Disclaimer: I still do not own Lord of the Rings. I do not own the song "Wichita Lineman" by Glen Campbell.

Authors note: If you do not know this song REALLY well, you probably will get VERY lost VERY fast!

Frodo Baggins Still Has The Ring

On the path through the Old Forest Frodo begins to sing a strange song that none of the other hobbits can identify, but the tune is such that they can't help but hum along as Frodo sings the following song:

I'm Frodo Baggins of the Shire

And I've got the One Ring.

I'm headin off to Rivendell

Where elves still sweetly sing

I know someone must destroy it,

And I frankly don't care who

Until then I'm Frodo Baggins

And I've got the One Ring

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I hope it's given to an elf lord

With large clear eyes of blue.

I hope Lord Elrond picks someone besides me,

Who is true.

I need Gandalf more than want him

And I want him real bad

Until then I'm just Frodo

The young hobbit lad.

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And I need Gandalf more than want him.

And I want him real bad!

Until then I'm just Frodo

The young hobbit lad.