Disclaimer:I don't own the Gorrillaz or FFX-2.
Once again,Roadkill had been sent on an erreand for her mother.This time she needed to stop by her grandmas'house and kick some alien butt!(her grandma works for Area 51)Thus Roadkill set off with her trusty Mega LRX.Which is a gun that fires eggs at its target and has a cow-print coating of paint.When she finally got there,her grandma was busting matrix moves on an alien that looked like a giant cookie.
"Gramsie,that's bad for your back!Just eat that stupid cookie!"Shouted Roadkill."I can't!It's not sugar free!"Her grandma called to her.Just then a swarm of aliens with milk shake bodies and french fry hair surrounded Roadkill.For a couple of seconds Roadkill was worried but then she remembered something;French fries and milkshakes are her favorite foods."You know what you stupid aliens!It's my snack time!"she shouted.
Ten minutes later,half eaten aliens littered Grandmas' floor.Poor Roadkill had a stomach ache from eating so much.While a mess of egg shells and yoke had splattered all over the walls from her gun.Grandma gave Roadkill a hug and let her walk back home.Thus into the darkened streets she walked.Hopeful that no more aliens would invade her grandmas house tonight.She had passed up several places when she saw a peculiar sight.The band member Russel from the Gorrillaz was being chased by a herd of pink sheep!
Russel was shouting,"get away from me you furry pieces of shit!" Roadkill decided that right now would be the right time to fire an egg or two at Russel.She just felt like pulling a prank on the drummer.Unfortunately,she soon found out her Mega LRX was out of ammo.So she came up with planB."Thief dress sphere!"She called out to no one in particular.Moments later she was in a cow print version of Yunas' thief dress sphere.Then there was a tiny shimmer of light as two odd daggers appeared in her hands.
She was about to strike when whom should show up but another freaking ugly clown!"What is with the clown thing today!"She shouted with an angry glare in her eyes as she said it.The clown returned her glare with one of his own. "I know what you did ten minutes ago."He said through clenched teeth to Roadkill."I can't believe you'd actually drink the milkshake first!You being on a diet too!"He continued.Knowing she had been found out Roadkill whined uncontrollably like a miserable two year old.
Amazingly,the pink sheeps thought her crying sounded like a lulaby and fell asleep.Either that or they were just really drunk."Thanks kid.Wait a second,your'e the one who saved 2-D!Take this for being so helpful."Russel commented as he gave Roadkill five dollars and walked off.As soon as she made sure he was out of sight she began whining again.She didn't want to save him she wanted to pull a prank on him!
O.k,this chap was longer,and yes I did mean Yuna from the gullwings.