Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR, I don't own the song "My Grandma's Feather Bed" by John Denver. I do not own Disney World either. Shocker!
Elrond's Feather Bed
While in Lothlorien, everyone in the Fellowship is finally getting over the death of Gandalf. As they are sitting around one night, Sam asks Legolas to sing a song. He expected an elvish song of some long forgotten occurrence, what he got was something quite different...
Verse 1.
When I was a little elfling, just off the floor
We used to go out to Elrond's house, every year end or so.
Had quail, pie, roasted duck, and miruvor before bed,
But the best darn thing about Elrond's house was his great big feather bed.
Chorus:
It was nine feet high! Six feet wide! Soft as elvish silk.
Made from the feathers of giant elvish geese
And was pure white like milk.
It'd hold eight elflings, four huntin' hounds, and a pony that we stole from the shed.
Didn't get much sleep, but we had a lot of fun
On Elrond's feather bed.
Verse 2.
After supper, in the Hall of Fire, the adults would dance and sing,
The minstrel'd strum on his mandolin, and Elrond would talk of the Ring.
I'd sit and listen and watch the fire til the cobwebs filled my head,
Then I'd quietly sneak out and make my way to ole Elrond's feather bed.
Chorus
Well I love my bow and I love my knife,
Love mom and ada too!
I've been fishin' with Estel, I've wrastled the twins, and even Glorfy too!
But if I ever had to make a choice,
I guess it ought to be said,
I'd trade 'em all plus my favorite shampoo for Elrond's feather bed.
Chorus.