Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR, I don't own the song "I'm Sorry" by John Denver.
Authors note: Don't worry, eventually I'll spoof someone besides John Denver. As soon as I can find something else. LOL!
I'm Sorry
Deep in the Misty Mountains, sometime after Bilbo has gone back to Hobbiton. A wayward orc stumbles across a lamenting Gollum singing on his island. The orc wishes he hadn't...
It'sss cold here in the deep cave.
It always ssseems that way,
I've been thinking about you almost everyday.
Thinkin' 'bout when I found you,
Thinkin' 'bout the pain,
Thinkin' how much I hate Bagginsss and his name.
I'm sssorry for the way thingsss are in Gondor!
I'm sssorry thingsss ain't what they used to be!
More than anything else,
I'm sssorry for myself,
'Cause your not here with me.
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Smeagol asks about you,
I say you're doin' fine
And I hope to find you again almost any time.
But Smeagol knows we're dyin;
And we can't ssleep at night.
I think we're finally dying, down deep inside.
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I'm ssorry that I didn't tightly hold you!
I'm ssorry for the things I didn't ssay!
More than anything elsse, I'm ssorry for mysssself.
I can't believe you went away!
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I'm ssorry if I took sssomethingsss for grantit,
I'm ssorry for the chain they put on you!
More than anything elsse! I'm sssorry for myssself,
Living without you!
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My preciousssss