One unbelievably rainy day,Roadkill set off to
the store to buy grocieries.Although she was going to
secretely buy more cow costumes.That's when everything
happened...She knew she sholdn't have listened to the old
drunken man but she desperately wanted a short cut to get
out of the rain."A whole two dollars wasted on that old
geezers directions!For crying out loud I need milk and soi
sauce!"She cried.Unfortunately,as she was screaming,a guy in
a clown suit rushed out one of the stores she had almost
passed up and pulled out a swordfish from nowhere."If you
don't want to get sushied then give me your bacon!"He shouted
to a blue haired man whom smelled like he had drank way
to many booze."Um?I don't eat meat but you can have my tofu"
the blue haired man replied.
"That's not what I meant!Coff up the dough or else"
To this,the blue haired guy didn't say a word.Because he
hadn't bought any dough.He needed to think of something and
Quick!But there was to much alchohol in his system to think.
Seeing that he was about to get fish filleyed;Roadkill came up
with a plan."The idiot in the clown suit is so stupid!I saw
the same thing in goodwill!What's with the fish anyway?It's
like he's never heard of Burger King!"She shouted.
Sure enough the clown angrilly marched toward her but not
before grabbing that other guy.He was about to punch Roadkill
as she bagan to panic.Instinctively,she trips while shouting,
"COW!"which is how she says ow.The clowns funny bone must
have been to big because he laughed so much at this that he
fainted."Thanks kid,"the blue haired guy said as he walked off
to his car."Wait!Are you 2-D?"Roadkill asked."Yes I am,"he
shouted back to her."Is it true your favorite animal is the cow"
she asked."Yes,heffers are the coolest!"2-D shouted across
the parking lot to Roadkill.
O.k chapter was short,but it's only my first fan fic so please dont flame me and tell me if I misspelled anything!