Karen: OK, we've arrived at the Mushroom Forest. Now let's make some changes to the roles.
Sarah: I get Curer again!
Karen: No you don't. Last time, we got killed! We each get two different Magicites this time. I get Blizzard and Cure.
Aaron: Then I'll take Fire and Lightning.
Depre: Lightning and Life.
Rutker: Life and Cure.
Sarah: Blizzard and Fire.
Daemon: Fi-
Karen: You get Clear again. Now, me and Aaron will be in the front lines still. Sarah, you work with Rutker and Depre with Spells.
Daemon: What do I do?
Depre: You're carrying the chalice.
Daemon: Why?
Depre: Cause I said so.
Daemon: You have no power over me.
Depre looms over Daemon
Daemon: whimpers Apparently, you do.
Karen: Now, with Fusion Spells, use your imagination.
Rutker: My imagination is limited.
Sarah: 0.0 Yeaaaahhhh.
Somewhere in another dimensionSora: Now where are we?
Riku: I have no freakin idea.
Mickey: I think we're in Hollow Bastion.
Riku n00b: OMFG! 17'$ $04A AND 41KU!
Riku: What the hell?
Riku n00b: ¿00 $HALL D13!
Riku n00b charges
Riku: OH…
Sora: …Crap.
Flash of Light
Sora: Oh great, now where are we?
Riku n00b: WTH? WH343 7H3 H3LL A43 W3?
Mickey: He had to come too.
Riku: Great, now we got two annoyances with us.
Sora: 2? I think you miscounted, Riku. There's only one with us.
Riku: Sure, let's just go with that.
Riku n00b: ¿00 $HALL D13!
Mickey: Have you noticed we're 8-Bit pixels in a 3D-World?
Riku: I try to ignore it.
Karen and the rest of the caravan show
Karen: Who the hell are you guys? Some demented monsters?
Riku and Sora: Whoa! Screw Kairi!
Riku: Hey, what are you doing later?
Sora: You wanna go get a drink later?
Karen: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. First off, I've already got a boyfriend.
Sarah: You do? You never told us that!
Karen: It's my life. I can do whatever I want with it. And if I told Daemon, he'd bug me even more.
Daemon: You have a boyfriend? How come you never told us that? Who the hell are you guys?
Riku: Well, my name's Riku, and the idiot here is Sora. And that little mouse is Mickey.
Mickey: HI!
Daemon: Where did you come from? Wait, how'd you get here?
Riku n00b: $H047 A773N710N $&AN.
Sora: Yeah, I'm beginning to notice.
Sarah: Can we get back to Karen and her boyfriend? So, what's his name?
Karen: Sighs All right, if I need to tell you. His name is Zajac, and he's living in Alfitiria now.
Sarah: What is he, a Selkie?
Karen: No, a Clavat. And he's not as bad as me, but still.
Rutker: So what you're telling me is he's like you, just not as much.
Karen: Yeah. He said next time I'll see him is in 4 years.
Aaron: So we're going to have two killers now. Great.
Karen: Yeah, you got a problem with that? I am a little bit hungry right now.
Aaron: N-no, I'm fine.
Mickey: So, where are we?
Depre: You're in the Mushroom Forest right now.
Sora: The mus-who whaddy what now?
Depre: The Mushroom Forest.
Sora: Oh.
3 Ochus come
Sora: Holy Crap! What the hell are those things?
Riku n00b: D13, Y0U $0N 0F A 817¢H!
Riku n00b charges at the Ochu
Riku n00b: Gets beaten to death 0U¢H. 7HA7 HU47 A !07.
Karen: What the hell is he saying?
Riku: We honestly have no idea. He's trying to kill us.
Sora: How are going to kill that thing?
Karen: Simple. Aaron, Firaga! Firaga
2 of the Ochus die
Sora: I could've done that.
Riku: Sure you could.
Riku n00b: 1 ¢0U!D U$3 $0#3 H3!& H343.
Karen: Nobody cares!
Doc: I can help.
Depre: Will you get the hell out of here?
