Disclaimer: I do not own the Lord of the Rings. I do not own Veggie Tales. I do not own Microsoft, I did not invent the internet...
This is a Silly Song fic. The silly song is (I don't remember what it is called) Everybody's got a water buffalo one. Ya.
Everybody's Got A Really Sharp Sword
Frodo is upon Weathertop, cornered by the dreaded Nazgul, suddenly, the Nazgul king draws his sword and begins to sing...
Ooooooh! Everybody's got a really sharp sword!
Mine is steel, your's is board.
I got mine from the Dark Lord
Oh everybody's got a really sharp sword!
Suddenly, Nazgul #5 runs in and thinly screeches: Stop! Stop! Not everyone has a really sharp sword! We're going to get nasty letters saying 'Where's my really sharp sword? Why don't I have a really sharp sword?' You can't sing stuff like that! Now sing something else!
The Nazgul King droops his head, then suddenly gives a short, shrill laugh and begins singing again.
Oooooooh! Everyone's got a ring of power...
The Nazgul king gets knocked over by Nazgul #5 and Frodo gets safely away.