A/N - Just thought it would be fun to think of Harry Potter Stories in 100 words or less! If you have any suggestions for a mini story to add – let me know! I will add another chapter shortly with probably five more mini stories on it. DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!
Welcome back Varyssa!
OOOOOH! Matron!
That Christmas, Ron and Harry received what they thought the best present ever: a 'wenseive' that extracted your innermost desires and fantasies and projected them into the open.
Ron was amused when it turned out Harry's fantasy was a singing Professor Snape in drag while Harry was somewhat scared by Ron's : Hermione in a skimpy Nurse's outfit.
'I'm going to have to take your temperature now Mr Weasley', the image said flirtatiously. 'Uh, not in the mouth I'm afraid'.
Vodka And Chaka Khan
'So that's why we need to break up', Pansy told a heartbroken Draco. 'I just want to say…'
'I know what you want to say', Draco cut in, 'that whole it's not you it's me thing?'
'Actually, it is you… and your fantasies with Voldemort'
Draco was so upset that night but after two hours of crying to 'I will always Love you' he picked himself up.
'Well, I'm not going to sit here and mope, I choose Vodka and Chaka Khan'. And so Draco danced his blues away with his tribute to 'I'm Every Woman'.
Slash?
Ron and Hermione were doing their Potions homework when Ron got stuck and Hermione attempted to help. 'It's easy,' she said naturally, 'You just take the number of nargles - divide them by the number of bat eyes, oh don't forget to quarter them first. Multiply the two by 19.86, add it to the potion, stir clockwise ten times, anti clockwise 34 times until the potion turns the colour of the sky, add the carplies , one for every ounce of unicorn dust you put in. So!' she said happily, 'understand?'
Ron looked silently at her and muttered bewilderingly, 'Slash?'
The Awful Truth
'No!' Harry gasped, 'that can't be true!'
'I'm sorry', Dumbledore said Grimly. 'You know that the greatest power you have is love, well this is the only thing you can do to save us!'
'But that'll kill me! Torture! I can't snog Voldemort to kill him, can't!'
'I cannot, force you', Harry felt relief, 'however if you do't, uh, perform your duty, then a picture of you and Hagrid sharing a candlelit dinner could come out!'
Harry was shocked at this, 'that was a celebration dinner for Grawp's exam results! Fine! I Suppose I have to do it!'
Must Come Down
'Give it!' screamed Neville.
'This?' Malfoy taunted holding Neville's remembrall. 'Go fetch! Malfoy laughed, throwing the remembrall into the air, screaming 'ELLUVIATE'!
The remembrall soared into the air as Malfoy walked back to the castle. Neville returned crestfallen – 'that was a present! I'll get Malfoy!'
'Don't worry. What goes up…' Hermione gave a smile as she pointed at the remembrall hovering among the trees and shouted 'RETREVE!'
The ball hurtled back down, eventually catching up with Malfoy's head.
Hermione and Neville stepped over the unconscious Malfoy on the way to charms, '…must come down', Hermione whispered to an ecstatic Neville.