Doc: Um, I wish I could, but the problem is, I don't know the neighborhood that well.
Depre: Just get out of here!
Doc: OK. Good-bye, you guys.
O'Malley: Revenge shall be mine!
Depre: Yeah, whatever. Let's just kill that thing.
Karen: Yeah, let's.
Fight cloud
Sora: Girls can be so cruel!
Riku n00b: AH, 17'$ N07 7HA7 8AD. 17'$ A!$0 $0#37H1N9 Y0U D0N'7 $33 3V34YDAY.
Riku: True.
Mickey: I never saw anything like this. It's so destructive.
Riku: Yeah, where have they been all this time?
Riku n00b: Y' KN0W, W3 $71 HAV3 70 F1N1$H 0U4 8A77!3.
Sora: Crap. I thought you'd have forgotten by now.
Depre: Guys, wait. You're obviously lost. After we beat the Mushroom Forest, we'll help you guys.
Riku n00b: Y0, W343N'7 Y0U ¿U$7 A ¢4A2Y #AD 817¢H F1V3 #1NU73$ A90?
Sarah: She's got split personalities.
Riku: Ah.
Sora: That makes sense.
Mickey: I got confused.
Riku n00b: ALL 419H7, 1'LL ¢0-0&34A73 W17H 7H3#…F04 N0W.
Karen: OK, then.
Flash of Light
Naminé: And we'll have Marluxia think he…killed…his…Where the hell am I?
Karen: Who's she?
Sora: Hey, Naminé!
Naminé: Oh, great. I'm stuck with you now.
Riku n00b: Y0! WHY 7H3 H3LL 1$ 3V34Y80DY ¢0#1N9 H343? N3X7 7H1N9 W3 KN0W, W3'43 901N9 70 HAV3 7H3 049AN12A710N H343!
Organization appears
Riku n00b: 0H ¢0#3 0N!
Sora: OK, can we just lose the Organization?
Organization disappears
Riku: Wow, that worked.
Daemon: Hey look, that mushroom is moving!
Karen: That's because the mushrooms are mostly alive here.
Mushroom grabs Riku n00b
Riku n00b: ¢4A&! ¢4A&! $0#380DY H3!& #3!
Mickey: Ya know, we can just leave him with the mushroom. He's going to die sooner or later.
Riku n00b kills the Mushroom
Riku: Or not.
Aaron: yeah, let's just go now.
Sarah: So Karen, how long have you and Zajac been together?
Sora: I'm a pretty butteryfly!
Naminé: Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Karen: OK, anyways. It's a funny story how I met him. There were these bunch of bullies who me and my gang used to fight with at school. They were beating on some kid, so we decided to kill those bullies for breaking our honor code.
Sarah: Wait, wait, wait, you actually helped somebody?
Aaron: It's the signs of the Apocalypse! Everybody run for your lives!
Karen: -.- Anyways, the part of our honor code was to never hurt another race.
Rutker: But you threaten and keep your threats to us all the time.
Karen: Hey, that was then. When the honor code was intact. Anyways, it turns out that Zajac was the one being bullied, and had been part of that gang. Except he turned rebellious to the leader. So after that, we just started seeing each other more.
Depre: So, how long have you guys been?
Karen: I don't know, maybe 5, 4 years.
Riku n00b: $0 Y0U W343 &A47 0F YANK33 9AN9?
Karen: I was their leader. You have a problem with Yankees?
Riku n00b: N0, N0, 1 7H1NK 7H3Y'43 A 943A7 73A#!
Karen: No, I mean Yankees as in hardass girls. But yeah, the Yankees do rock.
Aaron: Yeah.
Daemon: YANKEES SUCK! RED SOX WILL KICK ALL YOUR ASSES!
Mickey: GET HIM!
Daemon: Wait guys, can't we talk this out? I mean really, it's only a game!
Rutker: KILL HIM!
Daemon: Why is it always me?
Couple…hundred beatings later
Daemon: Ow. I'm okay, I think.
Sora: Yeah.
