A/N- Hello everyone! This is the first of many songs for Final Fantasy VII I will be doing!
Disclaimer- I do not own Final Fantasy VII, or the Christmas Carol 'Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer'.
This goes to the beat of Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer.
Cloud Strife Got Run Over By A Chocobo
Cloud Strife got run over by a chocobo,
Walking home from Shinra Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as ChocoMog,
But as for me and Sephiroth, we believe.
He'd been injected with to much Mako,
And we'd begged him not to go.
But he'd left his fire material,
So he stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were peck holes on his forehead,
And incriminatin' claw marks on his back.
Cloud Strife got run over by a chocobo,
Walking home from Shinra Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as ChocoMog,
But as for me and Reno, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Cid Highwind,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' the races,
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with Red XIII.
It's just not Christmas without Cloud,
All the group is dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we give away his gifts or take them back?
Cloud Strife got run over by a chocobo,
Walking home from Shinra Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as ChocoMog,
But as for me and Hojo, we believe.
Now the t-rex is on the table,
And the pudding made of bite-bug.
And a purple candle,
That would have matched the clothes on Cloud Strife's back.
I've warned all of Rocket Town and Gonga,
"Better watch out for yourselves!"
They should never give a summon,
To a man who plays with swords and wears all black.
Cloud Strife got run over by a chocobo,
Walking home from Shinra Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as ChocoMog,
But as for me and Sephiroth, we believe.
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A/N- Well? R&R! If you want to request a song, tell me the name of the song, and the singer. Bye!
FullmetalFlameAlchemist