please go on. I don't want you to get into any trouble."
Usagi nodded and turned back around towards the carriage. "What's your name?"
The young man thought for a bit. "Aya. But you can call me Ran."
Usagi smiled gratefully at the young man but before she could walk in he grabbed her hand. She blushed. "What's yours?" he asked... well, more like stated. Usagi smiled.
"Usagi, but you can call me Usagi-chan." He nodded and left while she made way into the carriage. Bradley was sipping on some tea, in a corner, so she took the seat furthest away from him. He didn't seem to mind; in fact, he seemed to move more towards the corner he was sitting at. In the background, wild winnies and crazed laughs could be heard. Sighing, she leaned back into the chair. She was starting to miss the laughs with Duo- kun...
'Oh, don't worry, hime... we'll find you again soon...you won't be alone anymore...' Before she could ask Bradley if he had heard the nasal sounding accented voice, she fainted and fell into the deep darkness of her dreams and someone's laughter...
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What a long ass Chapter. Here are what those single stars meant... And beneath that, we have The Meowth Sex Scandal.
1) This would make Omi Quatre's cousin like twelve times removed ^^;;... They're just so nice, they must be related somehow!
2)I had this done to me a couple of times...but by my brothers. It was ticklish to me at first, but as soon as they dug deep enough with that damn cutip (sp?)... I was ready to kill...
3) In episode 14 of the regular Weiss Kreuz (I only saw two episodes... 2 and 14 ), I saw Bradley wearing this outfit. So that's the one I wrote about.
4)I got this from Usagi when she met Prince Diamond for the second time in his lair (Episode Diamond in the Rough)
And now for the long awaited...
The Meowth Sex Scandal (cont'd)
Judge Haruka's eye was twitching. At her side, her mallet lay broken, long forgotten.
"Gray pants with a green jacket!? What the hell is wrong with you?! It could've been black or dark green slacks but noooo....it just happened to be gray! You have the worst fashion sense in the world!"*
"Fashion? Ha! Like you're any better Miss I-Like-To-Wear-Short-Skirts-In- Public! Who puts on nail polish to put on some gloves afterwards*?! That makes no sense! And besides that, what's up with the odangos? They make you look like a 6 year old! Not to mention you act just like one!"
This had been going on for about an hour now, each side defending each other's sense of fashion, kissing, love-making... Haruka groaned. This couldn't be happening to her. No way...not in her courtroom.
Gatoman's claws were itching to wipe the toupee right off Mamoru's head to reveal his true age. He had promised her the case and the money, but instead he was concentrating on defending his own manhood. Gatoman slapped her forehead. These people were dumber than her humans back home... and that was considering a lot, since Tai and Davis lived there.
Meowth, however, was enjoying himself. He had seen these types of arguments between James and Jesse before. They always started out the same, then Jesse would pull out a frying pan and hit James with it before dragging him into the next bedroom. Meowth looked at his lawyer. Funny, she didn't look like the type to carry around a frying pan.
And speaking of James and Jesse...
"Are you guys gonna help me escape or what?"
"I don't see why we should help," huffed Jesse, pulling her Dick Tracy hat lower, "You're the one that did her."
"I already told ya, I didn't!" he defended, stretching his claws. "She's just lyin' because she's mad her show is on the Family Channel now and ours is on Cartoon Network!"
Jesse groaned. "So why didn't she just go after Yu-Gi-Oh?"
Meowth snorted. "Well, duh, that's obvious. She has a crush on Kaiba...even though he sleeps with Yami."*
"Oh."
"ENOUGH!" Judge Haruka's voice boomed into the courtroom just as Gatoman swiped off Mamoru's toupee. Mamoru squealed like a school girl as his shiny bald head glistened.
Usagi died laughing. Haruka turned her head to deviously laugh in her hands. She knew that twenty bucks would come in handy...thank God for a crooked Gatoman. Mamoru wouldn't stand a chance with Usagi now!
Mamoru stood up; toupee in hands with the rest of his pride. "I'm Leaving," he informed the courtroom like the drama drag queen he was before taking out his rose and cane and swishing his cape to make his grand exit. Well, that was before he tripped out the window. Gatoman's jaw dropped.
"Who's my lawyer now?!" she cried out. She needed this money; badly. She didn't want to live with that slut Kari anymore! She barely got any sleep already what with Davis *and/or* T.K. there every night...
"I'll be your lawyer, na no da!" a voice called out, running up the lane with his wild green hair. "Me and Kuma-chan will represent you, na no da!"
And then, all of a sudden, Haruka felt the world was against her. She was always working with idiots. And now she had two rabbits on her hands as if one wasn't enough. Someone up there really didn't like her.
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Up above...
Suzaku cried as Selene drooled over a male-dressed Haruka. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
*** 1) This is Darien's normal attire, if you haven't noticed. Green jacket, black shirt, gray slacks, and black polished shoes. What. A. Big. Cookie. (Sorry. It's just that I despise his outfits so much, I love to pick on him. I have no problems with Darien as a person... well, maybe a little. When he broke up with Usa-chan over a dream, that really pissed me off.)
2) Does anyone notice that every time the girls transform, right before they put on the gloves, they put on nail polish?! What the hell Is up with that?!
3) For some odd reason, every girl I know is attracted to Seto Kaiba. Not that I can blame them... but I say he's head over heels for Yami/Yugi...hmmm....now this could become interesting...*laughs evilly as Yu-Gi-Oh/Sailor Moon crossover fic draws itself in her mind* HAHAHAHA!!! YOUR FATE IS MINE, KAIBA-SAMA!!!
Hoped you guys liked.