Another Ochu appears
Aaron: OK guys, here's my plan. Go wild.
Karen: THAT'S YOUR PLAN?
Sarah: I gotta say, that's a pretty crappy plan.
Riku n00b: Y0, Y0, Y0, Y0, Y0, Y0, 1 907 70 $AY, 7H7'$ A &4377Y ¢4A&&Y &!AN.
Depre: Yeah, I got to agree with black dude over here.
Riku n00b!'# N07 8!A¢K. 17'$ &A47 0F #Y &34$0NA!17Y.
Depre: Black people say yo all the time. It's not normal!
Naminé: I wish I could have all of you guys jump off a cliff.
Riku: Didn't you do that to the Organization before?
Naminé: Yeah, it was fun, but the dolls rebelled. They had to be punished.
Mickey: Yeah, whatever freako.
Karen: Can we just kill the damn thing?
Sarah: Sure, whatever.
Ochu dies. Fight scenes are hard
Depre: With that out of the way, let's talk about you Sarah.
Sora: Hold on, I just have one question for Karen.
Karen: Hit me.
Daemon: Oh believe me, I want to.
Whack
Daemon: I hate my life.
Karen: Good for you then.
Sora: Anyways, why are you such a badass?
Karen: That, is something I shall never tell. It's a secret.
Sora: Oh.
Naminé: I can make her tell.
Karen: You tell, you whore, and you'll be using mechanical arms to use that pen.
Naminé: Yeah, yeah, ok, whatever you say, man.
Karen: OK then, let's just get back with whatever we're talking about that has no meaning.
Sarah: Yeah, well, I don't have a boyfriend yet though.
Depre: Oh. Well then, what has happened with your life?
Sarah: Nothing special. Been bullied, gotten through school, and all of that crap. Anyways, how come you have split personalities, Depre?
Depre: Ah, tis a great story.
Karen: Don't do that.
Depre: Ok. Anyways, it started off when I was 3. I was running around the house.
Karen: Oh great, this story again. You know, it's always the same thing.
Depre: Well, you know what happens?
Karen: Yeah. But you tell it.
Depre: OK. Well, anyways, my friend and I were running around the house. She picks up my sword and starts playing around with it. I was always a nice kid, but when she kept playing with it after I told her not to, I got really angry. And now, I've got split personalities.
Daemon: Anyone want to know my story?
Everybody: NO!
Karen: You don't want to hear it. It's so horrid. He forced me to listen to it before. I would rather die than listen to it again.
Karen: Well, we're at the boss battle now.
Aaron: Wow, time flies when you're…when you're…when you…nevermind.
Depre: So who's the boss?
Sarah: Some thing named the Malboro.
Rutker: What, like the smoking company?
Riku: No, that's Marlboro.
Sora: Oh. I've been using the wrong brand.
Malboro appears
Riku n00b: #Y 90d, 7HA7 7H1N9 1$ H1D30U$!
Karen: Yeah, no doubt. Let's kill that thing.
Naminé: This is easy. I can just make him think he's a crazy monkey who has no brains who was locked in jail for destroying all of the bananas in the world!
Karen: Go for it.
Malboro goes crazy
Aaron: So what do we do now?
Naminé: Wait till it kills itself.
Rutker: Ah.
Malboro kills himself
Sora: Wow, that was easy.
Mickey: Yeah. Hey, what's that bright light?
Riku n00b: 1 7H1N$ 7HA7'$ 0U4 71¢K37 0U7 0F H343!
Riku: Well then, let's go.
Sora: Farewell, my friends. I shake loose from these bonds for a better existence.
Sora, Riku, Mickey, Naminé, and Riku n00b disappear
Karen: Well then, that was a crazy trip.
Sarah: Yeah. I don't want another cameo ever again.
Doc: HI!
Everybody: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
Doc: OK, ok.
O'Malley: We shall disappear, never to be seen again! Unless I want to be seen. So if you see me before I see you…Watch out. Into the Abyss!
Karen: I'm going to kill that guy next time I see him.